Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕️
@pettypumpkins.bsky.social
YouTube channel offering reactions, reviews & tier rankings • specializing in horror, queer content and championing women’s wrongs! 🏳️🌈👻🤭
🩸🎄 Want to binge your way through the holy trinity of terror? Our full-length, uncut commentaries to X, Pearl, and MAXXXINE live deep within the Petty Patreon Vault!
👉 Patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
👉 Patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
December 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
🩸🎄 Want to binge your way through the holy trinity of terror? Our full-length, uncut commentaries to X, Pearl, and MAXXXINE live deep within the Petty Patreon Vault!
👉 Patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
👉 Patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
AND because it’s the season of giving (and unboxing), we’re topping it all off with a very special bonus: opening our A24 Pearl tree topper, because nothing says Christmas like honoring Mother at the top of the tree 🎄🩸🪓 (Oh, and also... SHE'S MARRIED!) 😇
December 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
AND because it’s the season of giving (and unboxing), we’re topping it all off with a very special bonus: opening our A24 Pearl tree topper, because nothing says Christmas like honoring Mother at the top of the tree 🎄🩸🪓 (Oh, and also... SHE'S MARRIED!) 😇
🎄🩸 A VERY MERRY X-MAS TO YOU 🩸🎄
That’s right, Pumpkins: Ti West's X, Pearl, & MAXXXINE, served back-to-back-to-back in one sinful, sexy, star-studded commentary spectacular! 🪓🎁
youtu.be/tGWXd1V96o4
That’s right, Pumpkins: Ti West's X, Pearl, & MAXXXINE, served back-to-back-to-back in one sinful, sexy, star-studded commentary spectacular! 🪓🎁
youtu.be/tGWXd1V96o4
December 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
🎄🩸 A VERY MERRY X-MAS TO YOU 🩸🎄
That’s right, Pumpkins: Ti West's X, Pearl, & MAXXXINE, served back-to-back-to-back in one sinful, sexy, star-studded commentary spectacular! 🪓🎁
youtu.be/tGWXd1V96o4
That’s right, Pumpkins: Ti West's X, Pearl, & MAXXXINE, served back-to-back-to-back in one sinful, sexy, star-studded commentary spectacular! 🪓🎁
youtu.be/tGWXd1V96o4
🔔 Ready to be haunted by Christmas past, present, and petty?
The uncut version of our SCROOGED reaction haunts the Petty Patreon Vault! ❄️👻🎄
👉 www.patreon.com/posts/scroog...
The uncut version of our SCROOGED reaction haunts the Petty Patreon Vault! ❄️👻🎄
👉 www.patreon.com/posts/scroog...
December 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
🔔 Ready to be haunted by Christmas past, present, and petty?
The uncut version of our SCROOGED reaction haunts the Petty Patreon Vault! ❄️👻🎄
👉 www.patreon.com/posts/scroog...
The uncut version of our SCROOGED reaction haunts the Petty Patreon Vault! ❄️👻🎄
👉 www.patreon.com/posts/scroog...
BAH HUMBUG! We're bringing in the holiday season with a first time watch of SCROOGED, a dark and twisted classic Christmas tale of ghosts, gaggery and most importantly... growth! 🎄👻✨❤️🎶
youtu.be/tNrnv-xWLKI
youtu.be/tNrnv-xWLKI
December 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
BAH HUMBUG! We're bringing in the holiday season with a first time watch of SCROOGED, a dark and twisted classic Christmas tale of ghosts, gaggery and most importantly... growth! 🎄👻✨❤️🎶
youtu.be/tNrnv-xWLKI
youtu.be/tNrnv-xWLKI
🌬️ Want to wander deeper into the haunted halls of Crimson Peak? The uncut version is sealed behind the wrought-iron gates of the Petty Patreon Vault, where the cold never quite leaves your bones…❄️
👉 www.patreon.com/posts/crimso...
👉 www.patreon.com/posts/crimso...
December 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
🌬️ Want to wander deeper into the haunted halls of Crimson Peak? The uncut version is sealed behind the wrought-iron gates of the Petty Patreon Vault, where the cold never quite leaves your bones…❄️
👉 www.patreon.com/posts/crimso...
👉 www.patreon.com/posts/crimso...
And because we are celebrating Gothic Winter, we’re cracking open the Petty Patreon Vault and letting this reaction spill across YouTube like a crimson winter bath, cold as a ghost’s last breath. Bundle up, darlings… the spirits are restless tonight! 🪦👻🥀🩶🫀
December 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
And because we are celebrating Gothic Winter, we’re cracking open the Petty Patreon Vault and letting this reaction spill across YouTube like a crimson winter bath, cold as a ghost’s last breath. Bundle up, darlings… the spirits are restless tonight! 🪦👻🥀🩶🫀
🩸💋 Things are getting gory & gothic at the Petty Pumpkin Patch as we settle into Allerdale Hall for a first-time watch of CRIMSON PEAK, where blood keeps blooming through the floorboards and these sexy, sinister siblings simply won’t stop killing!❄️🕯️🌬️
youtu.be/oxgj1vUlwNQ
youtu.be/oxgj1vUlwNQ
December 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
🩸💋 Things are getting gory & gothic at the Petty Pumpkin Patch as we settle into Allerdale Hall for a first-time watch of CRIMSON PEAK, where blood keeps blooming through the floorboards and these sexy, sinister siblings simply won’t stop killing!❄️🕯️🌬️
youtu.be/oxgj1vUlwNQ
youtu.be/oxgj1vUlwNQ
Come float with us… deeper into Derry’s darkness, where every laugh echoes and every shadow has teeth and we're eating it up in full length format on Patreon!
👉 www.patreon.com/posts/it-wel...
👉 www.patreon.com/posts/it-wel...
December 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Come float with us… deeper into Derry’s darkness, where every laugh echoes and every shadow has teeth and we're eating it up in full length format on Patreon!
👉 www.patreon.com/posts/it-wel...
👉 www.patreon.com/posts/it-wel...
Grab some tissues and your emotional support balloon... It’s time to float back into the madness🎈🫶
#ITWelcomeToDerry
#ITWelcomeToDerry
December 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Grab some tissues and your emotional support balloon... It’s time to float back into the madness🎈🫶
#ITWelcomeToDerry
#ITWelcomeToDerry
In IT: WELCOME TO DERRY episode seven, "The Black Spot" the true horror that resides within Derry rears IT's ugly head. This episode pulls no punches... history, hate, hurt, haunting, all balled up into one terror fueled hour of television 🎈
youtu.be/LgFMN6CC06o
youtu.be/LgFMN6CC06o
December 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
In IT: WELCOME TO DERRY episode seven, "The Black Spot" the true horror that resides within Derry rears IT's ugly head. This episode pulls no punches... history, hate, hurt, haunting, all balled up into one terror fueled hour of television 🎈
youtu.be/LgFMN6CC06o
youtu.be/LgFMN6CC06o
Feast on the entire Game of Thrones saga: all 8 seasons of Thrones + every fiery moment of House of the Dragon... uncut, unfiltered, and unhinged, just how the old gods (and the new) intended 👑🐉
👉 Patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
👉 Patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
December 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Feast on the entire Game of Thrones saga: all 8 seasons of Thrones + every fiery moment of House of the Dragon... uncut, unfiltered, and unhinged, just how the old gods (and the new) intended 👑🐉
👉 Patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
👉 Patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
Game of Thrones Season Four is serving poison, politics, and petty vengeance piping hot! Pull out your goblet darlings, because this feast is treacherous, delicious, and soaked in tea 🍇🍷⚔️
December 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Game of Thrones Season Four is serving poison, politics, and petty vengeance piping hot! Pull out your goblet darlings, because this feast is treacherous, delicious, and soaked in tea 🍇🍷⚔️
The girlies are snatched, the crown is contested, and alliances are shifting faster than we can clutch our pearls, but surely nothing can hurt us as long as Pedro Pascal is around…
(or so we naïvely thought 🙃👑🐦⬛❄️) #GameofThrones
(or so we naïvely thought 🙃👑🐦⬛❄️) #GameofThrones
December 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The girlies are snatched, the crown is contested, and alliances are shifting faster than we can clutch our pearls, but surely nothing can hurt us as long as Pedro Pascal is around…
(or so we naïvely thought 🙃👑🐦⬛❄️) #GameofThrones
(or so we naïvely thought 🙃👑🐦⬛❄️) #GameofThrones
The games are still ON. And while the throne may be desperate for a King, what’s truly ruling GAME OF THRONES Season Four is the MOTHERING! 👑
youtu.be/YtTqZEIzw_Q
youtu.be/YtTqZEIzw_Q
December 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The games are still ON. And while the throne may be desperate for a King, what’s truly ruling GAME OF THRONES Season Four is the MOTHERING! 👑
youtu.be/YtTqZEIzw_Q
youtu.be/YtTqZEIzw_Q
If you're a Fannibal, a queer little chaos gremlin, or just someone who enjoys a well-dressed man committing unspeakable acts, you’re in for a treat. 🔪🧠💋 But if you want it uncut, uncensored, undercooked, and served rare, head over to our Patreon!🍽️
👉 patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
👉 patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
If you're a Fannibal, a queer little chaos gremlin, or just someone who enjoys a well-dressed man committing unspeakable acts, you’re in for a treat. 🔪🧠💋 But if you want it uncut, uncensored, undercooked, and served rare, head over to our Patreon!🍽️
👉 patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
👉 patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
Tonight’s course? Episodes 9 & 10, carved from carnality and plated with petty perversion, an intoxicating mix of beasts, lust, and fine dining... à la chaos! (our personal fav dish) 🐗🔥
December 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Tonight’s course? Episodes 9 & 10, carved from carnality and plated with petty perversion, an intoxicating mix of beasts, lust, and fine dining... à la chaos! (our personal fav dish) 🐗🔥
We savored our first-time watch of HANNIBAL Season 2 like the delicacy it is...Will’s mind is a battlefield, Hannibal’s kitchen is a crime scene, and we’re here licking our forks clean 😋🫀🍴🐷🍷
youtu.be/fZ24Bgv49nc
youtu.be/fZ24Bgv49nc
December 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
We savored our first-time watch of HANNIBAL Season 2 like the delicacy it is...Will’s mind is a battlefield, Hannibal’s kitchen is a crime scene, and we’re here licking our forks clean 😋🫀🍴🐷🍷
youtu.be/fZ24Bgv49nc
youtu.be/fZ24Bgv49nc
Come float with us… deeper into Derry’s darkness, where every laugh echoes and every shadow has teeth and we're eating it up in full length format on Patreon!
👉 www.patreon.com/posts/it-wel...
👉 www.patreon.com/posts/it-wel...
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Come float with us… deeper into Derry’s darkness, where every laugh echoes and every shadow has teeth and we're eating it up in full length format on Patreon!
👉 www.patreon.com/posts/it-wel...
👉 www.patreon.com/posts/it-wel...
In episode six, "In the Name of the Father" the daddiest of clowns emerges in what might be the most sickening cliffhanger episode we've experienced in quite a while.
#ITWelcomeToDerry
#ITWelcomeToDerry
December 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
In episode six, "In the Name of the Father" the daddiest of clowns emerges in what might be the most sickening cliffhanger episode we've experienced in quite a while.
#ITWelcomeToDerry
#ITWelcomeToDerry
🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂
youtu.be/D7J0aWa8YPw
youtu.be/D7J0aWa8YPw
December 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂
youtu.be/D7J0aWa8YPw
youtu.be/D7J0aWa8YPw
🎄✨ Want to tag along for the full trip? Every detour, meltdown, emotional pit stop, and all the scenes we had to trim for copyright? Our entire PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES adventure is waiting for you on our Patreon!
👉 Patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
👉 Patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
November 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
🎄✨ Want to tag along for the full trip? Every detour, meltdown, emotional pit stop, and all the scenes we had to trim for copyright? Our entire PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES adventure is waiting for you on our Patreon!
👉 Patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
👉 Patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES is the kind of holiday film where every single thing goes wrong but your heart grows three sizes anyway ✈️🚂🚗
Safe travels this Holiday Season! ❤️
Safe travels this Holiday Season! ❤️
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES is the kind of holiday film where every single thing goes wrong but your heart grows three sizes anyway ✈️🚂🚗
Safe travels this Holiday Season! ❤️
Safe travels this Holiday Season! ❤️
Our very first journey with PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES was chaotic, unhinged, and unexpectedly heartwarming! Steve Martin and John Candy had us giggling, stressed, endeared, and emotional all at once...
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Our very first journey with PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES was chaotic, unhinged, and unexpectedly heartwarming! Steve Martin and John Candy had us giggling, stressed, endeared, and emotional all at once...
Come float with us… deeper into Derry’s darkness, where every laugh echoes and every shadow has teeth and we're eating it up in full length format on Patreon!
👉 patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
👉 patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Come float with us… deeper into Derry’s darkness, where every laugh echoes and every shadow has teeth and we're eating it up in full length format on Patreon!
👉 patreon.com/PettyPumpkins
👉 patreon.com/PettyPumpkins