Pauli the Cat
@paulithecat.bsky.social
1st feline member and official mascot of Brighton St Pauli. Likes football, eating & napping. Hates racists, bagpipes and the hoover.
December 2, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Have received my share of steak that the humans had for dinner. Now snuggled up on the spare human‘s lap to watch my favourite TV show - David Attenborough. We‘ve all agreed to talk no more about today’s result. #meow
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Have received my share of steak that the humans had for dinner. Now snuggled up on the spare human‘s lap to watch my favourite TV show - David Attenborough. We‘ve all agreed to talk no more about today’s result. #meow
Moin! Spieltag!
The big human asked the other human “Where do French cats live?” Then answered his own question with “In a chat-eau,” wearing the silliest smile.
Let’s just say neither I nor the other human were particularly impressed.
Anyway, predicting a Heimsieg today. #meow
#fcspfcu
The big human asked the other human “Where do French cats live?” Then answered his own question with “In a chat-eau,” wearing the silliest smile.
Let’s just say neither I nor the other human were particularly impressed.
Anyway, predicting a Heimsieg today. #meow
#fcspfcu
November 23, 2025 at 6:47 AM
The human has prepared us a Spieltag breakfast. Ham and black pudding in a bun. 🤤 Have received my fair share after a short but intense campaign. Inspected the plate afterwards to make sure no food is wasted. #meow
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 AM
The human has prepared us a Spieltag breakfast. Ham and black pudding in a bun. 🤤 Have received my fair share after a short but intense campaign. Inspected the plate afterwards to make sure no food is wasted. #meow
Update! Had to abandon my surveillance operation because the human managed to set off the smoke alarm with our lamb cutlets. I am surrounded by fools. 😾😾😾 Hiding under the table now. #meow
November 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Update! Had to abandon my surveillance operation because the human managed to set off the smoke alarm with our lamb cutlets. I am surrounded by fools. 😾😾😾 Hiding under the table now. #meow
Spotted a four-legged trespasser in my garden earlier - the neighbour’s dog. The audacity! 😾 Have been conducting border surveillance from inside ever since. Then the human started cooking lamb cutlets. I’m keeping a close eye on both situations. Nothing evades my watchful eyes. #meow #multitasking
November 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Spotted a four-legged trespasser in my garden earlier - the neighbour’s dog. The audacity! 😾 Have been conducting border surveillance from inside ever since. Then the human started cooking lamb cutlets. I’m keeping a close eye on both situations. Nothing evades my watchful eyes. #meow #multitasking
Moin! Spieltag!
The humans’ bribery has reached new heights. They have prepared the prediction plates with leftover pork roast, a dash of my favourite lickie treats and little fish-shaped biscuits. Don’t worry though, I’m totally incorruptible… Heimsieg was always the plan. #meow
#fcsptsg #StPauli
The humans’ bribery has reached new heights. They have prepared the prediction plates with leftover pork roast, a dash of my favourite lickie treats and little fish-shaped biscuits. Don’t worry though, I’m totally incorruptible… Heimsieg was always the plan. #meow
#fcsptsg #StPauli
October 19, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Holding paws with the human because we’re both a bit anxious about tomorrow’s game. I’d say ‘paws crossed’ but the human is holding on like I’m the good luck charm. #meow
October 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Holding paws with the human because we’re both a bit anxious about tomorrow’s game. I’d say ‘paws crossed’ but the human is holding on like I’m the good luck charm. #meow
Had freshly cooked organic chicken for dinner. The humans tried to get close, and I may have growled a bit. They backed off and I devoured the chicken. Currently using one of them as a heated mattress to help my digestion while they’re talking about ‘food aggression’. 10/10 would growl again. #meow
October 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Had freshly cooked organic chicken for dinner. The humans tried to get close, and I may have growled a bit. They backed off and I devoured the chicken. Currently using one of them as a heated mattress to help my digestion while they’re talking about ‘food aggression’. 10/10 would growl again. #meow
So apparently it’s a crime now to explore your neighbours’ house. They caught me strutting around like I owned the place - filmed the whole thing, too. Called my humans with the ‘evidence’. Humans not happy - treats have been revoked. I regret nothing. A cat’s gotta patrol its territory. #meow
October 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
So apparently it’s a crime now to explore your neighbours’ house. They caught me strutting around like I owned the place - filmed the whole thing, too. Called my humans with the ‘evidence’. Humans not happy - treats have been revoked. I regret nothing. A cat’s gotta patrol its territory. #meow
Guess what? Dinner is late. I’ve been pestering the human for a full two hours and he doesn’t want to get up from the sofa to give me my tin. 😾 If I hadn’t had that piece of stinky fish as a reward for correctly predicting today’s result, I would be fading away right now. Not happy. #meow
September 14, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Guess what? Dinner is late. I’ve been pestering the human for a full two hours and he doesn’t want to get up from the sofa to give me my tin. 😾 If I hadn’t had that piece of stinky fish as a reward for correctly predicting today’s result, I would be fading away right now. Not happy. #meow
Moin! Spieltag!
I’m well enough to predict today’s game. It’ll be a win of course.
There shouldn’t actually be a prediction today - my humans should still be on holiday. But thanks to me getting sick we’re all stuck at home… and you get your match forecast after all. You’re welcome. #meow
#FCSPfca
I’m well enough to predict today’s game. It’ll be a win of course.
There shouldn’t actually be a prediction today - my humans should still be on holiday. But thanks to me getting sick we’re all stuck at home… and you get your match forecast after all. You’re welcome. #meow
#FCSPfca
September 14, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Me sleeping soundly on the human‘s lap with a belly full of finest chicken filet, knowing that we could end up 4th after tomorrow‘s game, while HSV is stuck on the 17th. #meow
September 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Me sleeping soundly on the human‘s lap with a belly full of finest chicken filet, knowing that we could end up 4th after tomorrow‘s game, while HSV is stuck on the 17th. #meow
Good news! The humans think that I’ve overcome my little illness. Everything is back to normal - I’m meowing at the humans for food when they’re cooking and eating. Sadly, they still refuse to share, so I had to conduct a kitchen counter inspection for left overs. Humans not happy. #meow
September 11, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Good news! The humans think that I’ve overcome my little illness. Everything is back to normal - I’m meowing at the humans for food when they’re cooking and eating. Sadly, they still refuse to share, so I had to conduct a kitchen counter inspection for left overs. Humans not happy. #meow
Didn’t eat yesterday. Human panicked and brought home chicken filets. Now I’m feasting like royalty and refusing everything else - especially the other bowl that is laced with medicine. Demanding fresh chicken on meow, and fully exploiting this arrangement. Zero shame. #meow
September 7, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Didn’t eat yesterday. Human panicked and brought home chicken filets. Now I’m feasting like royalty and refusing everything else - especially the other bowl that is laced with medicine. Demanding fresh chicken on meow, and fully exploiting this arrangement. Zero shame. #meow