Matt
@plasticdeer.bsky.social
Pulled out of a peat bog. Residing in Austin. Third thing.
We have state-sponsored terrorists on our streets and Congress wants to fund them.
February 4, 2026 at 1:27 PM
We have state-sponsored terrorists on our streets and Congress wants to fund them.
“If I did It” by Elon Musk
February 1, 2026 at 10:29 PM
“If I did It” by Elon Musk
“Melania: From Whore to First Whore of the United States”
January 30, 2026 at 3:58 PM
“Melania: From Whore to First Whore of the United States”
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I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
January 28, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
Tom Homan is a bitch.
January 26, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Tom Homan is a bitch.
Leak the Epstein files. Be a hero.
January 24, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Leak the Epstein files. Be a hero.
Dear President Trump, you are no longer invited to my treehouse club. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
January 23, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Dear President Trump, you are no longer invited to my treehouse club. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
So, we’re really going to invade Greenland because Republican Congressman are afraid for their lives to go against Trump? F this.
January 21, 2026 at 4:23 AM
So, we’re really going to invade Greenland because Republican Congressman are afraid for their lives to go against Trump? F this.
George W. Bush’s silence says a lot.
January 20, 2026 at 11:51 PM
George W. Bush’s silence says a lot.
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If everybody shared this article with ten people who are not on the internet all the time, the GOP would never be in power ever again.
Gift link: Trump’s Spectacle of Cruelty in Minneapolis
Gift link: Trump’s Spectacle of Cruelty in Minneapolis
Opinion | Trump’s Spectacle of Cruelty in Minneapolis
www.nytimes.com
January 19, 2026 at 12:06 PM
If everybody shared this article with ten people who are not on the internet all the time, the GOP would never be in power ever again.
Gift link: Trump’s Spectacle of Cruelty in Minneapolis
Gift link: Trump’s Spectacle of Cruelty in Minneapolis
Democrats need to grow a spine.
January 13, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Democrats need to grow a spine.
An upside-down food pyramid will not stand, Man!
January 12, 2026 at 11:27 AM
An upside-down food pyramid will not stand, Man!
Idea: A bar, but the waitstaff have their backs to the patrons the entire time.
January 12, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Idea: A bar, but the waitstaff have their backs to the patrons the entire time.
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Powell: I'm here you fuckaas bitch
Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
Statement by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell
YouTube video by Federal Reserve
www.youtube.com
January 12, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Powell: I'm here you fuckaas bitch
Hey baby, I booked your birthday party at the Courtyard (by Marriott).
January 10, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Hey baby, I booked your birthday party at the Courtyard (by Marriott).
I was told we’d have flying cars.
January 10, 2026 at 11:27 AM
I was told we’d have flying cars.
Not-so Fruity Pebbles
what fresh hell is this on the streets of brooklyn?
January 10, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Not-so Fruity Pebbles
Let’s put the air conditioning above our customers so the condensation drips on them. We’ll be rich!
January 9, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Let’s put the air conditioning above our customers so the condensation drips on them. We’ll be rich!
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hate it when my elite pedophilia related government cover up gets in the way of my domestic ethnic cleansing and starvation campaigns while I’m trying to invade other countries
January 5, 2026 at 5:17 PM
hate it when my elite pedophilia related government cover up gets in the way of my domestic ethnic cleansing and starvation campaigns while I’m trying to invade other countries
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a guy who diagnoses your depression while playing the steel drums
January 5, 2026 at 7:57 AM
a guy who diagnoses your depression while playing the steel drums