Our CEO is a twat who wants us back in the office even more now just so he can walk around and view the serfs laboring under him.

My direct supervisor is good and I worked from home yesterday to avoid the dip shits. Thankfully.

I recently watched Holmes and Watson and it was one of those movies that when I noticed it at first I didn't even remember it existed. It was so fucking stoopid it was fantastic and I feel like I never need to see another Sherlock Holmes movie again.

He really is that metaphorical older brother who just smokes pot all day in his bedroom filled with black lights and exactly two posters: Scarface and Pulp Fiction.

I love having job recommendations in totally different fields for pay vastly below the level I specified. And I'm sure it's doing just as good of a job of reviewing applications for hiring teams that no longer do anything themselves.

But when does it take place? ;)

@colorado.gov has become a huge disappointment and is pandering to MAGA for a job when they would rather toss him in a camp. I wish I hadn't voted for him.

Imagine having to consult an LLM to roast somebody at a party (that you were definitely invited to in real life because you’re so cool and popular)

I want to work for Elon just for the single experience of him taking a photo of me at a Christmas party and then doing his drug addled command "Aha... Ha... Haw... Vulgar please... " And then Grok basically calling me a chink.

Because I'm Asian. Get it? Hilarious.

Super villain shit

“Ah ha, haw, Grok, say all the slurs I’m not allowed to say”

Wild shit

His flex is that it can be racist and use words no one wants to here except if you are racist. Weird flex but ok