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Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕️ @pettypumpkins.bsky.social · 6h

If you're a Fannibal, a queer little chaos gremlin, or just someone who enjoys a well-dressed man committing unspeakable acts, you’re in for a treat. 🔪but it you want it uncut, uncensored, undercooked, and raw - head over to our Patreon!

patreon.com/PettyPumpkins 👈

Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕️ @pettypumpkins.bsky.social · 6h

For this feast, we’re serving Hannibal Season 2 in decadent two-course helpings... Tonight’s course? Episodes 3 & 4, seasoned with justice and stung by conscience. The murder hive hums and the gavel falls... 🐝⚖️

youtu.be/n5j1y6ALaws

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Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕️ @pettypumpkins.bsky.social · 1d

🌕 Want the full, unhinged transformation? The fur, the fangs, Ginger's feral girlhood meltdown lives only on Patreon!

👉 www.patreon.com/posts/ginger...

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Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕️ @pettypumpkins.bsky.social · 1d

Grab the monkshood and tease that hair- we're headed straight to the she-wolf's lair 🌕🐺🩸

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Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕️ @pettypumpkins.bsky.social · 1d

🌕 Oh snap! She’s shedding skin, patience, and maybe her humanity... It's our first time watching Ginger Snaps and we were not ready for the drama, the trauma, and teenage lycanthropy this movie is giving 🩸💋

youtu.be/T0YjKNWRHvc

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Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕️ @pettypumpkins.bsky.social · 2d

🩸 Our full-length reaction is waiting in the dark, every cursed reel, every time we said "daddy", every time we jumped out of our skin.
If you want to see what happens when curiosity kills the Pumpkin...

👉 www.patreon.com/posts/sinist...

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Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕️ @pettypumpkins.bsky.social · 2d

Join us for our first-time reaction to a movie that painted us in dread and had us laughing our nerves off as we tried NOT to lock eyes with Mr. Boogie... 🖤📽️

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Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕️ @pettypumpkins.bsky.social · 2d

🎞️ SINISTER had us spiraling between nervous laughter, genuine terror, and the deep, existential regret of ever moving into a murder house. Because if horror movies have taught us anything… curiosity really does kill the pumpkin! 🎃🪓

youtu.be/tx6Tse5vC98

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Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕️ @pettypumpkins.bsky.social · 3d

🩸 Want the uncut mayhem? Our full-length reaction (complete with cult confusion, Rudd thirsting, and unholy giggle fits) is over on Patreon! 🍂

👉https://www.patreon.com/posts/halloween-curse-138488810?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

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Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕️ @pettypumpkins.bsky.social · 3d

We laughed, screamed, and spiritually disassociated through Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers, where the plot makes zero sense, but the chaos is chef’s kiss 💀

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Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕️ @pettypumpkins.bsky.social · 3d

Michael Myers may have the mask, but let’s be real... the real curse of Haddonfield is how distractingly hot Paul Rudd is in this movie. 😵‍💫💦 We cackled at the cult nonsense, screamed at the kills, and shamelessly thirsted our way through Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers 🎃🔪🍂

youtu.be/pfcwMQ6crbY

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Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕️ @pettypumpkins.bsky.social · 4d

He drowned once… but like Jason, The Petty Pumpkins always come back for another scream. The full-length, uncut reaction is a blood-soaked campfire tale too messy for the algorithm to survive 🩸

👉 www.patreon.com/posts/jason-...

Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕️ @pettypumpkins.bsky.social · 4d

From liquid nitrogen facials to space-age stupidity, this movie proves that not even lightyears can keep Camp Crystal Lake’s mess contained. 🧊😭🩸

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Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕️ @pettypumpkins.bsky.social · 4d

✨🚀 We're rocketing straight into Jason X, a slasher sequel so cold, it gave us frostbite and secondhand embarrassment for anyone willing to cross this high-tech, icy Jason 🧊

youtu.be/Dn7EnzAveWM

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Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕️ @pettypumpkins.bsky.social · 7d

Silence is deadly… so is missing the uncut version. Our full-length Dead Silence reaction is waiting in the shadows over on our Patreon, where every whisper & every scream lingers just a little bit longer. Join us Pumpkin... if you dare.. muahaha! 🕯️👁️ 👉 patreon.com/PettyPumpkins

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Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕️ @pettypumpkins.bsky.social · 7d

👀 We're settled in for a chilling first-time watch of DEAD SILENCE! This movie isn’t just a scream, it’s a petty séance. We’re here to celebrate the spooky season with every glossy eye and every creaking head turn...

youtu.be/gGlXysoEZO0

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Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕️ @pettypumpkins.bsky.social · 8d

If you're a Fannibal, a queer little chaos gremlin, or just someone who enjoys a well-dressed man committing unspeakable acts, you’re in for a treat. 🔪🧠
but it you want it uncut, uncensored, undercooked, and raw - head over to our Patreon!

Patreon.com/PettyPumpkins 👈

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Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕️ @pettypumpkins.bsky.social · 8d

We’re serving Hannibal Season 2 in decadent two-course helpings...episodes paired together like fine wine & fava beans. 🫘🍷
Tonight’s course? Episodes 1 & 2, garnished with betrayal & marinated in memory...where the table is reset, the art is flesh, & revenge is served raw 🔪🎨

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Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕️ @pettypumpkins.bsky.social · 8d

We savored our first-time watch of HANNIBAL Season 2 like the delicacy it is, each episode served up like one of Dr. Lecter’s decadent dishes and shamelessly thirsted over Will Graham in all his tortured, sweater-clad glory 😋🫀

youtu.be/Weg2cLZzppM

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Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕️ @pettypumpkins.bsky.social · 9d

Who did it? With what? And why are we laughing this hard?! 🕯️💀
Come giggle, gasp, and accuse the wrong person with us uncut & in full length format!

www.patreon.com/posts/clue-1...

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Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕️ @pettypumpkins.bsky.social · 9d

Was it Colonel Mustard in the study with the candlestick, or Chey and Wes in the Pumpkin Patch with the killer quips? Either way, the truth is messy, so get ready to soak up every last drop!🩸🕯️🔎🍷 #CLUE

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Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕️ @pettypumpkins.bsky.social · 9d

🔪 The butler didn’t do it, but the Petty Pumpkins might've! We graciously accepted the dinner request and unraveled the deliciously wicked mystery of CLUE in a first time watch!

youtu.be/n5Zf0fHu2k8

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Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕️ @pettypumpkins.bsky.social · 10d

Our IT: Chapter Two reaction is live, but the Premium Petty Pumpkins get the terrifyingly uncut version on Patreon. Come float with us through teenage trauma and clownery as we take on Pennywise the DANCING Clown! ✨

👉 www.patreon.com/posts/it-cha...

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Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕️ @pettypumpkins.bsky.social · 10d

We're going from January embers to quite literally nobody remembers in this fresh rewatch of IT: CHAPTER TWO! After all, WELCOME TO DERRY is right around the corner and Pennywise is just WAITING to PennyRISE 🎈🙈💔

youtu.be/efqWCKNucsk

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Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕️ @pettypumpkins.bsky.social · 11d

Hey Ghoul! This season IS on patreon in full length format (unlike s1 & s2), join to watch hundreds of hours of our content, surveys, exclusives & so much more at The Patch!
👉 Patreon.com/PettyPumpkins

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