Marko
@pileofcoyote.parts
Human canine. I'm a furry.
⚠️ NSFW
📍 PNW
❤️ Pup Turbo
👤 he/him
⚠️ NSFW
📍 PNW
❤️ Pup Turbo
👤 he/him
Sources which citation manuals don't give me enough guidance to cite deterministically:
- Source code in a git repository
- Unix-like man page
- Standards document
Sources well-covered by citation manuals which I have never wanted to cite:
- Closed-platform microblog posts
- AI-generated text
- Source code in a git repository
- Unix-like man page
- Standards document
Sources well-covered by citation manuals which I have never wanted to cite:
- Closed-platform microblog posts
- AI-generated text
January 22, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Sources which citation manuals don't give me enough guidance to cite deterministically:
- Source code in a git repository
- Unix-like man page
- Standards document
Sources well-covered by citation manuals which I have never wanted to cite:
- Closed-platform microblog posts
- AI-generated text
- Source code in a git repository
- Unix-like man page
- Standards document
Sources well-covered by citation manuals which I have never wanted to cite:
- Closed-platform microblog posts
- AI-generated text
Every time I edit Wikipedia, I spend the next 30 minutes gloating over my glorious past contributions
January 22, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Every time I edit Wikipedia, I spend the next 30 minutes gloating over my glorious past contributions
esoteric kink hypercube
I should make a quiz for this someday...
Somatics (Sensation): What do I feel?
Dynamics (Agency): Who is in control?
Fixation (Target): What is the object?
Semiotics (Symbolism): What does it mean?
(Of course, all kinks can contain bits of all, but this is just what elements stand out)
Somatics (Sensation): What do I feel?
Dynamics (Agency): Who is in control?
Fixation (Target): What is the object?
Semiotics (Symbolism): What does it mean?
(Of course, all kinks can contain bits of all, but this is just what elements stand out)
January 19, 2026 at 9:01 PM
esoteric kink hypercube
Space Race (1950s–1960s)
Spatial Racial (1970s–1990s)
Spacist Racist (2000s–2020s)
Spatial Racial (1970s–1990s)
Spacist Racist (2000s–2020s)
January 17, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Space Race (1950s–1960s)
Spatial Racial (1970s–1990s)
Spacist Racist (2000s–2020s)
Spatial Racial (1970s–1990s)
Spacist Racist (2000s–2020s)
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stretch marks are hot
January 16, 2026 at 6:45 AM
stretch marks are hot
Love the feeling of telling applications "no" with apparmor
January 16, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Love the feeling of telling applications "no" with apparmor
Journalistic style requires an adjective in every noun phrase
January 15, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Journalistic style requires an adjective in every noun phrase
T-shirt idea: "subject to repeated mechanical stresses"
January 12, 2026 at 8:03 AM
T-shirt idea: "subject to repeated mechanical stresses"
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The uniquely furry experience of scrolling through Hug stickers to find the one that appropriately reflects the tone of the conversation
January 11, 2026 at 6:23 PM
The uniquely furry experience of scrolling through Hug stickers to find the one that appropriately reflects the tone of the conversation
Fun fact: peeps represent tobacco beetle (Lasioderma serricorne) pupa.
January 8, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Fun fact: peeps represent tobacco beetle (Lasioderma serricorne) pupa.
So what exactly is the difference between a hypervisor of paravirtualized clients and ... a kernel?
The hypervisor apportions resources, runs drivers, provides a uniform interface to access hardware. Hypercalls are just system calls. It's all xkcd 2044. Wake up sheeple!
The hypervisor apportions resources, runs drivers, provides a uniform interface to access hardware. Hypercalls are just system calls. It's all xkcd 2044. Wake up sheeple!
January 5, 2026 at 7:37 PM
So what exactly is the difference between a hypervisor of paravirtualized clients and ... a kernel?
The hypervisor apportions resources, runs drivers, provides a uniform interface to access hardware. Hypercalls are just system calls. It's all xkcd 2044. Wake up sheeple!
The hypervisor apportions resources, runs drivers, provides a uniform interface to access hardware. Hypercalls are just system calls. It's all xkcd 2044. Wake up sheeple!
Legalize cocaine already. christ
January 4, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Legalize cocaine already. christ
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I’m not paying puppy support I want a doggy dna test he doesn’t even look like me she said she was spayed
January 3, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I’m not paying puppy support I want a doggy dna test he doesn’t even look like me she said she was spayed
![SMARTY vs [Comic Sans:] OTHERS
✔️ High-quality, built to last.
❌ Cheap, break easily.
✔️ Patented, proper grappling stance.
❌ Sub-optimal design, impractical.
✔️ Made for grapplers by grapplers.
❌ Don't train martial arts.
✔️ Detailed filling instructions (video).
❌ Fuzzy instructions (no experience).
✔️ Outstanding customer service.
❌ Inconsistent or unaccommodating.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:shql4xkk7lmrsjnyfwbqs5ft/bafkreic7ihres2f2h76afmbk3d6w7i3ufbs7d6nkkbvoqoaqldvztq3xcm@jpeg)
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Dreamed I was performing improv and it went like this:
Me kneeling: I'm begging you. You have to help me get into the school for tall people to fit into short clothes.
Partner: No. You'll never pass the entrance exams!
Me: That's why I got these pills that make you temporarily shrink.
Me kneeling: I'm begging you. You have to help me get into the school for tall people to fit into short clothes.
Partner: No. You'll never pass the entrance exams!
Me: That's why I got these pills that make you temporarily shrink.
December 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Dreamed I was performing improv and it went like this:
Me kneeling: I'm begging you. You have to help me get into the school for tall people to fit into short clothes.
Partner: No. You'll never pass the entrance exams!
Me: That's why I got these pills that make you temporarily shrink.
Me kneeling: I'm begging you. You have to help me get into the school for tall people to fit into short clothes.
Partner: No. You'll never pass the entrance exams!
Me: That's why I got these pills that make you temporarily shrink.
Xenomorphs are real but they're tiny. Microscopic. And they infest your gums. You have to floss. You have to floss to protect yourself.
December 31, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Xenomorphs are real but they're tiny. Microscopic. And they infest your gums. You have to floss. You have to floss to protect yourself.
Who is the main character of 𝘕𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘖𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘤 𝘊𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘺: 𝘐𝘜𝘗𝘈𝘊 𝘙𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘕𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 2013?
Oh, great, now I'm the leader of the Ynnari Eldar. That's going to be awkward for everyone.
December 30, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Who is the main character of 𝘕𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘖𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘤 𝘊𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘺: 𝘐𝘜𝘗𝘈𝘊 𝘙𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘕𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 2013?
If Oregon circumcision rates keep dropping it spells the end of my glove patching business
December 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
If Oregon circumcision rates keep dropping it spells the end of my glove patching business
I dreamed of a hen with breasts and how she made peace between mammals and reptiles.
December 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I dreamed of a hen with breasts and how she made peace between mammals and reptiles.
I really hope Google made a backup of its good search engine before launching this new shitty one
December 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I really hope Google made a backup of its good search engine before launching this new shitty one
Smoking on that shit that makes you wake up in kernel space
December 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Smoking on that shit that makes you wake up in kernel space
Earth has a state problem. They're everywhere. There's no state-free spaces. Not healthy
December 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Earth has a state problem. They're everywhere. There's no state-free spaces. Not healthy
Still negative for syphilis... I'm never going to relate to those European greats :(
December 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Still negative for syphilis... I'm never going to relate to those European greats :(