Pessimistic Persimmon
@pessimisticpersim.bsky.social
Do not accept the obscene as normal
BREAKING NEWS
US Department of Homeland Security announces that your First Amendment rights are cancelled because they are a threat to national security.
#YouHaveNoRights
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US Department of Homeland Security announces that your First Amendment rights are cancelled because they are a threat to national security.
#YouHaveNoRights
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November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
BREAKING NEWS
US Department of Homeland Security announces that your First Amendment rights are cancelled because they are a threat to national security.
#YouHaveNoRights
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US Department of Homeland Security announces that your First Amendment rights are cancelled because they are a threat to national security.
#YouHaveNoRights
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“..bUT eGGs cOsT 10 doLLaRssss !!…”
- person who didn’t learn to code
- person who didn’t learn to code
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
“..bUT eGGs cOsT 10 doLLaRssss !!…”
- person who didn’t learn to code
- person who didn’t learn to code
LEARNED FROM THE PANDEMIC
Bio weapons don’t affect kids.
Bio weapons don’t affect kids.
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
LEARNED FROM THE PANDEMIC
Bio weapons don’t affect kids.
Bio weapons don’t affect kids.
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
THANKSGIVING PLANS 🇺🇸
Will you be doing a thanksgiving prayer at dinner for those in the American concentration camps?
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Will you be doing a thanksgiving prayer at dinner for those in the American concentration camps?
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November 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
THANKSGIVING PLANS 🇺🇸
Will you be doing a thanksgiving prayer at dinner for those in the American concentration camps?
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Will you be doing a thanksgiving prayer at dinner for those in the American concentration camps?
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“Detention center” ?
.. you mean the concentration camp?
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.. you mean the concentration camp?
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November 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
“Detention center” ?
.. you mean the concentration camp?
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.. you mean the concentration camp?
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“GrOceRiEsss aRE sOoooo ExpeNsIVe !!!”
-person who didn’t learn to code
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-person who didn’t learn to code
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November 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
“GrOceRiEsss aRE sOoooo ExpeNsIVe !!!”
-person who didn’t learn to code
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-person who didn’t learn to code
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What do we do if the poors start acting up?
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November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
What do we do if the poors start acting up?
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MESSAGE to Newly Laid Off Americans
Don’t take this the wrong way!…
.. you’re still more than just a coworker you’re still like a real member of the family.
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#ForeverMeansForever
Don’t take this the wrong way!…
.. you’re still more than just a coworker you’re still like a real member of the family.
🫶
#ForeverMeansForever
November 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
MESSAGE to Newly Laid Off Americans
Don’t take this the wrong way!…
.. you’re still more than just a coworker you’re still like a real member of the family.
🫶
#ForeverMeansForever
Don’t take this the wrong way!…
.. you’re still more than just a coworker you’re still like a real member of the family.
🫶
#ForeverMeansForever
Who else outside enjoying the holiday jean shorts weather ? 🙋🏻♂️
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November 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Who else outside enjoying the holiday jean shorts weather ? 🙋🏻♂️
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☀️⛅️🕶️
Im saving up this month to invest in a burrito.
$$$$
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November 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Im saving up this month to invest in a burrito.
$$$$
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$$$$
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Why didn’t the Democrats just use their Hurricane machines to win the Shutdown? 🤔
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November 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Why didn’t the Democrats just use their Hurricane machines to win the Shutdown? 🤔
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Ok That’s IT!
I’m voting ONE more time…
.. but if voting doesn’t work this time… I swear!!!
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#VotingHardAF
I’m voting ONE more time…
.. but if voting doesn’t work this time… I swear!!!
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#VotingHardAF
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Ok That’s IT!
I’m voting ONE more time…
.. but if voting doesn’t work this time… I swear!!!
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#VotingHardAF
I’m voting ONE more time…
.. but if voting doesn’t work this time… I swear!!!
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#VotingHardAF
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
What if we renamed the parade:
“Sick Burn Memes on Kings”
maybe we could get maximum turnout and impact!!
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“Sick Burn Memes on Kings”
maybe we could get maximum turnout and impact!!
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November 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
What if we renamed the parade:
“Sick Burn Memes on Kings”
maybe we could get maximum turnout and impact!!
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“Sick Burn Memes on Kings”
maybe we could get maximum turnout and impact!!
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My account is shadows banned.
If you see this, reply with: “That’s what she said!”
#ICantHandleThisAlone
If you see this, reply with: “That’s what she said!”
#ICantHandleThisAlone
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
My account is shadows banned.
If you see this, reply with: “That’s what she said!”
#ICantHandleThisAlone
If you see this, reply with: “That’s what she said!”
#ICantHandleThisAlone
Question for Americans:
What’s a good brunch place near the Alligator concentration camp ?
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#BlueberryCompote
What’s a good brunch place near the Alligator concentration camp ?
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#BlueberryCompote
November 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Question for Americans:
What’s a good brunch place near the Alligator concentration camp ?
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#BlueberryCompote
What’s a good brunch place near the Alligator concentration camp ?
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#BlueberryCompote
Government is shut down 🇺🇸 …
…food lines getting longer but
… rich people keep getting richer.
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…food lines getting longer but
… rich people keep getting richer.
🤔
November 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Government is shut down 🇺🇸 …
…food lines getting longer but
… rich people keep getting richer.
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…food lines getting longer but
… rich people keep getting richer.
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MÓRALE BOOST for Unpaid Federal Government Workers
Just a reminder to Federal Government Workers who are currently unpaid during shutdown:
We have renamed the Gulf of Mexico in your honor!!
#YoureLovedAndValuableNeverForget
Just a reminder to Federal Government Workers who are currently unpaid during shutdown:
We have renamed the Gulf of Mexico in your honor!!
#YoureLovedAndValuableNeverForget
November 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
MÓRALE BOOST for Unpaid Federal Government Workers
Just a reminder to Federal Government Workers who are currently unpaid during shutdown:
We have renamed the Gulf of Mexico in your honor!!
#YoureLovedAndValuableNeverForget
Just a reminder to Federal Government Workers who are currently unpaid during shutdown:
We have renamed the Gulf of Mexico in your honor!!
#YoureLovedAndValuableNeverForget
Does anyone know what the SECOND BEST MOVIE of all time is?
(The first is Honey (2003) starting Jessica Alba).
(The first is Honey (2003) starting Jessica Alba).
November 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Does anyone know what the SECOND BEST MOVIE of all time is?
(The first is Honey (2003) starting Jessica Alba).
(The first is Honey (2003) starting Jessica Alba).
Imagine if it affected more than just the poors.
Scary thought. Yikes.
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Scary thought. Yikes.
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November 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Imagine if it affected more than just the poors.
Scary thought. Yikes.
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Scary thought. Yikes.
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Mamdani was elected days ago.
Grocery prices still going up.
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Grocery prices still going up.
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November 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Mamdani was elected days ago.
Grocery prices still going up.
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Grocery prices still going up.
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Reposted by Pessimistic Persimmon
🚨➡️ “SARS-CoV-2 is able to persist for a long period of time in various tissues across the body…the gut, the bone marrow, the brain, and other deeper tissues that are…very difficult to sample... There [are] profound changes in immune responses and inflammation in these tissues as well.” #COVID
🚨🚨🚨from @polybiorf.bsky.social on Nov 2 on Twitter:
"UCSF researcher Dr. Tim Henrich describes how the PolyBio-supported PASC tissue program is changing the game: “What we’ve really been finding is that SARS-CoV-2 is able to persist for a long time in various...”
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"UCSF researcher Dr. Tim Henrich describes how the PolyBio-supported PASC tissue program is changing the game: “What we’ve really been finding is that SARS-CoV-2 is able to persist for a long time in various...”
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November 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
🚨➡️ “SARS-CoV-2 is able to persist for a long period of time in various tissues across the body…the gut, the bone marrow, the brain, and other deeper tissues that are…very difficult to sample... There [are] profound changes in immune responses and inflammation in these tissues as well.” #COVID
COVID is persistent.
After infection it lives “dormant” in privileged sites in your body. Year round.
Re-infection can weaken immune system and “reactívate” the virus and other “dormant” viruses and cancers in your body.
#ItLivesInYourDick
#JustOneOfThePlacesItPersists
After infection it lives “dormant” in privileged sites in your body. Year round.
Re-infection can weaken immune system and “reactívate” the virus and other “dormant” viruses and cancers in your body.
#ItLivesInYourDick
#JustOneOfThePlacesItPersists
November 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
COVID is persistent.
After infection it lives “dormant” in privileged sites in your body. Year round.
Re-infection can weaken immune system and “reactívate” the virus and other “dormant” viruses and cancers in your body.
#ItLivesInYourDick
#JustOneOfThePlacesItPersists
After infection it lives “dormant” in privileged sites in your body. Year round.
Re-infection can weaken immune system and “reactívate” the virus and other “dormant” viruses and cancers in your body.
#ItLivesInYourDick
#JustOneOfThePlacesItPersists
NEW Business Money Making Idea !!!
I sell you insurance. You pay me premiums in cash.
If something bad happens I pay you out an UNLIMTED payout.*
* of thoughts and prayers
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I sell you insurance. You pay me premiums in cash.
If something bad happens I pay you out an UNLIMTED payout.*
* of thoughts and prayers
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November 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
NEW Business Money Making Idea !!!
I sell you insurance. You pay me premiums in cash.
If something bad happens I pay you out an UNLIMTED payout.*
* of thoughts and prayers
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I sell you insurance. You pay me premiums in cash.
If something bad happens I pay you out an UNLIMTED payout.*
* of thoughts and prayers
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