I am truly the master of marketing.
I am truly the master of marketing.
Clearly they are MAGIKARP, but one that's too high level for you to command with the gym badges you have.
Clearly they are MAGIKARP, but one that's too high level for you to command with the gym badges you have.
Their representative is SLOWBRO, a poke which spends a lot of time doing nothing and then you go "Wait, I lost to *that?*"
Their representative is SLOWBRO, a poke which spends a lot of time doing nothing and then you go "Wait, I lost to *that?*"
To represent them I have chosen MR MIME, a poke who functions best when used to set up others. (Also, who looks like he might be living in your walls.)
To represent them I have chosen MR MIME, a poke who functions best when used to set up others. (Also, who looks like he might be living in your walls.)
Represented here by ALAKAZAM, the matching psychic version of the Mighty's machamp.
Represented here by ALAKAZAM, the matching psychic version of the Mighty's machamp.
So I picked MACHAMP, the most one-note physical poke in gen I.
So I picked MACHAMP, the most one-note physical poke in gen I.
Obviously this has to be series mascot PIKACHU, the pokemon that gets all the special treatment yet still just isn't very good.
Obviously this has to be series mascot PIKACHU, the pokemon that gets all the special treatment yet still just isn't very good.
I picked NINETALES because ninetales is sort of mystical, sort of tied to a higher power, and one of my favourites. Yes, it's a reach.
I picked NINETALES because ninetales is sort of mystical, sort of tied to a higher power, and one of my favourites. Yes, it's a reach.
So naturally we're going VOLTORB, a poke known for killing itself in order to bring harm to others.
So naturally we're going VOLTORB, a poke known for killing itself in order to bring harm to others.
Obviously the Pokemon that covers this trope is METAPOD: a poke whose only purpose is to stick around long enough to become butterfree and take a kicking in the process.
Obviously the Pokemon that covers this trope is METAPOD: a poke whose only purpose is to stick around long enough to become butterfree and take a kicking in the process.
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I will be there at stall K28 with hard copies of the brand new hotness THREADCUTTERS and CRUCIBLE for all your occult assassin and/or solo roguelike needs.
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