Just a chimp
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Northern Monkey, Funk Sheriff (trainee), "Not great, not terrible", #Doechii stan account, niche
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"are you enjoying duo mobile" does a hamburger enjoy being made of quarks. does a fish enjoy linear time. does the mountain enjoy the first taste of a cup of hot chocolate when you get back to the ski lodge. your question means nothing to me. i couldn't enjoy duo mobile even if i tried
December 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
"are you enjoying duo mobile" does a hamburger enjoy being made of quarks. does a fish enjoy linear time. does the mountain enjoy the first taste of a cup of hot chocolate when you get back to the ski lodge. your question means nothing to me. i couldn't enjoy duo mobile even if i tried
I really don't want to go to the place and do the things
December 4, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I really don't want to go to the place and do the things
Have gone back to the beginning of Stranger things. Surprised I've only just realised that the depths from TOTK has to be based on the upside down
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Have gone back to the beginning of Stranger things. Surprised I've only just realised that the depths from TOTK has to be based on the upside down
It's only the 2nd December and I'm already sick of Mariah being on in every retail or service setting, lord knows how the staff cope with that warbling 80 billion times a day
December 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
It's only the 2nd December and I'm already sick of Mariah being on in every retail or service setting, lord knows how the staff cope with that warbling 80 billion times a day
Anyone remember this rag doing any Tory chancellor in a silly hat?
Thanks to a botched political strategy, Sir Keir’s Starmer’s government has achieved the rare alchemy of being loathed by the right, yet scorned by the left for being a bunch of closet Tories
Britain’s left-wing government is left-wing
An obvious fact. But still an overlooked one
econ.st
December 2, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Anyone remember this rag doing any Tory chancellor in a silly hat?
In an effort to stop some Tupperware stinking of the veg that had gone off in it I tried to use a little bit of vinegar to mask the smell. There is now vinegar on the kitchen floor, down the cupboards, on me and the whole flat stinks of vinegar and manky veg
December 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
In an effort to stop some Tupperware stinking of the veg that had gone off in it I tried to use a little bit of vinegar to mask the smell. There is now vinegar on the kitchen floor, down the cupboards, on me and the whole flat stinks of vinegar and manky veg
Poor Barb, I forgot she was binned off so quickly
November 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Poor Barb, I forgot she was binned off so quickly
Sod it, I'm going back to episode one. Enjoyed the new episodes of stranger things but I can't remember half of the stuff in the earlier episodes
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Sod it, I'm going back to episode one. Enjoyed the new episodes of stranger things but I can't remember half of the stuff in the earlier episodes
The scientists at Aldi have been in the lab and come back with these even badder boys!
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The scientists at Aldi have been in the lab and come back with these even badder boys!
Overheard two people talking about the Malaysian plane incidents, one guy had done his research and the one that disappeared was definitely beamed up by aliens, he wasn't sure about the one that was shot down as it's hard to get the information
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Overheard two people talking about the Malaysian plane incidents, one guy had done his research and the one that disappeared was definitely beamed up by aliens, he wasn't sure about the one that was shot down as it's hard to get the information
Kitchen gadget/distressed minion
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26 Deals To Make Thanksgiving Go Way Smoother This Week
Running out of time? These on-sale kitchen and home essentials will be at your door fast.
www.huffpost.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Kitchen gadget/distressed minion
I've seen this film (Duel) once, many years ago. Every so often it comes back to me to watch as an adult but I've never seen it on any channel, until tonight when I've just seen it's on prime. Yay
m.imdb.com/title/tt0067...
m.imdb.com/title/tt0067...
Duel (TV Movie 1971) ⭐ 7.6 | Action, Thriller
1h 30m | PG
m.imdb.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I've seen this film (Duel) once, many years ago. Every so often it comes back to me to watch as an adult but I've never seen it on any channel, until tonight when I've just seen it's on prime. Yay
m.imdb.com/title/tt0067...
m.imdb.com/title/tt0067...
Oo members street lights? Big poles with lights on that meant you could see at night.
My road is near pitch black with tiny pools of light near the top of the pole but it certainly isn't brightening up anything
My road is near pitch black with tiny pools of light near the top of the pole but it certainly isn't brightening up anything
a man in a suit and tie is smiling with his mouth open
Alt: Gif of Peter Kaye to reinforce the gag about remembering things. Light street lights that used to work but now are dimmer than the average Tory
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Oo members street lights? Big poles with lights on that meant you could see at night.
My road is near pitch black with tiny pools of light near the top of the pole but it certainly isn't brightening up anything
My road is near pitch black with tiny pools of light near the top of the pole but it certainly isn't brightening up anything
Bad day for sport so far, Lewis comes last in qualifying, England rescue defeat from the jaws of victory in the ashes, surely Latics won't make it a hatrick by losing at home to the bottom of the table
November 22, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Bad day for sport so far, Lewis comes last in qualifying, England rescue defeat from the jaws of victory in the ashes, surely Latics won't make it a hatrick by losing at home to the bottom of the table
I've just had a lovely memory. My mum wasn't the best with tech but she taught herself how to text on an old keypad mobile and would text me about what she'd read in the local paper, the Chronicle, or Chron for short. Her phone often did bison instead of chron but I knew what she meant
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I've just had a lovely memory. My mum wasn't the best with tech but she taught herself how to text on an old keypad mobile and would text me about what she'd read in the local paper, the Chronicle, or Chron for short. Her phone often did bison instead of chron but I knew what she meant
Yay! Please stay fit Jofra
November 21, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Yay! Please stay fit Jofra
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I've written up the findings from our work with people and organisations who have used AI notetakers in meetings, identified 9 risks and a bunch of mitigation strategies. www.careful.industries/blog/2025-11...
Nine risks caused by AI notetakers — Careful Industries
AI transcription tools are not currently mature or reliable enough to be regarded as an always on, single-source of truth for meeting notes. Nine common risks, and six possible mitigations.
www.careful.industries
November 21, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I've written up the findings from our work with people and organisations who have used AI notetakers in meetings, identified 9 risks and a bunch of mitigation strategies. www.careful.industries/blog/2025-11...
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These new bad boys in Aldi are dangerous
November 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
These new bad boys in Aldi are dangerous
Stoopid before me put a wash on and now me has to deal with it and I don't want to
November 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Stoopid before me put a wash on and now me has to deal with it and I don't want to
Seriously, cloudflare? I'm tempted to go full luddite. We're only partially affected but I'm getting sick of having to repeat that line that provider X is having issues and we just have to wait
November 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Seriously, cloudflare? I'm tempted to go full luddite. We're only partially affected but I'm getting sick of having to repeat that line that provider X is having issues and we just have to wait
One of my staff has had his visa extended for two more years today. Nice
November 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
One of my staff has had his visa extended for two more years today. Nice