Phoebe is brown.

Correct.

On dating apps, the line blurs hardcore into dehumanization that often comes out with the ones that actually bother to talk and get to know you, which I don't wish on anyone to experience.

$10 says they have a fetish that'll come up soon.

They won't obey it until they are forced or threatened to.

And they proved that to you in one smooth motion.

It sucks to drop friends you've had that long - I dropped a friend I had for 14 years in 2024 - but y'know thank the trash for taking itself out.

Sounds like your friend is the sole reason they think female friendships are fake.

I think girl cats show love through their teeth.

My SIC Hotrod model is very similar. Biting my hand/fingers or grabbing my pants when I walk by are how she shows love for me.

And turn the 13 into 14? I think not.

But that's all we're being offered, so idk what to tell you.

... Yeah :(

Or they claim they're looking for a "long term relationship" and get rude-horny within 0.3 seconds.

Just be honest with what you want, dude! There's a reason you're still single tho.

Someone called me a homophobic misogynist because I said I didn't like Korra as a character - what I didn't like, how I'd fix her, *what I DID like about her*, like decent detail.

Like. Okay. I hate women and le gays because I dislike one character and wished she could be better. OKAY.

... *None*.

Even my computer isn't top of the line. Nor phone.

Wild.

Freezer soup.

Do so SLOWLY. Don't panic-buy all at once and stay within budget.

Prepare to spend a week inside, essentially. Stock up and have a staycation.

Oh, great, the NAZI picked who he wants to win the election.

Poor vs Rich = lame, makes us seem bad.

The Broke vs The Oligarchs = comforting because we're ALL broke.