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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 2d

Gliscor

- Giving Gliscor the all new Gliscorite will now allow it to transform into Mega Gliscor, a Ground/Flying type with the Poison Heal ability.

- Upon Mega Evolving, Mega Gliscor will try to eat it’s Mega Stone, poisoning Gliscor and giving it a tummy ache

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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 3d

The sequel

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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 11d

Cubone

- You can now take away a Cubone’s skull and bone club, causing the Cubone to chase you in order to try and get them back.

- If you successfully play keep away with the Cubone for long enough, it will stop chasing you, fall to the floor, and start crying

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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 20d

New Move

- Added a new move called “Ass Breaker”, a Physical, Fighting type spread attack that has a 100% chance to inflict the new “Broken Ass” status effect

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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 26d

Back home, they called me "Mr Hot Balls" because I made the meanest grilled cheese anyone's ever had.

I don't make them anymore. Not after what I saw during the war

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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 26d

I think this is the best nickname I've ever come up with

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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 29d

General

- All attacks will now ignore Def and Sp. Def boosts.

Critical Hits

- To compensate for the previous change, Critical Hits will now double longer ignore Def and Sp. Def boosts

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ajceol.bsky.social @ajceol.bsky.social · Sep 6

🚨 The EU is trying to quietly weaken nature laws during summer break. We have 10 days to stop this.
Don't let them destroy our forests, rivers & wildlife in silence. #HandsOffNature www.wwf.eu/campaigns/it...

#ItsOurNature

www.wwf.eu

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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · Sep 5

Malamar

- Increased Malamar’s HP from 86 to 101.

- Increased Malamar’s Atk from 92 to 112.

New Move

- Added a new move called “Onslaught”, a 100 BP Physical Dark type attack and Malamar’s new signature move. Onslaught lowers the user’s Atk and Def by one stage

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Gilbert #NewDeal4Animation @discord12395.bsky.social · Sep 4

Right now there's a petition in Australia to establish a law that would prevent organizations like "Collective Shout" from forming harassment campaigns. This is only for Australians to sign, but it's also encouraged for others to share the petition. #SaveSpeech

Link: www.aph.gov.au/e-petitions/...

Petition Reason
We ask for this due to rising concern that non-profit organisations, or otherwise, have been and have successfully pressured Australian and global companies into refusing service to certain groups of people, including people of sexual identity, LGBTQ+ groups. They should not be allowed to use harassment techniques to force their personal ideas and beliefs on Australian adults and others around the world who use the internet

Petition Request
We therefore ask the House to investigate, regulate, restrict or shut down and outlaw organisations such as "Collective Shout"; these organisation,s like the one named here, hide behind the disguise of protecting the vulnerable; however, their predatory behaviour has caused people to lose jobs and livelihood as well as people to feel unsafe in their own skin So we ask the House to look into these non-profits and expose the true harm they do behind closed doors

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Jhon Contrarianmons @contrarianmons.bsky.social · Sep 1

After a week of rankings, the official Contrarian Council is proud to present the official September 2025 Viability Rankings!

-Yvaine

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Catgirl Martlet 🐦🐈‍⬛🌊💙 @zenithmartlet.bsky.social · Aug 29

Hey Firefox users.

Screenshot from a Tumblr post by ralfmaximus: Mozilla, in its finite wisdom, embedded LLM bots into recent versions of Firefox for the vitally-important purpose of… naming tab groups. Now, some users are noticing CPU and power usage spikes caused by a background process called Inference.

Ugh. Reminder again for Firefox users to visit your about:config page, search for the browser.ml.chat.enabled key, and set that to false:

If yours says true then double-click it until it reads false.

Doing that turns off the AI chatbot features in Firefox, but also the stupid new LLM tab-naming feature that's rolling out

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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · Aug 29

a group of people are standing in a line with their hands on their head .

ALT: a group of people are standing in a line with their hands on their head .

media.tenor.com

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Jhon Contrarianmons @contrarianmons.bsky.social · Aug 28

The famed OM Contrarianmons is making an official comeback! We're currently in the process of updating the Viability Rankings and have plans for the first ever Contrarian Cup! Stay tuned!

-Yvaine

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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · Aug 29

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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · Aug 28

New Move: Knock Up

- Added a move called “Knock Up”, a Physical Fairy-type move with 100 BP.

- If the target of Knock Up isn’t holding an item, then the target will be given a random held item at the cost of Knock Up doing 33% less damage

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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · Aug 26

Rock

- You can now throw any Rock type Pokémon that’s in your party at an NPC trainer in order to avoid initiating a battle, at the cost of 75% of the thrown Pokémon’s max HP

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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · Aug 20

Soccer? Love it.

Abortion? Can’t get enough.

Abortion Soccer? No. Absolutely not

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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · Aug 20

Today’s date is August 19, which means my annual family reunion is a week away. It also means that the traditional game of abortion soccer we play whenever the family is together is also coming up.

I fucking hate abortion soccer

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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · Aug 16

The security man watching the camera footage of me eating a squirrel (it’s the 9th time this week)

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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · Aug 13

Flying

- All Flying types will now set Tailwind upon entering battle

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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · Aug 11

In Obama’s voice: All my fellas

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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · Aug 7

Difficulty

- Added a new, easier Difficulty option called “Hyper Offense Mode”, which changes the condition to win a battle from knocking out your opponent’s Pokémon to landing three Super Effective attacks

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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · Aug 5

A reminder that Nintendo Japan's legal attack on Palworld wasn't because of any creature similarities. It's because Nintendo own the *fundemental concept* of being carried around by a creature, or summoning something by throwing an object.

Nintendo would do this in the US if they could, too.

Kotaku @kotakudotcom.bsky.social · Aug 5

Nintendo Forces Speedrunners In Japan To Apply For Permission To Play Its Games

RTA in Japan is working with Nintendo to individually license future usage of the company's first-party video games

kotaku.com

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