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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚

@plaguiboi.blacksky.app

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27 She/They Nigerian Bi-Racial rat in a cape with strong opinions and a need to cause chaos among the aristocracy.🇳🇬🇵🇸 TTRPGs, Elder Scrolls, Warhammer 40k, vidyagames. 💜SOMETIMES 21+ POSTS💜 DNI if under 21. DARTH PLAGUIS WILL NEVER DELETE HERSELF!

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 22d

Plaguis Presents:

Random Character Personality Blurbs.

Ranging from #40k to #ElderScrolls to #D&D and beyond. If any vibe with your games, feel free to use :)

A continuous 🧵

💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 3h

Poor vs Rich = lame, makes us seem bad.

The Broke vs The Oligarchs = comforting because we're ALL broke.

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Yadana @yadanathreefour.bsky.social · 5h

god bless mobile suit gundam for being one of the times you can say 'white devil' appropriately

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 19h

My mother means well.

Please don't comment on the weight loss lmao.

💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 21h

I think dating would be easier if every time a guy got halfway into our first chat, he DIDN'T try to immediately get in my pants.

You aren't special, I'm not desperate just because I'm fat, your replacement is behind you please let them in.

Like your replacement won't do the same thing again LMAO

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AdarAyiraViews @adarayiraviews.bsky.social · 1d

EXACTLY THIS👇🏽

Ppl are so inured to U.S. anti-Blackness they refuse to even make connections re how systems visible to them NOW—like fed- & state-sponsored targeting, abusing, & disappearing of innocent ppl—are same ones they refused to see & supported when ONLY &/or maj-Black ppl were impacted😶

Candice Frederick @candicefrederick.bsky.social · 1d

I'm seeing a whole lot less outrage for the journalists of color who have been systematically discarded at places like NBC and CBS (and across journalism, really) than the response to Jimmy Kimmel's 5-day suspension.

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Jenét Morrow @jenetallday.bsky.social · 1d

People gotta eat. Period. What is the problem? The only issue I see is that everyone should always have enough food and/or access to food but they don't. That's the only shameful part to me.

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 1d

$250 already being expensive as fuck.

💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 1d

Boomer screenshot showing I'm up to $592 a month from $250 a month.

💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 1d

The only thing stopping me from drinking more water is that it's not cold.

But ice water evil.

Ice maker makes small ice makes HYDRATION LET'S GO.

I'll write it off my taxes or something.

💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 1d

I always assumed "I enjoy hiking" was coded for "No fat people" because there's no way any of those chucklefucks touch grass in an actual way.

💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 1d

But the allowed killings of Christians under Trump's Government via either SNAP benefit OR healthcare erasure is totally fine, dw.

💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 1d

Omg u ment porn joke I'm sorry I'm starting to get baked reading hard

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 1d

Would be a boring-ass film.

"Hey beautiful 😘"
"HEYO! How goes?"
"Horny and booorrred 🥵 Wanna help me get off 😏"
UNMATCH.

Just have MC deal with variations of that 30 times before the climax is me-I-mean-her shattering her phone lmao

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 1d

They tell on themselves real hard.

💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 1d

Dating apps are fun if you grew up not-so-pretty because you realize that

1.) Looks don't matter when it comes to casual sex! :)
2.) Casual sex is all people are ever looking for from you because looks don't matter.

💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 1d

My favorite dating app horror story is when a mid-level pornstar matched with me with intentions of filming.

And, like. He treated me the exact same as any other dude on the app.

It's a disgusting feeling but wtf else is there for rural folks?

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Ⓐnarchohoodism 🐈‍⬛ 🏴 @161bklyn.bsky.social · 2d

I like how ppl try to scare us with ghosts and demons, and the thing ppl should fear is starvation, poverty, deportation, brutality, and a psychopath killing ppl in the Caribbean because *he thinks* they might be drug dealers…

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 1d

It's intentional.

THEY know the reason.
WE know the reason.

But every Target on earth will self-destruct if they admit ending DEI is why they're failing. Truly a kindness to us to keep the world safe 🙏

💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 1d

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 1d

I no longer have enough energy to be angry about multiple different things.

"SNAP Funding" can be tossed on top of the ever-growing Pissed Off Mountain.

💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 2d

As weird as #Halloween has become compared I was little, I do hope people have a good one.

Feels like it'll,bethe last day of "normalcy" we'll have for a while.

💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 2d

Telling vs making them do it.

💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 2d

7.) #ElderScrolls

A Saxhleel 🦎 scale-staining artist who, unlike many of their kind, enjoys the psuedo-permenance of tattoos.

An expert in their homeland, the time has come to expand and learn to work on the delicate smooth skins and furs of other races.

💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 3d

Not pretty enough for doms or normal relationships, says the general consensus. Not what I attract though it's what I want.

But are you a very whiny sub? Or into feet? Or you like golden showers? Take a ticket and go to the back of the line; I'll kindly deal with you later 🫠

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Senate Judiciary Democrats 🇺🇸 @judiciarydems.senate.gov · 3d

Kristi Noem is telling bald-faced lies about ICE arrests.

More than 70% of those detained have no criminal convictions.

170+ of those arrested or detained have been American citizens.

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