Roy Gobble Biv 🦃
@plunkettprime.bsky.social
“Undaunted by the insolent menaces of villains in power.”
Pinned
Does anyone else want to just drink a few quarts of Hibernol and sleep until this madness is over?
Just asking……
Just asking……
“The Navy Reserve is not allowed to board early. It’s not the military.”
November 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
“The Navy Reserve is not allowed to board early. It’s not the military.”
“You thought you got 2 spots in the overhead bin, did you?”
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
“You thought you got 2 spots in the overhead bin, did you?”
*fewer
nice one, Princeton
nice one, Princeton
A chapter in Hegseth’s book is literally titled “More Lethality, Less Lawyers.”
It’s almost as if there were signs!
It’s almost as if there were signs!
November 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
*fewer
nice one, Princeton
nice one, Princeton
At my age? He’s just Contemporary Fezziwig.
November 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
At my age? He’s just Contemporary Fezziwig.
our beers? Massachusetts
our cheese? Vermont
our dog? Connecticut
our cheese? Vermont
our dog? Connecticut
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
our beers? Massachusetts
our cheese? Vermont
our dog? Connecticut
our cheese? Vermont
our dog? Connecticut
Reposted by Roy Gobble Biv 🦃
They'll build a statue to the first reporter who tells this old dumbass to eat shit on camera
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
They'll build a statue to the first reporter who tells this old dumbass to eat shit on camera
at no point in his day does he think of, nor care about, another person for even a perfunctory, flickering moment.
he’s an absolute sociopath.
#OBBF will be a jubilee.
he’s an absolute sociopath.
#OBBF will be a jubilee.
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
at no point in his day does he think of, nor care about, another person for even a perfunctory, flickering moment.
he’s an absolute sociopath.
#OBBF will be a jubilee.
he’s an absolute sociopath.
#OBBF will be a jubilee.
my reaction to learning that R²’s family “doesn’t do” cranberry sauce.
at all.
whatsoever.
none. nein. nyet. لا
i was JONESING for a can of cranberry with the lines like a can of Alpo.
I LIVE NEAR A CRANBERRY BOG! NEAR OCEANSPRAY HQ!
at all.
whatsoever.
none. nein. nyet. لا
i was JONESING for a can of cranberry with the lines like a can of Alpo.
I LIVE NEAR A CRANBERRY BOG! NEAR OCEANSPRAY HQ!
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
my reaction to learning that R²’s family “doesn’t do” cranberry sauce.
at all.
whatsoever.
none. nein. nyet. لا
i was JONESING for a can of cranberry with the lines like a can of Alpo.
I LIVE NEAR A CRANBERRY BOG! NEAR OCEANSPRAY HQ!
at all.
whatsoever.
none. nein. nyet. لا
i was JONESING for a can of cranberry with the lines like a can of Alpo.
I LIVE NEAR A CRANBERRY BOG! NEAR OCEANSPRAY HQ!
my suspicion is he knew 2 WIA/KIA in Washington state wouldn’t make waves like assassinating 2 soldiers within earshot of the Oval would.
Why on Earth would this guy *drive* from Bellingham, Washington to Washington D.C. to shoot two random National Guard members when there are multiple military bases in Washington state?
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
my suspicion is he knew 2 WIA/KIA in Washington state wouldn’t make waves like assassinating 2 soldiers within earshot of the Oval would.
Pope Leo, you made it out of Chicago, you don’t have to wear a plate carrie— wait, that’s part of your chasuble prolly.
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Pope Leo, you made it out of Chicago, you don’t have to wear a plate carrie— wait, that’s part of your chasuble prolly.
FUDGIE THE WHALE IS HERE
🐳
🐳
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
FUDGIE THE WHALE IS HERE
🐳
🐳
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thanksgiving runs on airport rules if you’re cooking, you can have a 10:30 am miller high life
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
thanksgiving runs on airport rules if you’re cooking, you can have a 10:30 am miller high life
oh, hell yeah! what am i thankful for?
my referral for the 🎥🍑 got approved.
oh joy! 💫
(can’t believe they’re working on Thanksgiving!)
my referral for the 🎥🍑 got approved.
oh joy! 💫
(can’t believe they’re working on Thanksgiving!)
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
oh, hell yeah! what am i thankful for?
my referral for the 🎥🍑 got approved.
oh joy! 💫
(can’t believe they’re working on Thanksgiving!)
my referral for the 🎥🍑 got approved.
oh joy! 💫
(can’t believe they’re working on Thanksgiving!)
tHaNkSgIvInG iS PrObLeMaTiC
a perfect 95:5 issue where the 95% would toss the 5% in an insane asylum and throw away the key
a perfect 95:5 issue where the 95% would toss the 5% in an insane asylum and throw away the key
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
tHaNkSgIvInG iS PrObLeMaTiC
a perfect 95:5 issue where the 95% would toss the 5% in an insane asylum and throw away the key
a perfect 95:5 issue where the 95% would toss the 5% in an insane asylum and throw away the key
Reposted by Roy Gobble Biv 🦃
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
🥺
ok it is time for me to hibernate for the season
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
🥺
oh fuck
At least 2 National Guard members shot near White House in Washington, D.C., Secret Service says - reports
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
oh fuck
ha. toyota guy REALLY wanted to stress the Cooooolrolla 🛞 had a gash
took it Da Clurb for haute dawg and 4 new shoes for the Cooooolrolla
Huck got baptized into the Costco Hot Dog Cult!
🌭🐶
took it Da Clurb for haute dawg and 4 new shoes for the Cooooolrolla
Huck got baptized into the Costco Hot Dog Cult!
🌭🐶
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
ha. toyota guy REALLY wanted to stress the Cooooolrolla 🛞 had a gash
took it Da Clurb for haute dawg and 4 new shoes for the Cooooolrolla
Huck got baptized into the Costco Hot Dog Cult!
🌭🐶
took it Da Clurb for haute dawg and 4 new shoes for the Cooooolrolla
Huck got baptized into the Costco Hot Dog Cult!
🌭🐶
beats all the dimwitted morons putting their clearance/poly status on regular LI
prolly doesn’t matter given 👇🏻
⊂_ヽ
＼＼ Λ＿Λ
＼( ˇωˇ)
/ ⌒
/ へ＼
/ / ＼＼
ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ
/ / China has your SF-86
( (ヽ
| |、 \
| 丿 ＼
| | ) /
ノ ) Lﾉ
prolly doesn’t matter given 👇🏻
⊂_ヽ
＼＼ Λ＿Λ
＼( ˇωˇ)
/ ⌒
/ へ＼
/ / ＼＼
ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ
/ / China has your SF-86
( (ヽ
| |、 \
| 丿 ＼
| | ) /
ノ ) Lﾉ
just had the worst idea ever: JWICS LinkedIn
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
beats all the dimwitted morons putting their clearance/poly status on regular LI
prolly doesn’t matter given 👇🏻
⊂_ヽ
＼＼ Λ＿Λ
＼( ˇωˇ)
/ ⌒
/ へ＼
/ / ＼＼
ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ
/ / China has your SF-86
( (ヽ
| |、 \
| 丿 ＼
| | ) /
ノ ) Lﾉ
prolly doesn’t matter given 👇🏻
⊂_ヽ
＼＼ Λ＿Λ
＼( ˇωˇ)
/ ⌒
/ へ＼
/ / ＼＼
ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ
/ / China has your SF-86
( (ヽ
| |、 \
| 丿 ＼
| | ) /
ノ ) Lﾉ
glad i got to be here for the soulless, whip-cracking era of corporate damnation!
back to the Excel/PowerPoint mines, slide donkey!!!!
back to the Excel/PowerPoint mines, slide donkey!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
glad i got to be here for the soulless, whip-cracking era of corporate damnation!
back to the Excel/PowerPoint mines, slide donkey!!!!
back to the Excel/PowerPoint mines, slide donkey!!!!
in addition to arts & crafts, i bring that good good to Thanksgiving
🌳🏠🍺
@ Treehouse HQ
🌳🏠🍺
@ Treehouse HQ
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
in addition to arts & crafts, i bring that good good to Thanksgiving
🌳🏠🍺
@ Treehouse HQ
🌳🏠🍺
@ Treehouse HQ
he’s got AckmanBrain if he thinks we’re gonna read that novel
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
he’s got AckmanBrain if he thinks we’re gonna read that novel
