Just Pete
@peteb.bsky.social
Do no harm, but take no shit.
- Margo Price
Fix your hearts or die!
- David Lynch
Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife.
- Meatloaf
- Margo Price
Fix your hearts or die!
- David Lynch
Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife.
- Meatloaf
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social @dannybkelly.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social - Back to School with Rodney Dangerfield. Look it up.
February 5, 2026 at 11:54 PM
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social @dannybkelly.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social - Back to School with Rodney Dangerfield. Look it up.
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I think my best impression is of Pickford's mom in "Dazed And Confused" saying "Fraaank" to her husband after he canceled their vacation when the beer guy showed up
February 3, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I think my best impression is of Pickford's mom in "Dazed And Confused" saying "Fraaank" to her husband after he canceled their vacation when the beer guy showed up
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NEW: President Trump is making new false claims about Tina Peters, calling into question whether Trump is aware of the basic facts about the case that has led him to repeatedly punish the State of Colorado
February 3, 2026 at 2:12 AM
NEW: President Trump is making new false claims about Tina Peters, calling into question whether Trump is aware of the basic facts about the case that has led him to repeatedly punish the State of Colorado
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When the President Shits His Pants
song by James Kochalka Superstar
song by James Kochalka Superstar
February 3, 2026 at 2:25 AM
When the President Shits His Pants
song by James Kochalka Superstar
song by James Kochalka Superstar
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Damn right. Seen on East Colfax Ave, Denver, CO.
January 31, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Damn right. Seen on East Colfax Ave, Denver, CO.
I’m wearing a Thunderpussy beanie and a Radiohead tshirt this morning - peak hipster.
January 31, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I’m wearing a Thunderpussy beanie and a Radiohead tshirt this morning - peak hipster.
Hey @aaronmeyers.bsky.social have you seen the ball caps for the World Baseball Classic coming up? Some are pretty fire.
January 20, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Hey @aaronmeyers.bsky.social have you seen the ball caps for the World Baseball Classic coming up? Some are pretty fire.
Is Dane Cook still alive?
January 13, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Is Dane Cook still alive?
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social Are you not going to say which 2 TEs haven’t scored more than Pitts 45.5 and 1 TE lie!!??
December 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social Are you not going to say which 2 TEs haven’t scored more than Pitts 45.5 and 1 TE lie!!??
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Men will do things like announce “the most popular pie in the country is bad and it’s not debatable” and still be allowed to have jobs and drive cars.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Men will do things like announce “the most popular pie in the country is bad and it’s not debatable” and still be allowed to have jobs and drive cars.
I could eat lumpia forever.
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I could eat lumpia forever.
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There's a guy toasting an English muffin screaming to all who will listen that Eagles fans have taken over the Hampton Inn and Suites DFW Airport South.
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
There's a guy toasting an English muffin screaming to all who will listen that Eagles fans have taken over the Hampton Inn and Suites DFW Airport South.
Went to a movie at 9:00am today and I was the only one in the theater. It was glorious.
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Went to a movie at 9:00am today and I was the only one in the theater. It was glorious.
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They got a pepper bar!!!
a cartoon rabbit wearing a top hat and a pirate hat is flying in front of a quiznos sub restaurant .
ALT: a cartoon rabbit wearing a top hat and a pirate hat is flying in front of a quiznos sub restaurant .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2024 at 7:57 PM
They got a pepper bar!!!
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Maybe important to note it was the disruption in air travel that Democrats couldn't stand and not, you know, 40+ million people not knowing where their next meal was coming from.
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Maybe important to note it was the disruption in air travel that Democrats couldn't stand and not, you know, 40+ million people not knowing where their next meal was coming from.
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look I know being an engaged citizen IS the work of democracy but it is also the work of elected officials not to create situations where everyone has to be mobilized all the time to prevent them from allowing some kind of Dickensian horror on a Sunday night while you're in between loads of laundry
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
look I know being an engaged citizen IS the work of democracy but it is also the work of elected officials not to create situations where everyone has to be mobilized all the time to prevent them from allowing some kind of Dickensian horror on a Sunday night while you're in between loads of laundry
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@aaronmeyers.bsky.social - This is the only Blue Jays bobble head I have, but had to get it out for tonight.
November 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
@aaronmeyers.bsky.social - This is the only Blue Jays bobble head I have, but had to get it out for tonight.
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The Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reni, 1597, 📸 via @RoysEnergy
October 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reni, 1597, 📸 via @RoysEnergy
“Blood and piss all over. I could not hold it in.”
- overheard at My Bothers Bar
- overheard at My Bothers Bar
October 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
“Blood and piss all over. I could not hold it in.”
- overheard at My Bothers Bar
- overheard at My Bothers Bar
I guarantee that Betty lost her virginity to Reggie.
October 3, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I guarantee that Betty lost her virginity to Reggie.
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Sora 2’s response to “South Park’s Cartman doing the “you can’t handle the truth” monologue from A Few Good Men.”
October 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Sora 2’s response to “South Park’s Cartman doing the “you can’t handle the truth” monologue from A Few Good Men.”