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they/she💕40💕demisexual polyamorous & nonbinary💕lots of books & sonic & dropout & kittens & politics & feminism & comedy & ttrpgs💕sorry when i suddenly start hyperfixating on a new thing and it becomes my entire personality
niecy nash and sarah paulson are the saving grace of all’s fair, because holy fuck, this show is so dumb lmfao
December 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
watching all the mighty ducks movies while my family and i bake cookies, it’s honestly just perfect for the holidays for me
December 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
all’s fair from the stupid silly mind of ryan murphy is the campuest worst best thing ive watched in a long time. kim kardashian cannot act or even move her face to save her life. thank god sarah paulson is there to call people cuntburgers and sluts and all other fun nasty things. 10/10 no notes
December 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
finally got rid of my spotify account, fuck those ai obsessed assholes who promote ICE and underpay their artists. ✌️
December 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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we don’t bully Jimmy Fallon enough
December 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
we are in fucking hell omg
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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♥️
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
these are so dreamy 😍😍😍😍
Dropping these before i leave for vacation ✌️ #thehuntforbensolo #reylo
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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LRT; I generally prefer labelers over block, but until the labeler is back, my pal @cotronis.bsky.social has a blocklist here that is manually curated if you’re looking
December 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
started heated rivalry last night and just fujoshi’d the fuck out it is an insane show i love it so far
December 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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"...Newsom has vetoed our menopause bill, not one but two years in a row. But that's OK, because he's not going to be governor forever. And with the way he's overlooked women, half the population, by devaluing us in midlife, he probably should not be our next president either."

youtu.be/603NmGNkfqY
December 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
i unironically love this and will check it out. Star Trek can’t just be made for 50 year old white dudes who want us to repeat TNG over and over again. sometimes, innovation is needed. if it’s not for you, that’s ok!! there’s plenty of other series out there. 😘
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!

The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+

🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Star Trek does a normal Star Trek show - "Ugh it's just Star Trek, no one wants that anymore but existing fans" Star Trek does literally anything else to engage with new viewers "Ugh can't they just make a normal Trek show?" Welcome back to the Nothing Is Actually Good Enough pipeline.
December 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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SMASH BROS ANNOUNCER: ED AND LORRAINE WARREN!
December 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS!!!!!!!!
#AEWDynamite Winter Is Coming
8pm ET/7pm CT
Wednesday, 12/10

AEW Women's World Tag Team Tournament Finals
@willowwrestles.bsky.social / @harleycameron.bsky.social vs "Timeless" Toni Storm/Mina Shirakawa

The FIRST AEW Women's World Tag Team Champions will be crowned at #WinterIsComing, WEDNESDAY!
December 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
the chair company is the funniest thing happening right now on tv omfg that ending
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
taylor was my top artist again this year but she wasn’t in any of my top songs lol, it was mostly sabrina this year
December 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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who up going to the Milk store
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
this is sooooo funny to me lmfao

My most-used words in 2025 were:

1. "fucking" (42×)
2. "movie" (20×)
3. "fuck" (17×)
4. "perfect" (16×)
5. "wait" (16×)

See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest 2025
A recap of your year on Bluesky. Discover patterns, connections, and insights from your journey in the ATmosphere.
anisota.net
December 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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strangely inspirational
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Fanart of @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social

Ame and Tarro from The Children's Adventure
November 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM