That pizza guy w/ the long hair
@pizzaqueer.bsky.social
26 He/They ♊ Scott the Woz is my hero
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This as they cut meals on wheels in America and starve children to death around the world by cutting USAID.
September 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
This as they cut meals on wheels in America and starve children to death around the world by cutting USAID.
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August 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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rootin'-tootin'-smoochin'-queerin' kinda outlaw
May 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
rootin'-tootin'-smoochin'-queerin' kinda outlaw
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*in the most rizzless voice ever:
hey girl uhh....
is your penis gonna suck itself orrrrrrrr?
hey girl uhh....
is your penis gonna suck itself orrrrrrrr?
May 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
*in the most rizzless voice ever:
hey girl uhh....
is your penis gonna suck itself orrrrrrrr?
hey girl uhh....
is your penis gonna suck itself orrrrrrrr?
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TV (at a normal volume): we’ll be back with MORE Fresh Prince of Taiwan after these messages😎
Me: cant wait!
TV (loudest its ever been): ARE YOU TIRED OF BORING FROZEN PIZZAS? DO YOU WANT YOUR TONGUE TO FEEL LIKE A PUSSY GETTING FUCKED ALL CRAZY???
Me (squinting from the headache): A LITTLE, YEAH
Me: cant wait!
TV (loudest its ever been): ARE YOU TIRED OF BORING FROZEN PIZZAS? DO YOU WANT YOUR TONGUE TO FEEL LIKE A PUSSY GETTING FUCKED ALL CRAZY???
Me (squinting from the headache): A LITTLE, YEAH
March 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
TV (at a normal volume): we’ll be back with MORE Fresh Prince of Taiwan after these messages😎
Me: cant wait!
TV (loudest its ever been): ARE YOU TIRED OF BORING FROZEN PIZZAS? DO YOU WANT YOUR TONGUE TO FEEL LIKE A PUSSY GETTING FUCKED ALL CRAZY???
Me (squinting from the headache): A LITTLE, YEAH
Me: cant wait!
TV (loudest its ever been): ARE YOU TIRED OF BORING FROZEN PIZZAS? DO YOU WANT YOUR TONGUE TO FEEL LIKE A PUSSY GETTING FUCKED ALL CRAZY???
Me (squinting from the headache): A LITTLE, YEAH
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It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest
February 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest
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Murphy: "This is a constitutional crisis that we are in today. Let's call it what it is."
February 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Murphy: "This is a constitutional crisis that we are in today. Let's call it what it is."
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every day I get mileage out of this, literally every day
December 17, 2024 at 5:50 PM
every day I get mileage out of this, literally every day
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The whole "Elon is a pro-gamer" bit makes a lot of sense now.
December 18, 2024 at 5:51 AM
The whole "Elon is a pro-gamer" bit makes a lot of sense now.
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December 15, 2024 at 6:01 PM
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"Democrats need to organize their future politics around the simple reality that the establishment media is structural hostile to the Democratic party."
Wired for the GOP
This column, by Alexander Burns, the head of news at Politico, is a rich example of the DC logic that only Democrats have agency and it’s only to Democrats that standards, norms…
talkingpointsmemo.com
December 5, 2024 at 1:08 AM
"Democrats need to organize their future politics around the simple reality that the establishment media is structural hostile to the Democratic party."
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United Healthcare uses an AI model with a 90% error rate to deny people healthcare coverage.
BREAKING: Brian Thompson, CEO of United Healthcare, was shot and killed outside a Manhattan hotel in an apparent targeted attack, law enforcement official says
United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson fatally shot in midtown Manhattan, official says | CNN
The CEO of UnitedHealthcare was shot and killed in midtown Manhattan on Wednesday morning, a law enforcement official tells CNN.
www.cnn.com
December 4, 2024 at 7:43 PM
United Healthcare uses an AI model with a 90% error rate to deny people healthcare coverage.
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was wondering how UnitedHealthcare gets away with being such a shitty company and this probably has something to do with it
December 4, 2024 at 7:07 PM
was wondering how UnitedHealthcare gets away with being such a shitty company and this probably has something to do with it
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They always get so offended when someone says this
December 4, 2024 at 1:17 AM
They always get so offended when someone says this
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I love Chiitan the crazy mascot so fucking much.
Real based trans ally !
Also fuck that Protomario loser.
Real based trans ally !
Also fuck that Protomario loser.
December 3, 2024 at 8:21 AM
I love Chiitan the crazy mascot so fucking much.
Real based trans ally !
Also fuck that Protomario loser.
Real based trans ally !
Also fuck that Protomario loser.
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been thinking about trying cigarettes lately i yearn for an activity
December 3, 2024 at 2:10 PM
been thinking about trying cigarettes lately i yearn for an activity
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I used to love being a hater of Cringe until I started hanging out with cringe posters IRL and I realized they’re ~behind the times online~ bc they’re living real life & getting laid n shit. They just aren’t chronically online enough to be brined in the specific irony of the day and I was like “oh”
December 2, 2024 at 5:46 PM
I used to love being a hater of Cringe until I started hanging out with cringe posters IRL and I realized they’re ~behind the times online~ bc they’re living real life & getting laid n shit. They just aren’t chronically online enough to be brined in the specific irony of the day and I was like “oh”
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Capcom chose my fav sketch to go to final for this job but I liked some of these rough sketches too especially the merchant :3
December 3, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Capcom chose my fav sketch to go to final for this job but I liked some of these rough sketches too especially the merchant :3