Philip Michaels
@philipmichaels.bsky.social
I am the mild-mannered managing editor for mobile at Tom's Guide. I mostly just talk about sports and movies and whatever's grinding my gears at the moment.
Is... is one of the suitors Elmo?
November 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Is... is one of the suitors Elmo?
Sam Coffey would like it known I am out of my depth.
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Sam Coffey would like it known I am out of my depth.
every so often when Nick Offerman appears as Chester Arthur in Death By Lightning, @lschmeiser.bsky.social will say “a lot of you in that performance.”
I choose to accept the compliment.
I choose to accept the compliment.
November 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
every so often when Nick Offerman appears as Chester Arthur in Death By Lightning, @lschmeiser.bsky.social will say “a lot of you in that performance.”
I choose to accept the compliment.
I choose to accept the compliment.
Guys, you’ll never guess who’s bowl eligible.
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Guys, you’ll never guess who’s bowl eligible.
Look, this accident has been no fun and o am down in the dumps but even I must appreciate the combination of reading glasses plus facial abrasions lends Me a nice Come to the
Library if You Want a Peer-Reviewed Ass Kicking vibe.
Library if You Want a Peer-Reviewed Ass Kicking vibe.
November 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Look, this accident has been no fun and o am down in the dumps but even I must appreciate the combination of reading glasses plus facial abrasions lends Me a nice Come to the
Library if You Want a Peer-Reviewed Ass Kicking vibe.
Library if You Want a Peer-Reviewed Ass Kicking vibe.
Did Women Ruin the Workplace?
By Ross Douthat
By Ross Douthat
November 7, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Did Women Ruin the Workplace?
By Ross Douthat
By Ross Douthat
From my cold dead hands
November 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
From my cold dead hands
Yeah, but you should see the other guy.*
* Asidewalk
* Asidewalk
November 6, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Yeah, but you should see the other guy.*
* Asidewalk
* Asidewalk
Elvis Aaron Presley, welcome to the Resistance.
November 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Elvis Aaron Presley, welcome to the Resistance.
New Rockies calendar just dropped.
November 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
New Rockies calendar just dropped.
They are all going to go, and they will be quite happy to be there.
November 2, 2025 at 5:30 AM
They are all going to go, and they will be quite happy to be there.
Doing this to myself again. Is this the day Cal becomes bowl eligible? Almost assuredly not! But you live in hope.
November 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Doing this to myself again. Is this the day Cal becomes bowl eligible? Almost assuredly not! But you live in hope.
Donald and Doris, come get your idiot boy.
November 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Donald and Doris, come get your idiot boy.
My daughter is dressed as a Blind Melon album cover for Halloween.
November 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
My daughter is dressed as a Blind Melon album cover for Halloween.
Me, to Shohei Ohtani in the post-Game 3 scrum;
October 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Me, to Shohei Ohtani in the post-Game 3 scrum;
Whoops, I take it back. Pro-Bad Bunny militants have seized the St. Francis Hotel. Better send in the 101st Airborne.
October 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Whoops, I take it back. Pro-Bad Bunny militants have seized the St. Francis Hotel. Better send in the 101st Airborne.
I spent yesterday walking around San Francisco, taking photos for an upcoming camera phone face-off. Here are the images of the war-torn city that Donald Trump wants to send troops to.
October 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I spent yesterday walking around San Francisco, taking photos for an upcoming camera phone face-off. Here are the images of the war-torn city that Donald Trump wants to send troops to.
I think the team’s got your back friend.
October 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I think the team’s got your back friend.
C’mon down to city hall if you want a good lecture on enforcing checks and balances.
October 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
C’mon down to city hall if you want a good lecture on enforcing checks and balances.
I came here to chew bubble gum and block fascists, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
October 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I came here to chew bubble gum and block fascists, and I'm all out of bubble gum.