Philip Michaels
@philipmichaels.bsky.social
I am the mild-mannered managing editor for mobile at Tom's Guide. I mostly just talk about sports and movies and whatever's grinding my gears at the moment.
Hope the dress code matches the one in Kool & The Gang’s Cherish video. youtu.be/s09LuDYX12g?...
Kool & The Gang - Cherish
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November 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Hope the dress code matches the one in Kool & The Gang’s Cherish video. youtu.be/s09LuDYX12g?...
Trump: I hate the Hamburglar. I will make it my mission to bring the Hamburglar to justice.
<Hamburgular steps into room>
Hamburglar: Robble Robble.
Trump: oh my God, Hamburglar, so wise
<Hamburgular steps into room>
Hamburglar: Robble Robble.
Trump: oh my God, Hamburglar, so wise
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Trump: I hate the Hamburglar. I will make it my mission to bring the Hamburglar to justice.
<Hamburgular steps into room>
Hamburglar: Robble Robble.
Trump: oh my God, Hamburglar, so wise
<Hamburgular steps into room>
Hamburglar: Robble Robble.
Trump: oh my God, Hamburglar, so wise
"Do I want horse? Neigh, I say" was right there.
November 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
"Do I want horse? Neigh, I say" was right there.
"Stepping up to the plate now is Matt Olson, a scurrilous Judas..."
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
"Stepping up to the plate now is Matt Olson, a scurrilous Judas..."
Even autocorrect dismisses Pia Zadora
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Even autocorrect dismisses Pia Zadora