Robert O.
@pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social
A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price
Chr*stm*s music playing in the office this morning
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Chr*stm*s music playing in the office this morning
Consider this pie... Blasted
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Consider this pie... Blasted
Me when my male coworker put "Angel of My Dreams" on the office speaker yesterday
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Me when my male coworker put "Angel of My Dreams" on the office speaker yesterday
Me confidently walking my big bald head out the door this morning in 37 degree weather without a hat as if I wasn't going to turn into a Robsicle™
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Me confidently walking my big bald head out the door this morning in 37 degree weather without a hat as if I wasn't going to turn into a Robsicle™
Hello little gay people in my phone, I just started a new job today.
November 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Hello little gay people in my phone, I just started a new job today.
Dopamine is a banger, I fear
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Dopamine is a banger, I fear
Pretty good shape
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Pretty good shape
Old roommate is sending me AI generated WWF promos featuring dead celebrities
November 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Old roommate is sending me AI generated WWF promos featuring dead celebrities
Crazy that they knew I am a top
November 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Crazy that they knew I am a top
Watch out, she's gonna get you
October 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Watch out, she's gonna get you
My leasing office just sent this shit out. They have lost the fucking plot.
October 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
My leasing office just sent this shit out. They have lost the fucking plot.
I'm looking into getting one of these
October 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I'm looking into getting one of these
This is such an insane, cruel, and stupid time to be alive
October 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
This is such an insane, cruel, and stupid time to be alive
They are going to kiki
October 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
They are going to kiki
October 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Just for the taste of it
October 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Just for the taste of it
Your positronic matrix has been corrupted after exposure to a Pah Wraith
October 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Your positronic matrix has been corrupted after exposure to a Pah Wraith