Michael Sparks
@ponyzord.bsky.social
I sing and play various instruments for The Keene Act. I'm also in school, to become a psychologist.
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I have no idea who the so-called singer in the "I just wanna drink my beer, etc etc" clip that keeps popping up in my feeds from the TP "halftime show" but oh my god he's literally just talk-singing this meme
February 10, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I have no idea who the so-called singer in the "I just wanna drink my beer, etc etc" clip that keeps popping up in my feeds from the TP "halftime show" but oh my god he's literally just talk-singing this meme
People just learning today that most wrestling fans aren't trailer trash MAGA stereotypes? (Which is a bad stereotype worthy of a separate conversation, btw.)
Dude, wrestling is theatre in the round. It just happens to be very athletic theatre. What types of people would you think it attracts?
Dude, wrestling is theatre in the round. It just happens to be very athletic theatre. What types of people would you think it attracts?
February 5, 2026 at 6:56 PM
People just learning today that most wrestling fans aren't trailer trash MAGA stereotypes? (Which is a bad stereotype worthy of a separate conversation, btw.)
Dude, wrestling is theatre in the round. It just happens to be very athletic theatre. What types of people would you think it attracts?
Dude, wrestling is theatre in the round. It just happens to be very athletic theatre. What types of people would you think it attracts?
The Grammys are and always have been a complete sham, so watching people getting upset about a good band winning one in a category they didn't really fit in is very funny. It's literally just a marketing ploy, folks. 🤷🏻♂️
February 2, 2026 at 8:13 AM
The Grammys are and always have been a complete sham, so watching people getting upset about a good band winning one in a category they didn't really fit in is very funny. It's literally just a marketing ploy, folks. 🤷🏻♂️
Is that a Cosmic Brownie or are you just happy to see me?
January 18, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Is that a Cosmic Brownie or are you just happy to see me?
The only way Jonathan Ross would have internal bleeding from his murder of Renee Good is if he managed to become so full of shit, that it ruptured his colon.
January 14, 2026 at 11:06 PM
The only way Jonathan Ross would have internal bleeding from his murder of Renee Good is if he managed to become so full of shit, that it ruptured his colon.
I haven't looked this emo since 2008.
January 10, 2026 at 9:51 AM
I haven't looked this emo since 2008.
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The US government would love nothing more than to see one of their half-shorn, mouth-breathing racist turd homuculi in body armor get Kirked on the street so they can justify killing as many people as they want.
January 9, 2026 at 11:34 PM
The US government would love nothing more than to see one of their half-shorn, mouth-breathing racist turd homuculi in body armor get Kirked on the street so they can justify killing as many people as they want.
Her last words to him were "it's okay dude, I'm not mad at you." Then he shot her in the face and called her a "fucking bitch."
Fuck that murdering piece of shit, Jonathan Ross. Fuck that piece of shit dog killer, Kristi Noem. Fuck ICE.
Fuck that murdering piece of shit, Jonathan Ross. Fuck that piece of shit dog killer, Kristi Noem. Fuck ICE.
January 9, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Her last words to him were "it's okay dude, I'm not mad at you." Then he shot her in the face and called her a "fucking bitch."
Fuck that murdering piece of shit, Jonathan Ross. Fuck that piece of shit dog killer, Kristi Noem. Fuck ICE.
Fuck that murdering piece of shit, Jonathan Ross. Fuck that piece of shit dog killer, Kristi Noem. Fuck ICE.
It was a two cookie morning.
November 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
It was a two cookie morning.
The Jonas Brothers having a "hey everyone, we fucking love emo music and we want to share it with everyone" arc was not on my 2025 bingo card, but it's pretty cool!
November 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The Jonas Brothers having a "hey everyone, we fucking love emo music and we want to share it with everyone" arc was not on my 2025 bingo card, but it's pretty cool!
Anyone pearl-clutching about Mox vs Darby last night is so silly. While I didn't particularly enjoy the simulated drowning attempt either, 1) it's far from the first time wrestling has done this; 2) Tony Khan & the AEW office clearly put thought into where an ultraviolent match belonged on the card.
October 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Anyone pearl-clutching about Mox vs Darby last night is so silly. While I didn't particularly enjoy the simulated drowning attempt either, 1) it's far from the first time wrestling has done this; 2) Tony Khan & the AEW office clearly put thought into where an ultraviolent match belonged on the card.
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This guy is a fucking grifter. I saw people in my own subreddit lauding him as a hero for being briefly detained and cited by ICE.
The money he is raising will not be used to hurt the administration. Those kind of lawsuits don't work that way. You are shotgunning cash into a void.
The money he is raising will not be used to hurt the administration. Those kind of lawsuits don't work that way. You are shotgunning cash into a void.
October 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
This guy is a fucking grifter. I saw people in my own subreddit lauding him as a hero for being briefly detained and cited by ICE.
The money he is raising will not be used to hurt the administration. Those kind of lawsuits don't work that way. You are shotgunning cash into a void.
The money he is raising will not be used to hurt the administration. Those kind of lawsuits don't work that way. You are shotgunning cash into a void.
I have no idea why people think calling me is a good idea if I'm not replying to their texts expediently enough. If I am busy, I am busy! I'm juggling work, three online university classes and a band. Yeesh.
October 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I have no idea why people think calling me is a good idea if I'm not replying to their texts expediently enough. If I am busy, I am busy! I'm juggling work, three online university classes and a band. Yeesh.
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New: Last night in the Senate, Ted Cruz blocked a bill that would have prevented data brokers from selling personal data on anyone in the United States, and not just federal lawmakers and government officials.
Ted Cruz blocks bill that would extend privacy protections to all Americans | TechCrunch
The Texas senator blocked a bill that would have prevented data brokers from selling personal data on anyone in the United States, and not just federal lawmakers and government officials.
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September 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
New: Last night in the Senate, Ted Cruz blocked a bill that would have prevented data brokers from selling personal data on anyone in the United States, and not just federal lawmakers and government officials.
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People of Illinois, we need your help.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
September 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
People of Illinois, we need your help.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
I keep seeing articles about an "AI actress" in my feed.
I think it's gross, irresponsible and dangerous of news outlets to verbally treat an internet prompt like a person. Headline pictures shouldn't be fake red carpet photos, it should be a cluttered PC on a desk.
I think it's gross, irresponsible and dangerous of news outlets to verbally treat an internet prompt like a person. Headline pictures shouldn't be fake red carpet photos, it should be a cluttered PC on a desk.
September 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I keep seeing articles about an "AI actress" in my feed.
I think it's gross, irresponsible and dangerous of news outlets to verbally treat an internet prompt like a person. Headline pictures shouldn't be fake red carpet photos, it should be a cluttered PC on a desk.
I think it's gross, irresponsible and dangerous of news outlets to verbally treat an internet prompt like a person. Headline pictures shouldn't be fake red carpet photos, it should be a cluttered PC on a desk.
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It's fire season in Washington again and if I could describe the current air quality it would be "this is what a Marshmallow smells, before it dies."
September 5, 2025 at 5:29 AM
It's fire season in Washington again and if I could describe the current air quality it would be "this is what a Marshmallow smells, before it dies."
The new Hot Mulligan album might be the record of 2025. Like, over half of this album is going straight onto my playlist. A rare feat!
August 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The new Hot Mulligan album might be the record of 2025. Like, over half of this album is going straight onto my playlist. A rare feat!
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Millions of people are living paycheck to paycheck.
They're struggling with the cost of food, housing, and other basic necessities.
How does Trump respond?
By creating fake emergencies to distract from his failures to address very real issues impacting everyday Americans.
They're struggling with the cost of food, housing, and other basic necessities.
How does Trump respond?
By creating fake emergencies to distract from his failures to address very real issues impacting everyday Americans.
August 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Millions of people are living paycheck to paycheck.
They're struggling with the cost of food, housing, and other basic necessities.
How does Trump respond?
By creating fake emergencies to distract from his failures to address very real issues impacting everyday Americans.
They're struggling with the cost of food, housing, and other basic necessities.
How does Trump respond?
By creating fake emergencies to distract from his failures to address very real issues impacting everyday Americans.
A fantastic phrase that is also a terrible phrase: gastrointestinal pyrotechnics.
August 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
A fantastic phrase that is also a terrible phrase: gastrointestinal pyrotechnics.
At the mall & I dipped into a Hot Topic... Can't decide if I feel old, or if I feel sad b/c it's so overtly commercial now.
I used to be able to go in there & buy merch for all the oddball indie bands I love(d) & now... Everything was super big artists & classic rock. It just felt dead and sad.
I used to be able to go in there & buy merch for all the oddball indie bands I love(d) & now... Everything was super big artists & classic rock. It just felt dead and sad.
August 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
At the mall & I dipped into a Hot Topic... Can't decide if I feel old, or if I feel sad b/c it's so overtly commercial now.
I used to be able to go in there & buy merch for all the oddball indie bands I love(d) & now... Everything was super big artists & classic rock. It just felt dead and sad.
I used to be able to go in there & buy merch for all the oddball indie bands I love(d) & now... Everything was super big artists & classic rock. It just felt dead and sad.
I spent 4 years away from WWE due to my exhaustion with Vince McMahon, my irritation over the pandemic releases, and my thorough enjoyment of the AEW product over the stale-ass booking of WWE.
August 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I spent 4 years away from WWE due to my exhaustion with Vince McMahon, my irritation over the pandemic releases, and my thorough enjoyment of the AEW product over the stale-ass booking of WWE.
I really love this streaming era for pro wrestling; I work until 5:45 and Dynamite starts at 5:00 PST but it doesn't matter since I can come home, and play it from the start on Max. Same with Raw on Netflix every week. It's great.
July 31, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I really love this streaming era for pro wrestling; I work until 5:45 and Dynamite starts at 5:00 PST but it doesn't matter since I can come home, and play it from the start on Max. Same with Raw on Netflix every week. It's great.
I find it interesting that United Healthcare majorly improved it's service after their CEO got Blue Shelled.
Then Blackstone filed a suit to impede that improvement, and now I'm seeing reports that their CEO has also been Blue Shelled.
Then Blackstone filed a suit to impede that improvement, and now I'm seeing reports that their CEO has also been Blue Shelled.
a man with glasses is standing in front of a computer and says " i see this as an absolute win "
ALT: a man with glasses is standing in front of a computer and says " i see this as an absolute win "
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July 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I find it interesting that United Healthcare majorly improved it's service after their CEO got Blue Shelled.
Then Blackstone filed a suit to impede that improvement, and now I'm seeing reports that their CEO has also been Blue Shelled.
Then Blackstone filed a suit to impede that improvement, and now I'm seeing reports that their CEO has also been Blue Shelled.