Robert O.
@pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social
A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price
Making a Baja Blast reduction
November 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Making a Baja Blast reduction
Me when my male coworker put "Angel of My Dreams" on the office speaker yesterday
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Me when my male coworker put "Angel of My Dreams" on the office speaker yesterday
I grew up within walking distance of the restaurant that first started selling "Freedom Fries"
I want everyone to post their hometown slop (if you don't have a cuisine that qualifies then your town has zero culture).
Skyline is fine and hits at 3 am just like taco bell lol
Skyline is fine and hits at 3 am just like taco bell lol
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I grew up within walking distance of the restaurant that first started selling "Freedom Fries"
Me confidently walking my big bald head out the door this morning in 37 degree weather without a hat as if I wasn't going to turn into a Robsicle™
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Me confidently walking my big bald head out the door this morning in 37 degree weather without a hat as if I wasn't going to turn into a Robsicle™
The demon of obesity
November 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The demon of obesity
Hello little gay people in my phone, I just started a new job today.
November 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Hello little gay people in my phone, I just started a new job today.
I think it is very sexy when a man has a faggy little voice. You don't sound like you are going to hate crime me!? Love that!
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I think it is very sexy when a man has a faggy little voice. You don't sound like you are going to hate crime me!? Love that!
Someone put me on their close friends and posted a video of a bunch of country singers saying "cold beer". Bitch you better show my degenerate ass some flesh or at least say something horny!
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Someone put me on their close friends and posted a video of a bunch of country singers saying "cold beer". Bitch you better show my degenerate ass some flesh or at least say something horny!
Not the Roopal AI video...
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Not the Roopal AI video...
Reposted by Robert O.
Dopamine is a banger, I fear
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Dopamine is a banger, I fear
Good morning. I had a dream last night that I was positioned near a nuclear explosion in a way where I would survive the initial blast but was confronted with the fact that I definitely was going to die of radiation exposure!
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Good morning. I had a dream last night that I was positioned near a nuclear explosion in a way where I would survive the initial blast but was confronted with the fact that I definitely was going to die of radiation exposure!
Grindr has starting pushing ads for Marvel Snap to me, a game I have played daily for over 2 years. I love effective advertising.
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Grindr has starting pushing ads for Marvel Snap to me, a game I have played daily for over 2 years. I love effective advertising.
I love that I can't watch a whole movie without falling asleep unless I am multitasking! Feels good and normal!
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I love that I can't watch a whole movie without falling asleep unless I am multitasking! Feels good and normal!
GAMBIT IS A STRATEGIST
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
GAMBIT IS A STRATEGIST
Everything is so fucking stupid
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Everything is so fucking stupid
Well, well, well...if it seems like it is almost "Democrats will never learn a single fucking lesson" o' clock
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Well, well, well...if it seems like it is almost "Democrats will never learn a single fucking lesson" o' clock
I don't think my tiddies will fit within that Blastoise filter. I am built different.
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I don't think my tiddies will fit within that Blastoise filter. I am built different.
Making these groceries stretchhhhhhhh, bitch
November 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Making these groceries stretchhhhhhhh, bitch
Don't know how I hadn't heard 'House Tour' until yesterday but good lord, I want to know what witch transported that little woman back to 1987 to record that track. Truly a song to clean your house to on Saturday morning if there ever was one.
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Don't know how I hadn't heard 'House Tour' until yesterday but good lord, I want to know what witch transported that little woman back to 1987 to record that track. Truly a song to clean your house to on Saturday morning if there ever was one.
Meatball is so real for continually flirting with this chef on Gastronauts because he is FINE
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Meatball is so real for continually flirting with this chef on Gastronauts because he is FINE
The people above me have been jumping up and down in different spots for the last 15 minutes so intensely that I was seeing my ceiling flex? Is that good?
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The people above me have been jumping up and down in different spots for the last 15 minutes so intensely that I was seeing my ceiling flex? Is that good?
Imagine having that much money yet somehow being so deeply unlikeable that you still can't buy an election at THIS POINT in American history
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Imagine having that much money yet somehow being so deeply unlikeable that you still can't buy an election at THIS POINT in American history
Reposted by Robert O.
Don’t want “belly rubs” or “cuddles” i want men to send me $50-$100.
November 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Don’t want “belly rubs” or “cuddles” i want men to send me $50-$100.