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⛓️ GWΞN ‼︎ @poisonomicon.bsky.social · Nov 15
it's gwen, from gwen
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puppydoggaming.bsky.social
she beat me so bad at mahjong i asked her to be my girlfriend
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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spacetwinks.bsky.social
vyvanse: alright you wanna focus on work

me: of course

vyvanse: first things first, you gotta cum

me: huh

vyvanse: i feel that's pretty clear

me: what

vyvanse: you want focus, you gotta cum. it's like fullmetal alchemist. equivalent exchange
November 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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cavegift.bsky.social
the funniest thing i can think of is running up to someone and angrily sawing off my own head
October 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
poisonomicon.bsky.social
hahahahahaha I'm going to become the fucking jonkler
An email from my (supposed) Gender Identity Clinic reading: "Dear Gwendolyn, As you were referred to us in February 2020, you are now reaching the top of our waiting list. However, as we have noticed that you are no longer registered with a GP in England you will no longer be eligible to access our service. If you are still in need of Gender Identity Services, we would recommend that you initiate contact with your local Gender Service, if you have not done so already. If your new Gender Service requires supporting documentation, please let us know in writing, giving us your consent to share this information. In the meantime, you will be discharged from our service and back to the care of your GP."
September 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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womplestiltskin.bsky.social
this makes me laugh out loud every single time
slumbermancer basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that's inside of your body, and they're like... a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that's probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that's basically fine. if something wants to get at your blood, and they're, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that's where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.
September 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
poisonomicon.bsky.social
only started going to the gym properly a few months ago and I FINALLY just broke past my body weight on one exercise GRAAAAAAHHH
hip thrust machine loaded to 95kg with 'BODYWEIGHT EXCEEDED' in the dark souls HUMANITY RESTORED font
August 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
poisonomicon.bsky.social
I deny the catdemongirl allegations
July 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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stupidtwink.bsky.social
how to do anything pt 4
a painting of two orange and magenta shapes colliding into an embrace, text overlaid on the scene says: admitting you were hurt and accepting you are still alive will definitely, defritely, help with breast growth END
June 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
*towering over you* are you obsessed with me or not
June 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
poisonomicon.bsky.social
good evening chat i got a new lipstick
it's gwen ! she is wearing Gucci 704 Valentine Verdante gwen closeup oooooo look at the lipstick and not at my skin ooooooo nice lipstick
June 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
poisonomicon.bsky.social
sooooooo turns out I was wrong about some things in my life. i have updated my bio accordingly to reflect this
June 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
poisonomicon.bsky.social
found immediately after arriving in london
sticker on a lamppost in the trans flag colours reading 'DRINK PISS'
June 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
poisonomicon.bsky.social
TELL ME I'M A BADMAN KICK ME LIKE A STRAY it's an MCR lyric don't worry about it
June 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
poisonomicon.bsky.social
what is it about bluesky that breeds this very specific kind of reply person
June 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
poisonomicon.bsky.social
awoooooo
Bloodborne's Ludwig remembers existence of topical testosterone gel
June 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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publicsexforest.golf
🩸 TIP: You can BITE GIRLS to unlock extra SOUND EFFECTS.
June 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
poisonomicon.bsky.social
they call it the switch 2 because you switch 2 walking away
June 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
poisonomicon.bsky.social
always humbling fucking with my HRT regimen as a grown ass woman. what do you mean I'm going through my sixth or seventh puberty at age 30
June 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
poisonomicon.bsky.social
many of you, I fear
an excerpt from de Beauvoir's The Second Sex. 'spermatic animalcules' is highlighted. comedy
June 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
poisonomicon.bsky.social
can't believe my 30s are over in just over two weeks. gonna have to start on my 31s
June 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
poisonomicon.bsky.social
played some Nightreign last night w/ @trinketbirdy.bsky.social and first impressions are 'this feels like a really good overhaul mod rather than a standalone game' and 'christ this has to only be fun if you play in a premade with voice chat'
May 30, 2025 at 12:11 PM