Pete Turton
@peteturton85.bsky.social
A walking cloud of portable darkness.
Eurovision, paddle boarding, appalling clarinet playing.
Eurovision, paddle boarding, appalling clarinet playing.
9 years ago passed the Final FRCA viva in the days when you found out on the day and signed the book.
And an examiner said “you said everything right but you looked like every question was a major inconvenience to you, like a dagger to your spine.”
And an examiner said “you said everything right but you looked like every question was a major inconvenience to you, like a dagger to your spine.”
December 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
9 years ago passed the Final FRCA viva in the days when you found out on the day and signed the book.
And an examiner said “you said everything right but you looked like every question was a major inconvenience to you, like a dagger to your spine.”
And an examiner said “you said everything right but you looked like every question was a major inconvenience to you, like a dagger to your spine.”
I mean it’s not wrong but fucking hell.
December 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I mean it’s not wrong but fucking hell.
Look lads I’m only interested in what Sarah Yuen has to say
December 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Look lads I’m only interested in what Sarah Yuen has to say
And here’s the same contrived point through the medium of appalling acting. I don’t know Martin Green impression is going on here #eurovision
December 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
And here’s the same contrived point through the medium of appalling acting. I don’t know Martin Green impression is going on here #eurovision
If you ever thought “Pete seems like a switched on guy who just gets on with stuff”, I have an assignment that I’m planning to complete in a day, and my to-do lists includes ticking off “open MS word”
December 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If you ever thought “Pete seems like a switched on guy who just gets on with stuff”, I have an assignment that I’m planning to complete in a day, and my to-do lists includes ticking off “open MS word”
It’s just important that we stay calm and don’t exaggerate
#eurovision
#eurovision
December 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It’s just important that we stay calm and don’t exaggerate
#eurovision
#eurovision
Bad day to release Eurovision books innit
December 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Bad day to release Eurovision books innit
Lovely stuff.
Except you just need one “sore throat” to actually be an airway disaster and the whole “I’ve got to cover myself” mentality re-emerges.
Except you just need one “sore throat” to actually be an airway disaster and the whole “I’ve got to cover myself” mentality re-emerges.
December 4, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Lovely stuff.
Except you just need one “sore throat” to actually be an airway disaster and the whole “I’ve got to cover myself” mentality re-emerges.
Except you just need one “sore throat” to actually be an airway disaster and the whole “I’ve got to cover myself” mentality re-emerges.
Why yes my favourite starsailor song is the most depressing one
November 30, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Why yes my favourite starsailor song is the most depressing one
Good spot by the leaning pillar to see starsailor!
November 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Good spot by the leaning pillar to see starsailor!
I got bored and thought I’d ruin Christmas songs as well, but here’s a TikTok filter to distract you
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I got bored and thought I’d ruin Christmas songs as well, but here’s a TikTok filter to distract you
WHO WANTS OVERSIZED MINCE PIES
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
WHO WANTS OVERSIZED MINCE PIES
I mean let’s not worry how many failed pies happened before this.
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I mean let’s not worry how many failed pies happened before this.
Oh hello spontaneous purchase that I’ll use once
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Oh hello spontaneous purchase that I’ll use once
Having done jury duty, I can tell you that juries are not the cause of the backlog.
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Having done jury duty, I can tell you that juries are not the cause of the backlog.
Apart from the “legends” tag making me want to combust with cringe, people who tuck their scrubs in are absolute wrong’uns
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Apart from the “legends” tag making me want to combust with cringe, people who tuck their scrubs in are absolute wrong’uns
Look I just think Eurovillage 2023 would have been enhanced by crazy golf
November 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Look I just think Eurovillage 2023 would have been enhanced by crazy golf
Eurovision in the wild
November 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Eurovision in the wild
Standard child-in-front-of-door-with-fixed-smile-photo.
November 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Standard child-in-front-of-door-with-fixed-smile-photo.
I AM PROBABILITY
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I AM PROBABILITY
I love and hate this line from Amor Pelos Dois.
Lots of sharps and 1 in every 100 goes turns out ok
Lots of sharps and 1 in every 100 goes turns out ok
November 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I love and hate this line from Amor Pelos Dois.
Lots of sharps and 1 in every 100 goes turns out ok
Lots of sharps and 1 in every 100 goes turns out ok
YAY I NOW PLAY AT THE LEVEL OF A CAPABLE 9 YEAR OLD
November 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
YAY I NOW PLAY AT THE LEVEL OF A CAPABLE 9 YEAR OLD
The first north west Eurovision quiz and in true style my team lost by a point
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The first north west Eurovision quiz and in true style my team lost by a point