CR
@presumptive.bsky.social
Talks about history, economics, and geography in a classroom; talks about obscure bands the rest of the time.
Believer in the power of public education.
Surviving North Florida
Believer in the power of public education.
Surviving North Florida
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I have a theory:
Everyone has at least one Christmas song they absolutely despise.
Everyone, no matter how much you hate Christmas music, has one Christmas song that they absolutely love.
If you ever meet the person whose choices are the inverse of you, it's like Highlander.
Everyone has at least one Christmas song they absolutely despise.
Everyone, no matter how much you hate Christmas music, has one Christmas song that they absolutely love.
If you ever meet the person whose choices are the inverse of you, it's like Highlander.
December 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I have a theory:
Everyone has at least one Christmas song they absolutely despise.
Everyone, no matter how much you hate Christmas music, has one Christmas song that they absolutely love.
If you ever meet the person whose choices are the inverse of you, it's like Highlander.
Everyone has at least one Christmas song they absolutely despise.
Everyone, no matter how much you hate Christmas music, has one Christmas song that they absolutely love.
If you ever meet the person whose choices are the inverse of you, it's like Highlander.
I've just finished the new Counting Crows documentary, and I've got some real questions about Courtney Cox...
December 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I've just finished the new Counting Crows documentary, and I've got some real questions about Courtney Cox...
We can all agree that food or shopping apps doing the year end "Wrapped" feature, is basically an act of terrorism, right?
December 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
We can all agree that food or shopping apps doing the year end "Wrapped" feature, is basically an act of terrorism, right?
Why are we in the stupidest Hunger Games ?
Capitol decadence and fatuousness coupled with cruelty in the districts. Plastic surgery in the leadership class
Cruelty as the point.
Capitol decadence and fatuousness coupled with cruelty in the districts. Plastic surgery in the leadership class
Cruelty as the point.
Donald Trump just announced the creation of the “Patriot Games,” an “unprecedented four-day athletic event” with “one young man and one young woman from each state and territory.”
December 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Why are we in the stupidest Hunger Games ?
Capitol decadence and fatuousness coupled with cruelty in the districts. Plastic surgery in the leadership class
Cruelty as the point.
Capitol decadence and fatuousness coupled with cruelty in the districts. Plastic surgery in the leadership class
Cruelty as the point.
If petty were a sport, Vanity Fair would be in the Super Bowl right now.
December 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If petty were a sport, Vanity Fair would be in the Super Bowl right now.
Remembering my 2nd favorite Christmas themed tweet
December 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Remembering my 2nd favorite Christmas themed tweet
A Colin Jost Pete Hegseth is right up there with Tina Fey Sarah Palin.
December 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
A Colin Jost Pete Hegseth is right up there with Tina Fey Sarah Palin.
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“When you make peaceful change impossible, you make violent change inevitable.”
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
“When you make peaceful change impossible, you make violent change inevitable.”
I've never been one to go all in on the "we're just living in a simulation" conspiracy theory, but that's the only explanation I can come up with for the Trudeau-Astronaut Perry romance
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I've never been one to go all in on the "we're just living in a simulation" conspiracy theory, but that's the only explanation I can come up with for the Trudeau-Astronaut Perry romance
Happy Spotify Wrapped Day to all who celebrate... except for the Spotify engineer who designed the "Listening Age based on your music tastes" feature.
December 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Happy Spotify Wrapped Day to all who celebrate... except for the Spotify engineer who designed the "Listening Age based on your music tastes" feature.
Of course it was Spirit Airlines
December 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Of course it was Spirit Airlines
I think about this at least once a day during the month of December.
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I think about this at least once a day during the month of December.
Stuff my partner and I say while watching the Beatles Anthology:
"Look at George's jacket!"
"That's not Ringo. "
"Fucking Patti Boyd"
"Is that original recipe Paul, or Paul-is-dead Paul?"
" No, I don't think Brian Epstein is one of those Epsteins"
"Look at George's jacket!"
"That's not Ringo. "
"Fucking Patti Boyd"
"Is that original recipe Paul, or Paul-is-dead Paul?"
" No, I don't think Brian Epstein is one of those Epsteins"
December 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Stuff my partner and I say while watching the Beatles Anthology:
"Look at George's jacket!"
"That's not Ringo. "
"Fucking Patti Boyd"
"Is that original recipe Paul, or Paul-is-dead Paul?"
" No, I don't think Brian Epstein is one of those Epsteins"
"Look at George's jacket!"
"That's not Ringo. "
"Fucking Patti Boyd"
"Is that original recipe Paul, or Paul-is-dead Paul?"
" No, I don't think Brian Epstein is one of those Epsteins"
Every season of Stranger Things I'm more amazed at the executive functioning and planning abilities of imaginary teenagers
December 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Every season of Stranger Things I'm more amazed at the executive functioning and planning abilities of imaginary teenagers
I'm a bit late to the party on this, but that new Snocaps record absolutely slaps.
November 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I'm a bit late to the party on this, but that new Snocaps record absolutely slaps.
I need "Turn Down For what" at the #MacysParade injected directly into my veins before interacting with my family today.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I need "Turn Down For what" at the #MacysParade injected directly into my veins before interacting with my family today.
Television "See No Evil"
Pixies "Caribou"
Yeah yeah yeahs "Rich"
Patti Smith "Gloria: in excelsis Deo"
Prince "I wanna be your Lover"
Pixies "Caribou"
Yeah yeah yeahs "Rich"
Patti Smith "Gloria: in excelsis Deo"
Prince "I wanna be your Lover"
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Television "See No Evil"
Pixies "Caribou"
Yeah yeah yeahs "Rich"
Patti Smith "Gloria: in excelsis Deo"
Prince "I wanna be your Lover"
Pixies "Caribou"
Yeah yeah yeahs "Rich"
Patti Smith "Gloria: in excelsis Deo"
Prince "I wanna be your Lover"
Crackers belong on the soup aisle, not the cookie aisle
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Crackers belong on the soup aisle, not the cookie aisle
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Every once in a while I go back and rewatch this performance, and every time I'm glad I did youtu.be/6SFNW5F8K9Y
Prince, Tom Petty, Steve Winwood, Jeff Lynne, more - "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" | 2004 Induction
YouTube video by Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Every once in a while I go back and rewatch this performance, and every time I'm glad I did youtu.be/6SFNW5F8K9Y
It's always nice to get my car maintenance done at the dealership so I can catch up on reruns on Friends and read year-old copies of Southern Living
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
It's always nice to get my car maintenance done at the dealership so I can catch up on reruns on Friends and read year-old copies of Southern Living
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hey guys i made a seasonal meme
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
hey guys i made a seasonal meme
I was behind an electrician's truck today and the slogan painted on the back was "Our service will shock you "
I feel like this is not the message I want from my electrician
I feel like this is not the message I want from my electrician
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I was behind an electrician's truck today and the slogan painted on the back was "Our service will shock you "
I feel like this is not the message I want from my electrician
I feel like this is not the message I want from my electrician
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
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dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
dawg not the steakhouse wedding font