Pete Turton
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Pete Turton
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A walking cloud of portable darkness.
Eurovision, paddle boarding, appalling clarinet playing.
I love that cybermen have shoe laces
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Wow.
December 7, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I don’t specifically mean the NF, I just mean when “the season” started, those people saying they’d “taken a break” were just back, contest and all.

They basically took summer off when….nothing happens anyway
December 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Principles are lovely until there’s a ticket sale/press centre

People announced they “withdrew” from Eurovision after Malmo but were still wanking themselves dry as soon as the melfest line up was announced
December 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
CODE
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
And…say it more quietly…

The junior Eurovision 2025 book is out now…

amzn.eu/d/0gYcSge
Junior Eurovision 2025 Voting Book
Junior Eurovision 2025 Voting Book : Burton, Adam: Amazon.co.uk: Books
amzn.eu
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I got told off for making jokes on a sad day.
December 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
He tied a vote on the new rules to a referendum on Israel and says that’s “overwhelming belief” the guy should be a politician
December 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Lovely stuff
December 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I’m just glad my resident week in work ended this evening
December 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM