Paysan
@paysan.bsky.social
We sell wine, coffee, cheese n chicken. Like ya dream local boozer but with only wine… more wine pub than wine bar.... Chester.
I’m wide awake. Not ideal. My sleep is all discombobulated from my all night drive. Even watching low quality tv in a language I can’t understand isn’t helping.
December 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I’m wide awake. Not ideal. My sleep is all discombobulated from my all night drive. Even watching low quality tv in a language I can’t understand isn’t helping.
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Found these in an old box upstairs, the days when the street was going into full regeneration, the gateway to Chester, unfortunately it didn’t happen @stephenslack.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Found these in an old box upstairs, the days when the street was going into full regeneration, the gateway to Chester, unfortunately it didn’t happen @stephenslack.bsky.social
A little taster before what no doubt will be an Orval session tomorrow.
December 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
A little taster before what no doubt will be an Orval session tomorrow.
Just stopped by at the Orval abbey to find out exactly what’s happening tomorrow! It’s so peaceful…. And beery!
December 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Just stopped by at the Orval abbey to find out exactly what’s happening tomorrow! It’s so peaceful…. And beery!
Such a British icon of the uk’s history … boomers on Twitter think they fought in WW2 but let’s always remember those remarkable folk who actually did overwhelmingly voted for human rights, a welfare state and the nhs. Pretending to be Solemn doesn’t do them justice .. being kind does.
December 9, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Such a British icon of the uk’s history … boomers on Twitter think they fought in WW2 but let’s always remember those remarkable folk who actually did overwhelmingly voted for human rights, a welfare state and the nhs. Pretending to be Solemn doesn’t do them justice .. being kind does.
Cleaning done when we shut then pedal down to Dover. Hideous weather but made good time and am getting an earlier than booked ferry! Orval here I come!
December 9, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Cleaning done when we shut then pedal down to Dover. Hideous weather but made good time and am getting an earlier than booked ferry! Orval here I come!
Already fantasising over my tabac coffee
December 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Already fantasising over my tabac coffee
Off to Orval ( an invite) very early in the morning. Very excited. One of my dessert Island beers. Not sure why they have to be based in the middle of nowhere. rural Mali would be easier. The duck is Orville to save confusion.
December 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Off to Orval ( an invite) very early in the morning. Very excited. One of my dessert Island beers. Not sure why they have to be based in the middle of nowhere. rural Mali would be easier. The duck is Orville to save confusion.
My new mop has been great but I’ve come across a design weakness / Achilles heel. Little piece of plastic that holds it in place has snapped. It’s the IMS bearing in a M96/ M97 of the mopping world.
December 8, 2025 at 10:12 AM
My new mop has been great but I’ve come across a design weakness / Achilles heel. Little piece of plastic that holds it in place has snapped. It’s the IMS bearing in a M96/ M97 of the mopping world.
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I apologise for the pile of Farage based retweets.. but as most people on bluesky will agreed with , he’s an odious, racist, fascist, pompous, posh, nasty cunt. To be clear Nigel Farage , I’m calling you an odious, racist, fascist, pompous, posh, nasty cunt.
December 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I apologise for the pile of Farage based retweets.. but as most people on bluesky will agreed with , he’s an odious, racist, fascist, pompous, posh, nasty cunt. To be clear Nigel Farage , I’m calling you an odious, racist, fascist, pompous, posh, nasty cunt.
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My attendance record in the European Parliament was the 4th worst out of 751 MEPs, yet I managed to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
My attendance record in the European Parliament was the 4th worst out of 751 MEPs, yet I managed to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
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Have I ever racially abused anyone?
"Never in a hurtful or insulting way"
"Not with intent"
In other words, "yes".
"Never in a hurtful or insulting way"
"Not with intent"
In other words, "yes".
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Have I ever racially abused anyone?
"Never in a hurtful or insulting way"
"Not with intent"
In other words, "yes".
"Never in a hurtful or insulting way"
"Not with intent"
In other words, "yes".
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No Reform representative was available to appear on the Laura Kuenssberg show, due to a fear of being asked about me being a Nazi at school or my senior colleague being a convicted traitor.
November 30, 2025 at 9:56 AM
No Reform representative was available to appear on the Laura Kuenssberg show, due to a fear of being asked about me being a Nazi at school or my senior colleague being a convicted traitor.
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No Reform representative on the Laura Kuenssberg show for two weeks running - that's a record! It's almost as though we didn't want to talk about the 28 witnesses to my teenage racism and antisemic abuse.
December 7, 2025 at 9:34 AM
No Reform representative on the Laura Kuenssberg show for two weeks running - that's a record! It's almost as though we didn't want to talk about the 28 witnesses to my teenage racism and antisemic abuse.
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Here I am with Reform councillor Andrew Harrison, who was one of a group of people fined over £1m for employing illegal workers. Like all good patriots, he hates immigrants, apart from the ones he can exploit for profit.
December 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Here I am with Reform councillor Andrew Harrison, who was one of a group of people fined over £1m for employing illegal workers. Like all good patriots, he hates immigrants, apart from the ones he can exploit for profit.
“Neither a borrower nor a lender be” stated Ms Polonious, before receiving the award for Britain’s worst librarian 2025.
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
“Neither a borrower nor a lender be” stated Ms Polonious, before receiving the award for Britain’s worst librarian 2025.
Hey @yanny.bsky.social , this wonderful thing could be adorning your kitchen!!
December 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Hey @yanny.bsky.social , this wonderful thing could be adorning your kitchen!!
The religious right is the religious wrong.
Faith and Reform: is the religious right on the rise in UK politics?
Faith and Reform: is the religious right on the rise in UK politics?
Powerful Christian figures are emerging in Britain but there are important differences from the US, where evangelism has fuelled Trump
www.theguardian.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:54 AM
The religious right is the religious wrong.
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Faith and Reform: is the religious right on the rise in UK politics?
Faith and Reform: is the religious right on the rise in UK politics?
Powerful Christian figures are emerging in Britain but there are important differences from the US, where evangelism has fuelled Trump
www.theguardian.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Faith and Reform: is the religious right on the rise in UK politics?
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Having a celebratory drink with everyone who believes I wasn't a racist twat at school.
December 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Having a celebratory drink with everyone who believes I wasn't a racist twat at school.
My working day is odd. Halfway through cleaning the urinal when I’m called to pass judgment on a vintage change of a wine and its price to quality ratio. That done back to toilets then b&q .
December 4, 2025 at 10:43 AM
My working day is odd. Halfway through cleaning the urinal when I’m called to pass judgment on a vintage change of a wine and its price to quality ratio. That done back to toilets then b&q .
We’ve got it up the steps now we need to find somewhere to put it. How we “love” deliveries!
December 3, 2025 at 10:40 AM
We’ve got it up the steps now we need to find somewhere to put it. How we “love” deliveries!
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Tell me, what exactly have we done with our new found pseudo sovereignty?? Cos it cost a lot in poverty, hardship and hate to get it.
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Tell me, what exactly have we done with our new found pseudo sovereignty?? Cos it cost a lot in poverty, hardship and hate to get it.