Daniel Agee
@poodles.bsky.social
📚 Publishing @goodfight.co
🎥 Producer
📸 Photographer
📍Baltimore, MD
🎥 Producer
📸 Photographer
📍Baltimore, MD
I have a friend who hates soup. He says, and I quote, “it’s just wet food.”
I pray for him every autumn.
I pray for him every autumn.
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I have a friend who hates soup. He says, and I quote, “it’s just wet food.”
I pray for him every autumn.
I pray for him every autumn.
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121 days until Opening Day
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
121 days until Opening Day
If she had been born earlier, she could’ve become internet famous the old fashioned way — by blogging about cooking all of Mario Batali’s recipes in a year.
November 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
If she had been born earlier, she could’ve become internet famous the old fashioned way — by blogging about cooking all of Mario Batali’s recipes in a year.
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Tim Apple weeping, crying, throwing up
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Tim Apple weeping, crying, throwing up
I dunno, maybe putting racist, reactionary rapists in charge and letting them blow up the global economy was a bad idea??
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I dunno, maybe putting racist, reactionary rapists in charge and letting them blow up the global economy was a bad idea??
Baseball appears to have been the glue holding my brain together.
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Baseball appears to have been the glue holding my brain together.
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Amy Sherald: “A lot of times when you don’t know what you’re going to make, it’s not because you have some kind of block, it’s just because you haven’t lived out in the world long enough." baltimorebeat.com/epically-ecs...
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Amy Sherald: “A lot of times when you don’t know what you’re going to make, it’s not because you have some kind of block, it’s just because you haven’t lived out in the world long enough." baltimorebeat.com/epically-ecs...
You know some dude in Bushwick who joined DSA on Wednesday is sending this to his roster right now.
November 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
You know some dude in Bushwick who joined DSA on Wednesday is sending this to his roster right now.
Hard to overstate how much Cricket hates tiny shirt season.
November 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Hard to overstate how much Cricket hates tiny shirt season.
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Man that's fucked up about the surveillance panopticon. We really fucked that one up man
November 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Man that's fucked up about the surveillance panopticon. We really fucked that one up man
🎶 Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown
And things seem hard or tough
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft
And you feel that you've had quite enough....
Just remember you can make a big bowl of Amatriciana.
And things seem hard or tough
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft
And you feel that you've had quite enough....
Just remember you can make a big bowl of Amatriciana.
November 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
🎶 Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown
And things seem hard or tough
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft
And you feel that you've had quite enough....
Just remember you can make a big bowl of Amatriciana.
And things seem hard or tough
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft
And you feel that you've had quite enough....
Just remember you can make a big bowl of Amatriciana.
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All these fascists are trying to burn the world down, but those motherfuckers don’t know how much I love you.
January 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
All these fascists are trying to burn the world down, but those motherfuckers don’t know how much I love you.
Cub, derogatory
November 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Cub, derogatory
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Umpires are just cops who want free hot dogs.
December 1, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Umpires are just cops who want free hot dogs.
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or maybe they'll both get hammered immediately and we learn nothing because, in fact, it is impossible to know anything and futile to try. that's baseball
November 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
or maybe they'll both get hammered immediately and we learn nothing because, in fact, it is impossible to know anything and futile to try. that's baseball
Today is somehow the first time it’s been raining hard since we lost Pancho earlier this year?
Anyway, it made me very sad this morning to only grab Cricket’s raincoat. Because Pancho loved to put on his coat and tell you about his top five favorite hazy IPAs.
Anyway, it made me very sad this morning to only grab Cricket’s raincoat. Because Pancho loved to put on his coat and tell you about his top five favorite hazy IPAs.
October 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Today is somehow the first time it’s been raining hard since we lost Pancho earlier this year?
Anyway, it made me very sad this morning to only grab Cricket’s raincoat. Because Pancho loved to put on his coat and tell you about his top five favorite hazy IPAs.
Anyway, it made me very sad this morning to only grab Cricket’s raincoat. Because Pancho loved to put on his coat and tell you about his top five favorite hazy IPAs.
Got good news earlier this week. Does my body feel like I got good news? Of course not.
October 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Got good news earlier this week. Does my body feel like I got good news? Of course not.
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my entire timeline is baseball sickos, people who have attempted to attain baseball sicko-hood but are failing their test of endurance, and people who are marveling at the baseball sickos
extremely proud of you all
extremely proud of you all
October 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
my entire timeline is baseball sickos, people who have attempted to attain baseball sicko-hood but are failing their test of endurance, and people who are marveling at the baseball sickos
extremely proud of you all
extremely proud of you all
lol just remembered Casey Neistat works for this guy
October 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
lol just remembered Casey Neistat works for this guy
