Star Wars Funeral Parlor
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Former Star Wars Fan
#starwarsisdead
No I will never watch Andor.
#starwarsisdead
No I will never watch Andor.
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I don't like to give a ton of my time and energy to shit that I don't like, but every once in a while I just have to let it out. Like someone sat down and said "you know what Star Wars fans would love to see? All their favorites being sad losers who then die"
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I don't like to give a ton of my time and energy to shit that I don't like, but every once in a while I just have to let it out. Like someone sat down and said "you know what Star Wars fans would love to see? All their favorites being sad losers who then die"
Doesn't changed the fact that the rebellion alliance was for nothing
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Doesn't changed the fact that the rebellion alliance was for nothing
And before you say something to the likes of "Well, just ignore the sequel trilogy and you'll enjoy it!"
You can't exactly forget a public execution, can you? That what that was to me.
You can't exactly forget a public execution, can you? That what that was to me.
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
And before you say something to the likes of "Well, just ignore the sequel trilogy and you'll enjoy it!"
You can't exactly forget a public execution, can you? That what that was to me.
You can't exactly forget a public execution, can you? That what that was to me.
* The Jedi order is extinct again,
* All the old heroes are dead
* The spawn of evil stole the skywalker name and buried Anakin and Luke's saber in the sands of the planet they hated the most.
So it's impossible for me to care when the palaptine basically is the victor now
* All the old heroes are dead
* The spawn of evil stole the skywalker name and buried Anakin and Luke's saber in the sands of the planet they hated the most.
So it's impossible for me to care when the palaptine basically is the victor now
November 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
* The Jedi order is extinct again,
* All the old heroes are dead
* The spawn of evil stole the skywalker name and buried Anakin and Luke's saber in the sands of the planet they hated the most.
So it's impossible for me to care when the palaptine basically is the victor now
* All the old heroes are dead
* The spawn of evil stole the skywalker name and buried Anakin and Luke's saber in the sands of the planet they hated the most.
So it's impossible for me to care when the palaptine basically is the victor now
Like, how am I supposed to care about "sunrises ill never see" or "fight the empire" when the tail end of the saga ends with:
* The galaxy in flames
* The New Republic getting corrupt in the end and fucking exploding,
* The Empire and Emperor coming back like it was nothing,
(cont)
* The galaxy in flames
* The New Republic getting corrupt in the end and fucking exploding,
* The Empire and Emperor coming back like it was nothing,
(cont)
November 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Like, how am I supposed to care about "sunrises ill never see" or "fight the empire" when the tail end of the saga ends with:
* The galaxy in flames
* The New Republic getting corrupt in the end and fucking exploding,
* The Empire and Emperor coming back like it was nothing,
(cont)
* The galaxy in flames
* The New Republic getting corrupt in the end and fucking exploding,
* The Empire and Emperor coming back like it was nothing,
(cont)
I fucking doubt it
But even if it was, again, it's pointless because
But even if it was, again, it's pointless because
a man says " somehow palpatine returned " in front of a crowd
ALT: a man says " somehow palpatine returned " in front of a crowd
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November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I fucking doubt it
But even if it was, again, it's pointless because
But even if it was, again, it's pointless because
*sigh* here we fucking go
No, i have not and never will.
Rogue One was mid af
Cassian had the personality of wood
And there's no point to watch the journey of some random grunt who dies for a failed rebellion
No, i have not and never will.
Rogue One was mid af
Cassian had the personality of wood
And there's no point to watch the journey of some random grunt who dies for a failed rebellion
November 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
*sigh* here we fucking go
No, i have not and never will.
Rogue One was mid af
Cassian had the personality of wood
And there's no point to watch the journey of some random grunt who dies for a failed rebellion
No, i have not and never will.
Rogue One was mid af
Cassian had the personality of wood
And there's no point to watch the journey of some random grunt who dies for a failed rebellion
Genuinely, what i want to know is what does the current fanbase see in them that I don't. Because clearly, they are more happier than I'll ever be.
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Genuinely, what i want to know is what does the current fanbase see in them that I don't. Because clearly, they are more happier than I'll ever be.
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
(That's assuming they just aren't paid off, of course)
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
(That's assuming they just aren't paid off, of course)
Genuinely, what i want to know is what does the current fanbase see in them that I don't. Because clearly, they are more happier than I'll ever be.
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Genuinely, what i want to know is what does the current fanbase see in them that I don't. Because clearly, they are more happier than I'll ever be.
I mean, duh. It's about fighting space nazis. Literally the whole point of the PT was about how democracies get converted into facist regimes.
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I mean, duh. It's about fighting space nazis. Literally the whole point of the PT was about how democracies get converted into facist regimes.
I swear, I will blow a fucking gasket when the Mando movie comes out next year.
November 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I swear, I will blow a fucking gasket when the Mando movie comes out next year.
Not helping matters is that the world basically collapsed after that fucking abomination shitted out onscreen
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Not helping matters is that the world basically collapsed after that fucking abomination shitted out onscreen
So seeing idiots like him unironcslly prais an ubisoft game under thr star wars listened is just proof this species is beyond saving.
If it were up to me, I wish I could delete all memories of this godforsaken franchsie so I can not only sleep at night, but enjoy other sci fi again
If it were up to me, I wish I could delete all memories of this godforsaken franchsie so I can not only sleep at night, but enjoy other sci fi again
November 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
So seeing idiots like him unironcslly prais an ubisoft game under thr star wars listened is just proof this species is beyond saving.
If it were up to me, I wish I could delete all memories of this godforsaken franchsie so I can not only sleep at night, but enjoy other sci fi again
If it were up to me, I wish I could delete all memories of this godforsaken franchsie so I can not only sleep at night, but enjoy other sci fi again
It's pointless to get invested in future star wars project because they refuse to acknowledge that the saga ends now with the message of "Facisim will always win and all your heroes are dead. BUY OUR PRODUCTS!"
And seeing everything decline in quality has just been utter agony
And seeing everything decline in quality has just been utter agony
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
It's pointless to get invested in future star wars project because they refuse to acknowledge that the saga ends now with the message of "Facisim will always win and all your heroes are dead. BUY OUR PRODUCTS!"
And seeing everything decline in quality has just been utter agony
And seeing everything decline in quality has just been utter agony
It's a fucking great feeling to see an epic saga you related to on a spiritual level and with everything the heroes did not matering in the end and the dark side winning. And I basically have to live with it now.
I smashed my millennium falcon model kit that night and cried myself to sleep that day
I smashed my millennium falcon model kit that night and cried myself to sleep that day
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It's a fucking great feeling to see an epic saga you related to on a spiritual level and with everything the heroes did not matering in the end and the dark side winning. And I basically have to live with it now.
I smashed my millennium falcon model kit that night and cried myself to sleep that day
I smashed my millennium falcon model kit that night and cried myself to sleep that day
You don't understand, I was obsessed as a kid.
They formed my interest in sci-fi
I bonded with my cousin over those movies
And seeing the rat systematicly destroy it has been destroyed it has been nothing but painful to see
They formed my interest in sci-fi
I bonded with my cousin over those movies
And seeing the rat systematicly destroy it has been destroyed it has been nothing but painful to see
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
You don't understand, I was obsessed as a kid.
They formed my interest in sci-fi
I bonded with my cousin over those movies
And seeing the rat systematicly destroy it has been destroyed it has been nothing but painful to see
They formed my interest in sci-fi
I bonded with my cousin over those movies
And seeing the rat systematicly destroy it has been destroyed it has been nothing but painful to see
.....fuck it i don't care.
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
.....fuck it i don't care.
So then...how the hell do I get over my anger and rage over seeing my favorite franchises get defiled? Because yelling at shills is all I can do since I don't know how to yell at the people responsible.
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
So then...how the hell do I get over my anger and rage over seeing my favorite franchises get defiled? Because yelling at shills is all I can do since I don't know how to yell at the people responsible.
....didn't you just sit through said cinematic abortion yourself a few days ago? Then shouldn't you hate Star Wars shills (along with everyone who worked on this and the rest of what disney shits out for that matter) as much as me?
November 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
....didn't you just sit through said cinematic abortion yourself a few days ago? Then shouldn't you hate Star Wars shills (along with everyone who worked on this and the rest of what disney shits out for that matter) as much as me?