🩸🎄 Want to binge your way through the holy trinity of terror? Our full-length, uncut commentaries to X, Pearl, and MAXXXINE live deep within the Petty Patreon Vault!

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AND because it’s the season of giving (and unboxing), we’re topping it all off with a very special bonus: opening our A24 Pearl tree topper, because nothing says Christmas like honoring Mother at the top of the tree 🎄🩸🪓 (Oh, and also... SHE'S MARRIED!) 😇

🔔 Ready to be haunted by Christmas past, present, and petty?
The uncut version of our SCROOGED reaction haunts the Petty Patreon Vault! ❄️👻🎄

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🌬️ Want to wander deeper into the haunted halls of Crimson Peak? The uncut version is sealed behind the wrought-iron gates of the Petty Patreon Vault, where the cold never quite leaves your bones…❄️

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And because we are celebrating Gothic Winter, we’re cracking open the Petty Patreon Vault and letting this reaction spill across YouTube like a crimson winter bath, cold as a ghost’s last breath. Bundle up, darlings… the spirits are restless tonight! 🪦👻🥀🩶🫀

Come float with us… deeper into Derry’s darkness, where every laugh echoes and every shadow has teeth and we're eating it up in full length format on Patreon!

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Grab some tissues and your emotional support balloon... It’s time to float back into the madness🎈🫶

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Feast on the entire Game of Thrones saga: all 8 seasons of Thrones + every fiery moment of House of the Dragon... uncut, unfiltered, and unhinged, just how the old gods (and the new) intended 👑🐉

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Game of Thrones Season Four is serving poison, politics, and petty vengeance piping hot! Pull out your goblet darlings, because this feast is treacherous, delicious, and soaked in tea 🍇🍷⚔️

The girlies are snatched, the crown is contested, and alliances are shifting faster than we can clutch our pearls, but surely nothing can hurt us as long as Pedro Pascal is around…
(or so we naïvely thought 🙃👑🐦‍⬛❄️) #GameofThrones

If you're a Fannibal, a queer little chaos gremlin, or just someone who enjoys a well-dressed man committing unspeakable acts, you’re in for a treat. 🔪🧠💋 But if you want it uncut, uncensored, undercooked, and served rare, head over to our Patreon!🍽️

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Tonight’s course? Episodes 9 & 10, carved from carnality and plated with petty perversion, an intoxicating mix of beasts, lust, and fine dining... à la chaos! (our personal fav dish) 🐗🔥

Come float with us… deeper into Derry’s darkness, where every laugh echoes and every shadow has teeth and we're eating it up in full length format on Patreon!

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In episode six, "In the Name of the Father" the daddiest of clowns emerges in what might be the most sickening cliffhanger episode we've experienced in quite a while.

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🎄✨ Want to tag along for the full trip? Every detour, meltdown, emotional pit stop, and all the scenes we had to trim for copyright? Our entire PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES adventure is waiting for you on our Patreon!

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PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES is the kind of holiday film where every single thing goes wrong but your heart grows three sizes anyway ✈️🚂🚗

Safe travels this Holiday Season! ❤️

Come float with us… deeper into Derry’s darkness, where every laugh echoes and every shadow has teeth and we're eating it up in full length format on Patreon!

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