Pinche the Undying
@pinche-pi.bsky.social
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Groucho Marxist and middle finger enthusiast, pastor of Our Lady of the Middle Finger Church and Tax Shelter™
#D&D&D Dungeons & Dragons & Doobies, DM and high af wizard
Groucho Marxist and middle finger enthusiast, pastor of Our Lady of the Middle Finger Church and Tax Shelter™
#D&D&D Dungeons & Dragons & Doobies, DM and high af wizard
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Why do we have to go through all this so one man can stay out of prison?
January 24, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Why do we have to go through all this so one man can stay out of prison?
Share a random film GIF or vid
January 24, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Share a random film GIF or vid
Me, ignoring the world going through my first good week in years...
a close up of a white cat 's head on a black background .
ALT: a close up of a white cat 's head on a black background .
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January 24, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Me, ignoring the world going through my first good week in years...
Anyone else look up how many guns are circulating in the united states and also how many mentally unstable people are also here and wonder about the overlap and question why schools keep getting shot up yet fascist ICE goons haven't had a single gun even pointed at them? 🤔
So weird
So weird
January 23, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Anyone else look up how many guns are circulating in the united states and also how many mentally unstable people are also here and wonder about the overlap and question why schools keep getting shot up yet fascist ICE goons haven't had a single gun even pointed at them? 🤔
So weird
So weird
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Prosecute ICE is the new moderate position
January 22, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Prosecute ICE is the new moderate position
Exactly, we're much better at hating ourselves than any outside amateurs 😂
"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans
January 21, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Exactly, we're much better at hating ourselves than any outside amateurs 😂
‘Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace’
January 19, 2026 at 10:53 PM
‘Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace’
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I guess the upside is I won't have to watch any more football this year... 😂
January 18, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I guess the upside is I won't have to watch any more football this year... 😂
D&D got cancelled today...😞
a picture of a man with the words i don t even want to look at you
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January 18, 2026 at 11:21 PM
D&D got cancelled today...😞
Cleric drops Ominous on Bbeg, wizard (me) casts web, and then we sit back and scream at the monk:
January 16, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Cleric drops Ominous on Bbeg, wizard (me) casts web, and then we sit back and scream at the monk:
Its beautiful man...😍
January 16, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Its beautiful man...😍
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I had the honor to introduce my replacement on 9NEWS
January 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I had the honor to introduce my replacement on 9NEWS
Trump will face zero consequences across the board
Trump will be tried for crimes against humanity and war crimes. This is a real thing!
January 15, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Trump will face zero consequences across the board
Considering there are more guns than people in America its a tad surprising that not a single boomstick has been used against the ICE tyrants yet
January 15, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Considering there are more guns than people in America its a tad surprising that not a single boomstick has been used against the ICE tyrants yet
Almost forgot to brag, yesterday I levitated a conjured iron golem off the 16th story balcony of the BBEG's lair, dropping him gently 200+ feet while we finished off the bad guy, then looted his lair, and escaped with his head before it ever touched ground again 😎
#D&D&D
#D&D&D
January 13, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Almost forgot to brag, yesterday I levitated a conjured iron golem off the 16th story balcony of the BBEG's lair, dropping him gently 200+ feet while we finished off the bad guy, then looted his lair, and escaped with his head before it ever touched ground again 😎
#D&D&D
#D&D&D
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If the executive branch can unilaterally cut off federal funding to specific states the union has already been dissolved.
January 10, 2026 at 1:34 AM
If the executive branch can unilaterally cut off federal funding to specific states the union has already been dissolved.
Greenland shark:
January 9, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Greenland shark:
Challenge accepted!
kobold weed could render an adult human comatose for six weeks
January 6, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Challenge accepted!
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When it happens.
January 5, 2026 at 11:54 PM
When it happens.
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It's amazing that a Narco-Terroirist™ can be extracted on Saturday and in front of the court on Monday.
BUT you incite an insurrection on J6, you get to sit around for 14 days until a new leader is sworn in and instead of being drug away in cuffs the new guy loans you Air Force 1 to fly home.
BUT you incite an insurrection on J6, you get to sit around for 14 days until a new leader is sworn in and instead of being drug away in cuffs the new guy loans you Air Force 1 to fly home.
January 5, 2026 at 8:50 PM
It's amazing that a Narco-Terroirist™ can be extracted on Saturday and in front of the court on Monday.
BUT you incite an insurrection on J6, you get to sit around for 14 days until a new leader is sworn in and instead of being drug away in cuffs the new guy loans you Air Force 1 to fly home.
BUT you incite an insurrection on J6, you get to sit around for 14 days until a new leader is sworn in and instead of being drug away in cuffs the new guy loans you Air Force 1 to fly home.
I wonder what John Hinkley is up to these days...
January 5, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I wonder what John Hinkley is up to these days...