President 104 Archived
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This is an archive of the 104th President of the United States of America II account, maintained by National Archives and Records Administration (NARA) Time Travelers
Dr. John Hammond resurrecting America’s extinct system of checks and balances for a theme park on Isla Nublar
February 13, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Dr. John Hammond resurrecting America’s extinct system of checks and balances for a theme park on Isla Nublar
REPORTER: Any comment on the latest batshit, unconstitutional thing Trump did?
GOP CONGRESS MEMBERS: We are the Borg. Resistance is futile.
GOP CONGRESS MEMBERS: We are the Borg. Resistance is futile.
February 10, 2026 at 7:39 PM
REPORTER: Any comment on the latest batshit, unconstitutional thing Trump did?
GOP CONGRESS MEMBERS: We are the Borg. Resistance is futile.
GOP CONGRESS MEMBERS: We are the Borg. Resistance is futile.
Mic up the Olympians at big air events so we can hear what they’re saying when they’re launching off the ramps because I just know it has to be, “Weeeeeee!”
February 9, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Mic up the Olympians at big air events so we can hear what they’re saying when they’re launching off the ramps because I just know it has to be, “Weeeeeee!”
The crew blow-drying a ski jump before competition using industrial leaf blowers, in order to remove moisture and ice from the in-run because a small patch of moisture at 90km/h can be dangerous.
(h/t Olympics Instagram)
(h/t Olympics Instagram)
February 9, 2026 at 4:50 PM
The crew blow-drying a ski jump before competition using industrial leaf blowers, in order to remove moisture and ice from the in-run because a small patch of moisture at 90km/h can be dangerous.
(h/t Olympics Instagram)
(h/t Olympics Instagram)
FIREARM SAFETY INSTRUCTOR [who is self-taught from watching the biathlon]: Here’s a rifle, now go sprint a few laps on skis then try to shoot the target
February 8, 2026 at 6:27 PM
FIREARM SAFETY INSTRUCTOR [who is self-taught from watching the biathlon]: Here’s a rifle, now go sprint a few laps on skis then try to shoot the target
Every Winter Olympics sport feels like it was invented by some bored teenagers: “What if there was running, but on ice? And then what if we added flips and spins to it? And then what if we jumped 300 feet in the air?”
February 8, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Every Winter Olympics sport feels like it was invented by some bored teenagers: “What if there was running, but on ice? And then what if we added flips and spins to it? And then what if we jumped 300 feet in the air?”
Is the “Free Bird” song something that the women’s USA team chose to adopt, or was it just assigned to them because the men’s team use it? And is the women’s team happy with that being their goal song or is there another song they’d prefer for it? 1/2
February 7, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Is the “Free Bird” song something that the women’s USA team chose to adopt, or was it just assigned to them because the men’s team use it? And is the women’s team happy with that being their goal song or is there another song they’d prefer for it? 1/2
Tuning into the Winter Olympics to watch what climate change will soon render as “ancient sports”
February 7, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Tuning into the Winter Olympics to watch what climate change will soon render as “ancient sports”
Ok so “shrill” is out and “loud” in? (Just trying to keep up with all the latest misogynistic trends)
Q: Why are you suing the IRS?
TRUMP: Who are you with?
Q: ABC News
TRUMP: You are a loud person. Let somebody else have a chance
Q: Can you answer the question?
TRUMP: ABC fake news. I didn't call on you
TRUMP: Who are you with?
Q: ABC News
TRUMP: You are a loud person. Let somebody else have a chance
Q: Can you answer the question?
TRUMP: ABC fake news. I didn't call on you
January 30, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Ok so “shrill” is out and “loud” in? (Just trying to keep up with all the latest misogynistic trends)
Schrödinger’s fact: When a proposition is simultaneously both true and untrue until observed and parroted by a bunch of politicians and pundits
January 27, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Schrödinger’s fact: When a proposition is simultaneously both true and untrue until observed and parroted by a bunch of politicians and pundits
Criminals set to flee the state after committing two murders
BREAKING: Border Patrol commander Greg Bovino and some agents are expected to leave Minneapolis tomorrow, an AP source says.
Border Patrol commander Bovino and some agents expected to leave Minneapolis
A federal judge is considering Minnesota’s challenge to the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown.
bit.ly
January 26, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Criminals set to flee the state after committing two murders
Headbutting the competition in the nuts is why they call them The Rams
the Rams got a potentially game-saving tackle by
a) spearing D'Andre Swift in the crotch, then
b) flattening him on frozen turf
a) spearing D'Andre Swift in the crotch, then
b) flattening him on frozen turf
January 19, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Headbutting the competition in the nuts is why they call them The Rams
Thanks to climate change, summer blockbusters are all year long!
January 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Thanks to climate change, summer blockbusters are all year long!
Another benefit of renewable energy is that America doesn’t have to invade and overthrow sovereign countries to get it
January 3, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Another benefit of renewable energy is that America doesn’t have to invade and overthrow sovereign countries to get it
DAVID ELLISON [watching C-SPAN take viewer calls on the US coup in Venezuela, during which some argued about whether Trump is the anti-Christ]: Still zero foreseeable issues with the excellent new editorial move by CBS Evening News
January 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
DAVID ELLISON [watching C-SPAN take viewer calls on the US coup in Venezuela, during which some argued about whether Trump is the anti-Christ]: Still zero foreseeable issues with the excellent new editorial move by CBS Evening News
“Now You See Me: Now You Don’t” (2025)
BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
bit.ly
December 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
“Now You See Me: Now You Don’t” (2025)
Google Search’s AI Overview saying that it “can’t be disabled” feels a little too like HAL 9000 saying, “I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that”
December 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Google Search’s AI Overview saying that it “can’t be disabled” feels a little too like HAL 9000 saying, “I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that”
Trump wins inaugural FIFA Peace Prize for solving the war between whether the sport is called “soccer” or “football”
December 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Trump wins inaugural FIFA Peace Prize for solving the war between whether the sport is called “soccer” or “football”
That rug really tied the room together, Charlie Brown.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.
You're too short for that gesture, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
That rug really tied the room together, Charlie Brown.
Fox News account on Twitter says in its profile that its location is in the USA, but the account turns out to be using a VPN that places it in Germany.
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Fox News account on Twitter says in its profile that its location is in the USA, but the account turns out to be using a VPN that places it in Germany.
TRUMP [posts on social media]: Dinosaurs went extinct because Democrat Noah Numbnuts forgot to email the updated meetup info for the ark but nothing has been done about it!!!
PAM BONDI: DOJ has launched an investigation into Noah and whether any deceptive measures were taken against dinosaurs.
PAM BONDI: DOJ has launched an investigation into Noah and whether any deceptive measures were taken against dinosaurs.
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
TRUMP [posts on social media]: Dinosaurs went extinct because Democrat Noah Numbnuts forgot to email the updated meetup info for the ark but nothing has been done about it!!!
PAM BONDI: DOJ has launched an investigation into Noah and whether any deceptive measures were taken against dinosaurs.
PAM BONDI: DOJ has launched an investigation into Noah and whether any deceptive measures were taken against dinosaurs.
When the DOJ’s Epstein files finally get released but DOJ has all the perpetrators’ names redacted
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
When the DOJ’s Epstein files finally get released but DOJ has all the perpetrators’ names redacted
The disrespect to whitewash left-hander LeBron James in “Space Jam: A New Legacy” (2021)
November 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The disrespect to whitewash left-hander LeBron James in “Space Jam: A New Legacy” (2021)
Trump pioneers new deconstructivist-style architecture at White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Trump pioneers new deconstructivist-style architecture at White House
Remember when Josh Hawley tried to overturn the election for the guy who congratulated “the Great State of Kansas” on the Kansas City Chiefs winning the Super Bowl in 2020 instead of his state Missouri
October 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Remember when Josh Hawley tried to overturn the election for the guy who congratulated “the Great State of Kansas” on the Kansas City Chiefs winning the Super Bowl in 2020 instead of his state Missouri