Roy Gobble Biv 🦃
@plunkettprime.bsky.social
“Undaunted by the insolent menaces of villains in power.”
my reaction to learning that R²’s family “doesn’t do” cranberry sauce.
at all.
whatsoever.
none. nein. nyet. لا
i was JONESING for a can of cranberry with the lines like a can of Alpo.
I LIVE NEAR A CRANBERRY BOG! NEAR OCEANSPRAY HQ!
at all.
whatsoever.
none. nein. nyet. لا
i was JONESING for a can of cranberry with the lines like a can of Alpo.
I LIVE NEAR A CRANBERRY BOG! NEAR OCEANSPRAY HQ!
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
my reaction to learning that R²’s family “doesn’t do” cranberry sauce.
at all.
whatsoever.
none. nein. nyet. لا
i was JONESING for a can of cranberry with the lines like a can of Alpo.
I LIVE NEAR A CRANBERRY BOG! NEAR OCEANSPRAY HQ!
at all.
whatsoever.
none. nein. nyet. لا
i was JONESING for a can of cranberry with the lines like a can of Alpo.
I LIVE NEAR A CRANBERRY BOG! NEAR OCEANSPRAY HQ!
Walmart? Get fucked.
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Walmart? Get fucked.
FUDGIE THE WHALE IS HERE
🐳
🐳
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
FUDGIE THE WHALE IS HERE
🐳
🐳
all my homies doing arts n’ crafts with the kids
🦃
🦃
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
all my homies doing arts n’ crafts with the kids
🦃
🦃
oh, hell yeah! what am i thankful for?
my referral for the 🎥🍑 got approved.
oh joy! 💫
(can’t believe they’re working on Thanksgiving!)
my referral for the 🎥🍑 got approved.
oh joy! 💫
(can’t believe they’re working on Thanksgiving!)
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
oh, hell yeah! what am i thankful for?
my referral for the 🎥🍑 got approved.
oh joy! 💫
(can’t believe they’re working on Thanksgiving!)
my referral for the 🎥🍑 got approved.
oh joy! 💫
(can’t believe they’re working on Thanksgiving!)
tHaNkSgIvInG iS PrObLeMaTiC
a perfect 95:5 issue where the 95% would toss the 5% in an insane asylum and throw away the key
a perfect 95:5 issue where the 95% would toss the 5% in an insane asylum and throw away the key
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
tHaNkSgIvInG iS PrObLeMaTiC
a perfect 95:5 issue where the 95% would toss the 5% in an insane asylum and throw away the key
a perfect 95:5 issue where the 95% would toss the 5% in an insane asylum and throw away the key
Huck: “Economically, it may be a loss leader, but it probably drives traffic & there’s a certain type of sicko who’ll pop in, get some other higher-margin items, & get a 🌭. It’s how they win. The 🌭 losses are offset by higher membership fees, which the econometric bone in me says are inelastic”
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Huck: “Economically, it may be a loss leader, but it probably drives traffic & there’s a certain type of sicko who’ll pop in, get some other higher-margin items, & get a 🌭. It’s how they win. The 🌭 losses are offset by higher membership fees, which the econometric bone in me says are inelastic”
ha. toyota guy REALLY wanted to stress the Cooooolrolla 🛞 had a gash
took it Da Clurb for haute dawg and 4 new shoes for the Cooooolrolla
Huck got baptized into the Costco Hot Dog Cult!
🌭🐶
took it Da Clurb for haute dawg and 4 new shoes for the Cooooolrolla
Huck got baptized into the Costco Hot Dog Cult!
🌭🐶
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
ha. toyota guy REALLY wanted to stress the Cooooolrolla 🛞 had a gash
took it Da Clurb for haute dawg and 4 new shoes for the Cooooolrolla
Huck got baptized into the Costco Hot Dog Cult!
🌭🐶
took it Da Clurb for haute dawg and 4 new shoes for the Cooooolrolla
Huck got baptized into the Costco Hot Dog Cult!
🌭🐶
Brockway?!
Ogdenville?!
North Haverbrook?!
Ogdenville?!
North Haverbrook?!
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Brockway?!
Ogdenville?!
North Haverbrook?!
Ogdenville?!
North Haverbrook?!
in addition to arts & crafts, i bring that good good to Thanksgiving
🌳🏠🍺
@ Treehouse HQ
🌳🏠🍺
@ Treehouse HQ
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
in addition to arts & crafts, i bring that good good to Thanksgiving
🌳🏠🍺
@ Treehouse HQ
🌳🏠🍺
@ Treehouse HQ
he’s got AckmanBrain if he thinks we’re gonna read that novel
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
he’s got AckmanBrain if he thinks we’re gonna read that novel
all of us will be 👇🏻 someday (i hope)
🥂
🥂
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
all of us will be 👇🏻 someday (i hope)
🥂
🥂
helluva upgrade - cheap, too. only gripe? at a few minutes per can? 33 cans is both quite the project and quite the deltoid workout.
@jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social wouldn’t know. Mrs. Jimmy doesn’t let him use a 🪜, 🪛, or 🪚. at his age, she gives him a tape measure and a putty knife.
@jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social wouldn’t know. Mrs. Jimmy doesn’t let him use a 🪜, 🪛, or 🪚. at his age, she gives him a tape measure and a putty knife.
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
helluva upgrade - cheap, too. only gripe? at a few minutes per can? 33 cans is both quite the project and quite the deltoid workout.
@jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social wouldn’t know. Mrs. Jimmy doesn’t let him use a 🪜, 🪛, or 🪚. at his age, she gives him a tape measure and a putty knife.
@jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social wouldn’t know. Mrs. Jimmy doesn’t let him use a 🪜, 🪛, or 🪚. at his age, she gives him a tape measure and a putty knife.
WAIT. THREE!!!
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
WAIT. THREE!!!
traditional fire ring’s going btwn the 2 boulders
that’s for kids (and adults) who receive demerits for letting their marshmallows drip onto the firepit stones
gotta earn a seat at the gas firepit!
that’s for kids (and adults) who receive demerits for letting their marshmallows drip onto the firepit stones
gotta earn a seat at the gas firepit!
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
traditional fire ring’s going btwn the 2 boulders
that’s for kids (and adults) who receive demerits for letting their marshmallows drip onto the firepit stones
gotta earn a seat at the gas firepit!
that’s for kids (and adults) who receive demerits for letting their marshmallows drip onto the firepit stones
gotta earn a seat at the gas firepit!
what’s to the left of the flagpole?? 👻👻👻
house is haunted. time to FLEE.
🧙🏻♀️
house is haunted. time to FLEE.
🧙🏻♀️
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
what’s to the left of the flagpole?? 👻👻👻
house is haunted. time to FLEE.
🧙🏻♀️
house is haunted. time to FLEE.
🧙🏻♀️
sitting by the fire
my neighbor’s cupola light is like a distant lighthouse
Huck’s smelling smells and ambling about in the yard
this is off szn Cape Cod L-I-V-I-N’
my neighbor’s cupola light is like a distant lighthouse
Huck’s smelling smells and ambling about in the yard
this is off szn Cape Cod L-I-V-I-N’
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
sitting by the fire
my neighbor’s cupola light is like a distant lighthouse
Huck’s smelling smells and ambling about in the yard
this is off szn Cape Cod L-I-V-I-N’
my neighbor’s cupola light is like a distant lighthouse
Huck’s smelling smells and ambling about in the yard
this is off szn Cape Cod L-I-V-I-N’
Dorchester’s Richard Scarry knew…….
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Dorchester’s Richard Scarry knew…….
(1) i am back on my holiday arts n’ crafts bulllllshiz
(2) Party City es kaput and, with it, my supply of orange and yellow feather boas. 🪶
(3) googley eyes, perplexingly rebranded as wiggle eyes (i’m choosing to blame Woke™️ for that), are experiencing deflation. the Trump Economy is DELIVERING!
(2) Party City es kaput and, with it, my supply of orange and yellow feather boas. 🪶
(3) googley eyes, perplexingly rebranded as wiggle eyes (i’m choosing to blame Woke™️ for that), are experiencing deflation. the Trump Economy is DELIVERING!
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
(1) i am back on my holiday arts n’ crafts bulllllshiz
(2) Party City es kaput and, with it, my supply of orange and yellow feather boas. 🪶
(3) googley eyes, perplexingly rebranded as wiggle eyes (i’m choosing to blame Woke™️ for that), are experiencing deflation. the Trump Economy is DELIVERING!
(2) Party City es kaput and, with it, my supply of orange and yellow feather boas. 🪶
(3) googley eyes, perplexingly rebranded as wiggle eyes (i’m choosing to blame Woke™️ for that), are experiencing deflation. the Trump Economy is DELIVERING!
Huck was chewing on a stick and came over and felt the fire’s warmth.
Lapdog!
Lapdog!
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Huck was chewing on a stick and came over and felt the fire’s warmth.
Lapdog!
Lapdog!
guy on a work call is shitting on turkey.
buddy, it’s a tradition. a custom. just roll with it.
🦃🥰
buddy, it’s a tradition. a custom. just roll with it.
🦃🥰
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
guy on a work call is shitting on turkey.
buddy, it’s a tradition. a custom. just roll with it.
🦃🥰
buddy, it’s a tradition. a custom. just roll with it.
🦃🥰