my reaction to learning that R²’s family “doesn’t do” cranberry sauce.

at all.

whatsoever.

none. nein. nyet. لا

i was JONESING for a can of cranberry with the lines like a can of Alpo.

I LIVE NEAR A CRANBERRY BOG! NEAR OCEANSPRAY HQ!

Walmart? Get fucked.

FUDGIE THE WHALE IS HERE

🐳

tHaNkSgIvInG iS PrObLeMaTiC

a perfect 95:5 issue where the 95% would toss the 5% in an insane asylum and throw away the key

sitting by the fire

my neighbor’s cupola light is like a distant lighthouse

Huck’s smelling smells and ambling about in the yard

this is off szn Cape Cod L-I-V-I-N’