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bog landlord
@pondslurp.bsky.social
· Sep 21
ive been rendering all kinds of shit unto caesar lately
actually by ignoring me and forgetting about our tedious argument youve fallen right in to my trap...
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
actually by ignoring me and forgetting about our tedious argument youve fallen right in to my trap...
using the pomodoro method to spend time with my kids
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
using the pomodoro method to spend time with my kids
do you actually miss college or do you just miss not being pursued by my hounds
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
do you actually miss college or do you just miss not being pursued by my hounds
dont suffer in silence. i love to hear my enemies suffer
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
dont suffer in silence. i love to hear my enemies suffer
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Memorizing all the eye spy answers and pointing them out immediately during one on one time with my esl 2nd grader. After 7 pages of straight Ls he started crying, begging me to let him have a turn but I told him it's an effort thing
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Memorizing all the eye spy answers and pointing them out immediately during one on one time with my esl 2nd grader. After 7 pages of straight Ls he started crying, begging me to let him have a turn but I told him it's an effort thing
dont tell me to live mas. im living more mas than you could possibly want or need
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
dont tell me to live mas. im living more mas than you could possibly want or need
if you havent loaned me $500 by the time youre 25 then you have no heart. if you havent realized youre never getting that back by the time youre 35 then you have no brain
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
if you havent loaned me $500 by the time youre 25 then you have no heart. if you havent realized youre never getting that back by the time youre 35 then you have no brain
theyre gonna try to upsell you on the insult. you dont need all that. injurys plenty
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
theyre gonna try to upsell you on the insult. you dont need all that. injurys plenty
the herald angels are a distraction. keep harking king herod
November 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
the herald angels are a distraction. keep harking king herod
my grass is so green it scares me
November 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
my grass is so green it scares me
got caught smuggling leaf litter into the movie
November 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
got caught smuggling leaf litter into the movie
when the bug gets close to the light and makes a big shadow its like damn. smart
November 20, 2025 at 4:12 AM
when the bug gets close to the light and makes a big shadow its like damn. smart
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The stop sign makes a compelling point
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The stop sign makes a compelling point
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Gross worms near me
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November 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Gross worms near me
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"oooh look at me i have bad opinions." you and everybody else kid. here is one million dollars
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
"oooh look at me i have bad opinions." you and everybody else kid. here is one million dollars
theyre immortalizing me in song later
November 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
theyre immortalizing me in song later
mentioned peter the great in another job interview
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
mentioned peter the great in another job interview
this is my son, ultimately victorious, and his unnamed sibling
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
this is my son, ultimately victorious, and his unnamed sibling
subway pledges to end policy of 'unrestricted submarine warfare'
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
subway pledges to end policy of 'unrestricted submarine warfare'
its amazing how many people have had the chance to do the funniest thing ever
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
its amazing how many people have had the chance to do the funniest thing ever
ive been manually breathing so long its like second nature. i dont even have to think about it
November 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
ive been manually breathing so long its like second nature. i dont even have to think about it
stop saying im incandescent with rage. im incandescent with measured disagreement
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
stop saying im incandescent with rage. im incandescent with measured disagreement
have to call you back later im watching bug powerscaling videos
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
have to call you back later im watching bug powerscaling videos
im not afraid to admit when im wrong. im too PROUD to admit it
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
im not afraid to admit when im wrong. im too PROUD to admit it