💚 Darth Plaguis 💚
@plaguiboi.blacksky.app
27 She/They Nigerian Bi-Racial rat in a cape with strong opinions and a need to cause chaos among the aristocracy.🇳🇬🇵🇸 TTRPGs, Elder Scrolls, Warhammer 40k, vidyagames. 💜SOMETIMES 21+ POSTS💜
DNI if under 21.
DARTH PLAGUIS WILL NEVER DELETE HERSELF!
DNI if under 21.
DARTH PLAGUIS WILL NEVER DELETE HERSELF!
Phoebe is brown.
November 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Phoebe is brown.
More men need to be like Teddy the #Dachshund:
-Cuddly, loving, attentive
-Cute and kissable
-Respectful of women
-Kinda dumb
-Brave enough to admit when he's scared
-Didn't recognize me with my hood up.
-Thinks all babies are his, obviously
-Cuddly, loving, attentive
-Cute and kissable
-Respectful of women
-Kinda dumb
-Brave enough to admit when he's scared
-Didn't recognize me with my hood up.
-Thinks all babies are his, obviously
November 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
More men need to be like Teddy the #Dachshund:
-Cuddly, loving, attentive
-Cute and kissable
-Respectful of women
-Kinda dumb
-Brave enough to admit when he's scared
-Didn't recognize me with my hood up.
-Thinks all babies are his, obviously
-Cuddly, loving, attentive
-Cute and kissable
-Respectful of women
-Kinda dumb
-Brave enough to admit when he's scared
-Didn't recognize me with my hood up.
-Thinks all babies are his, obviously
November 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Boomer screenshot showing I'm up to $592 a month from $250 a month.
November 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Boomer screenshot showing I'm up to $592 a month from $250 a month.
Teddy may not be Rocky's bio dad, but many male #dachshunds just assume they gave birth to the kid anyways.
October 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Teddy may not be Rocky's bio dad, but many male #dachshunds just assume they gave birth to the kid anyways.
9S: "Oh, good, you caught one! Now we should-"
2B: *Immediately yeets robit back into water to keep fishing.*
2B: *Immediately yeets robit back into water to keep fishing.*
October 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
9S: "Oh, good, you caught one! Now we should-"
2B: *Immediately yeets robit back into water to keep fishing.*
2B: *Immediately yeets robit back into water to keep fishing.*
"60, awaiting confirmation that you've found the Resistance Camp!"
"This is 9S... We haven't, uh... We haven't exactly gotten there yet."
60: "What? Why? What's the delay?"
2B: fimshing
"This is 9S... We haven't, uh... We haven't exactly gotten there yet."
60: "What? Why? What's the delay?"
2B: fimshing
October 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
"60, awaiting confirmation that you've found the Resistance Camp!"
"This is 9S... We haven't, uh... We haven't exactly gotten there yet."
60: "What? Why? What's the delay?"
2B: fimshing
"This is 9S... We haven't, uh... We haven't exactly gotten there yet."
60: "What? Why? What's the delay?"
2B: fimshing
"Too many Nazis, not enough actual content. Also, I dislike how the users seem to torment their captive chained AI, Grok."
October 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"Too many Nazis, not enough actual content. Also, I dislike how the users seem to torment their captive chained AI, Grok."
As much as I hate how much #MarvalRivals ignores Cloak in the duo - ALWAYS - it's still super cute they have each other.
October 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
As much as I hate how much #MarvalRivals ignores Cloak in the duo - ALWAYS - it's still super cute they have each other.
My beautiful cat-son, Patrick, has live twice as long as the Confederacy existed.
And I will make sure he continues to outlive THIS dictatortraitorship >:(
And I will make sure he continues to outlive THIS dictatortraitorship >:(
October 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
My beautiful cat-son, Patrick, has live twice as long as the Confederacy existed.
And I will make sure he continues to outlive THIS dictatortraitorship >:(
And I will make sure he continues to outlive THIS dictatortraitorship >:(
White liberals really are the worst, aren't they?
October 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
White liberals really are the worst, aren't they?
October 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I taught my boy how to be an iPad kid and now he insists on getting his 20mins of TV time while I use the other monitor for games.
October 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I taught my boy how to be an iPad kid and now he insists on getting his 20mins of TV time while I use the other monitor for games.
Now nothing is stopping Sony from unleashing their patent of voice-activated advertisements. Literally nothing.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
October 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Now nothing is stopping Sony from unleashing their patent of voice-activated advertisements. Literally nothing.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
NOPE YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE. My father immigrated from Nigeria and lived through it's Civil War. He's also a massive history/philosophy/religion/science buff and, like.
Isn't stupid.
Isn't stupid.
October 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
NOPE YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE. My father immigrated from Nigeria and lived through it's Civil War. He's also a massive history/philosophy/religion/science buff and, like.
Isn't stupid.
Isn't stupid.
(Turn up the volume!) Have some free vibrations/purrs from Old Man Patrick!
October 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
(Turn up the volume!) Have some free vibrations/purrs from Old Man Patrick!
Terry's still confused. Can we run it through one more time?
October 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Terry's still confused. Can we run it through one more time?
Sitting next to Tedrick, who watched me take my meds and asked to stick his big fat nose in every bottle for inspection.
We love Teddy 🖤
We love Teddy 🖤
October 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Sitting next to Tedrick, who watched me take my meds and asked to stick his big fat nose in every bottle for inspection.
We love Teddy 🖤
We love Teddy 🖤
They're still selling a console with almost no games?
Lol. Lmao, even.
Lol. Lmao, even.
October 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
They're still selling a console with almost no games?
Lol. Lmao, even.
Lol. Lmao, even.
Patrick watches you back. Harder.
October 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Patrick watches you back. Harder.
Patrick wants to formally complain to Bluesky because he got a Goth Girl Kiss™ on his tiny old-man forehead.
He HATES Girl Girl Kisses™
He HATES Girl Girl Kisses™
October 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Patrick wants to formally complain to Bluesky because he got a Goth Girl Kiss™ on his tiny old-man forehead.
He HATES Girl Girl Kisses™
He HATES Girl Girl Kisses™
Like holy shit poster boy for "This post is about me and I dont like it"
October 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Like holy shit poster boy for "This post is about me and I dont like it"