Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes
@pokemonpatches.bsky.social
The real stupid pokemon patch notes guy who did not sell his soul for the bit
Currently a dumping ground. Here in case Twitter goes kablooey
Currently a dumping ground. Here in case Twitter goes kablooey
The sequel
October 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The sequel
I think this is the best nickname I've ever come up with
September 20, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I think this is the best nickname I've ever come up with
The security man watching the camera footage of me eating a squirrel (it’s the 9th time this week)
August 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The security man watching the camera footage of me eating a squirrel (it’s the 9th time this week)
General
- There’s now a 1/400 chance for Firebreather Dick to appear durning a battle and say his signature catchphrase: “CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE, MY BALLS ARE ON FIRE!”
- There’s now a 1/400 chance for Firebreather Dick to appear durning a battle and say his signature catchphrase: “CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE, MY BALLS ARE ON FIRE!”
August 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
General
- There’s now a 1/400 chance for Firebreather Dick to appear durning a battle and say his signature catchphrase: “CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE, MY BALLS ARE ON FIRE!”
- There’s now a 1/400 chance for Firebreather Dick to appear durning a battle and say his signature catchphrase: “CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE, MY BALLS ARE ON FIRE!”
Never leave home without packing some heat.
Or a gun!
Or a gun!
July 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Never leave home without packing some heat.
Or a gun!
Or a gun!
Ledian
- I have shoved Ledian into a locker
- I have shoved Ledian into a locker
July 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ledian
- I have shoved Ledian into a locker
- I have shoved Ledian into a locker
Peeko, you useless piece of shit
June 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Peeko, you useless piece of shit
The bungus
May 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The bungus
Miltank is included because it's a fish pokemon based off of the real-life cowfish
May 27, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Miltank is included because it's a fish pokemon based off of the real-life cowfish
What a fucking bum
May 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
What a fucking bum
Do you guys think Sheogorath likes to Wabbajack off?
May 9, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Do you guys think Sheogorath likes to Wabbajack off?
Am I what the kids call "hip"?
April 22, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Am I what the kids call "hip"?
OH FUCK THE GASTLINGS ARE BURNING
April 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
OH FUCK THE GASTLINGS ARE BURNING
This is my new favorite GIF
April 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
This is my new favorite GIF
For fucks sake
April 7, 2025 at 8:19 AM
For fucks sake
I don't know why I'm addicted to making chinese spreads
March 6, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I don't know why I'm addicted to making chinese spreads
Warning: What you're about to see here goes incredibly hard. Viewer discretion is advised.
March 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Warning: What you're about to see here goes incredibly hard. Viewer discretion is advised.
Over my many years of living, I've learned that punching down can be extremely entertaining, as long as you pick your targets very carefully.
(Pic related)
(Pic related)
February 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Over my many years of living, I've learned that punching down can be extremely entertaining, as long as you pick your targets very carefully.
(Pic related)
(Pic related)
Was just watching a friend's friend stream Hatoful Boyfriend.
I'm gonna be real, this guy's a top 20 character for me. Possibly a top 10
I'm gonna be real, this guy's a top 20 character for me. Possibly a top 10
February 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Was just watching a friend's friend stream Hatoful Boyfriend.
I'm gonna be real, this guy's a top 20 character for me. Possibly a top 10
I'm gonna be real, this guy's a top 20 character for me. Possibly a top 10