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Philip Michaels
@philipmichaels.bsky.social
I am the mild-mannered managing editor for mobile at Tom's Guide. I mostly just talk about sports and movies and whatever's grinding my gears at the moment.
Is... is one of the suitors Elmo?
November 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Sup?
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Sam Coffey would like it known I am out of my depth.
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
every so often when Nick Offerman appears as Chester Arthur in Death By Lightning, @lschmeiser.bsky.social will say “a lot of you in that performance.”

I choose to accept the compliment.
November 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Guys, you’ll never guess who’s bowl eligible.
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Look, this accident has been no fun and o am down in the dumps but even I must appreciate the combination of reading glasses plus facial abrasions lends Me a nice Come to the
Library if You Want a Peer-Reviewed Ass Kicking vibe.
November 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Did Women Ruin the Workplace?
By Ross Douthat
November 7, 2025 at 7:12 AM
From my cold dead hands
November 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Yeah, but you should see the other guy.*

* Asidewalk
November 6, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Elvis Aaron Presley, welcome to the Resistance.
November 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
November 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
New Rockies calendar just dropped.
November 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
They are all going to go, and they will be quite happy to be there.
November 2, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Doing this to myself again. Is this the day Cal becomes bowl eligible? Almost assuredly not! But you live in hope.
November 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Donald and Doris, come get your idiot boy.
November 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
My daughter is dressed as a Blind Melon album cover for Halloween.
November 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Me, to Shohei Ohtani in the post-Game 3 scrum;
October 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Whoops, I take it back. Pro-Bad Bunny militants have seized the St. Francis Hotel. Better send in the 101st Airborne.
October 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I spent yesterday walking around San Francisco, taking photos for an upcoming camera phone face-off. Here are the images of the war-torn city that Donald Trump wants to send troops to.
October 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I think the team’s got your back friend.
October 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
October 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
C’mon down to city hall if you want a good lecture on enforcing checks and balances.
October 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I came here to chew bubble gum and block fascists, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
October 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM