in actual words, yes 👀👀

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thank u - i felt bad calling in the week of thanksgiving buuuuut thankfully i got an understanding manager. 🫂 i hope ur body gets itself together too, random dizzy spells are not fun

mooooooood - man i kept getting so dizzy at work yesterday (& today i am Staying Home Sick)

THANK YOU FUZZ - i trust ur stoned opinion more than i trust my own

chat i’m really stoned rn i cannot tell if im cookin or if im fuckin burnt

guys is student hall council too niche or just niche enough - did anyone else have these experiences? did anyone else fall down the floor rep to board member to RA pipeline???

stolas and vassago are obviously the RA liaisons for the hall council, and i should note, this is FRESHMAN hall council. up the stakes. striker is president, but he sucks, moxxie is vp, & millie is director of advocacy!!

vassago and andre are the RAs of rival floors but everyone knows they’re fucking, they just don’t know that everyone knows. moxxie is on the hall council board, and so is millie, and blitz is an unwilling floor rep dragged into this by his RA (& his best friends)

fuck guys this is spinning out of control into a fucking mockumentary of residence hall councils & RAs & all that drama — i did hall council in college, i still have my NRHH mug, i am uniquely trained to write a goofy ass mockumentary esque fic abt university hall councils

ozzie’s an RA in the same building on another floor, who does flirt with fizz from day 1 but will judge stolas for fucking one of his residents despite doing nearly the same damn thing (“but fizz isn’t on my floor”)

blitz, fizz & moxx share a triple - they’re the first room to get reported for smellin like weed & when stolas does a room check blitz & fizz give this dramatic story abt the smell being their dead mothers’ perfume or sm shit while moxx hides in the corner

precisely

one second he’s sobbing bc he saw a leaf separated from its friend and the next he has his hand down blitz’s pants

oh my god i love both possibilities so much i dont even know which i want to win

i have so many snippets of just stolas zooted to heaven and back bc i just think he’d be such a cute, emotional, entertaining stoner

stolas gets dick trained into being a trad wife

the day stolas took care of all the errands AND made dinner AND folded all of the laundry blitz let him top