I feel like it should be a verb, as in “You got Chutkaned!”

You’ve come to the right place, then. 😂

Hope you’re going somewhere fab. Enjoy!

Happy Birthday, Adam! Here’s to an outstanding year! 🥃 🎰 💰

Fortune favors the counterintuitive. 🙌

Revelatory, yes. Hilarious, no.

My thought exactly. “The son I never had.”

What? (Sorry, I don’t do “Wut.”)

Yep. Have been thinking of Ms. Willis all week.

The short story writes itself.

If you’re ever in Chicago, stop in at the Old Town Ale House, where Roger’s ghost resides. RIP Roger.

Sometimes yes. Sometimes, no.

Rite of passage. It’s a rite, not a right.

I agree about omitting that “and,” but removing the final comma makes the conclusion unbearably long and awkward. The solution? Remove that comma and the unnecessary qualifier “at home,” if not the entire, cloying reference to “loved ones.”