Pauli the Cat
@paulithecat.bsky.social
1st feline member and official mascot of Brighton St Pauli. Likes football, eating & napping. Hates racists, bagpipes and the hoover.
I have been told I won’t be collecting a reward for correctly predicting today‘s result due to two completely unrelated incidents involving last night’s Chinese takeaway. In my defence: Prawn toasts. Chicken poppers. Absolutely no regrets. #meow
December 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I have been told I won’t be collecting a reward for correctly predicting today‘s result due to two completely unrelated incidents involving last night’s Chinese takeaway. In my defence: Prawn toasts. Chicken poppers. Absolutely no regrets. #meow
December 2, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Have received my share of steak that the humans had for dinner. Now snuggled up on the spare human‘s lap to watch my favourite TV show - David Attenborough. We‘ve all agreed to talk no more about today’s result. #meow
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Have received my share of steak that the humans had for dinner. Now snuggled up on the spare human‘s lap to watch my favourite TV show - David Attenborough. We‘ve all agreed to talk no more about today’s result. #meow
Moin! Spieltag!
The big human asked the other human “Where do French cats live?” Then answered his own question with “In a chat-eau,” wearing the silliest smile.
Let’s just say neither I nor the other human were particularly impressed.
Anyway, predicting a Heimsieg today. #meow
#fcspfcu
The big human asked the other human “Where do French cats live?” Then answered his own question with “In a chat-eau,” wearing the silliest smile.
Let’s just say neither I nor the other human were particularly impressed.
Anyway, predicting a Heimsieg today. #meow
#fcspfcu
November 23, 2025 at 6:47 AM
The human has prepared us a Spieltag breakfast. Ham and black pudding in a bun. 🤤 Have received my fair share after a short but intense campaign. Inspected the plate afterwards to make sure no food is wasted. #meow
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 AM
The human has prepared us a Spieltag breakfast. Ham and black pudding in a bun. 🤤 Have received my fair share after a short but intense campaign. Inspected the plate afterwards to make sure no food is wasted. #meow
I recommend you all do this puzzle today. #meow
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Errate das gesuchte Jahr mit Hilfe von 4 historischen Ereignissen. Ein von Wordle und Geschichte inspiriertes Spiel.
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November 9, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I recommend you all do this puzzle today. #meow
#pastpuzzle en-394
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Spotted a four-legged trespasser in my garden earlier - the neighbour’s dog. The audacity! 😾 Have been conducting border surveillance from inside ever since. Then the human started cooking lamb cutlets. I’m keeping a close eye on both situations. Nothing evades my watchful eyes. #meow #multitasking
November 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Spotted a four-legged trespasser in my garden earlier - the neighbour’s dog. The audacity! 😾 Have been conducting border surveillance from inside ever since. Then the human started cooking lamb cutlets. I’m keeping a close eye on both situations. Nothing evades my watchful eyes. #meow #multitasking
St. Pauli!
St.Pauli !!!!!!!
October 19, 2025 at 7:37 AM
St. Pauli!
Moin! Spieltag!
The humans’ bribery has reached new heights. They have prepared the prediction plates with leftover pork roast, a dash of my favourite lickie treats and little fish-shaped biscuits. Don’t worry though, I’m totally incorruptible… Heimsieg was always the plan. #meow
#fcsptsg #StPauli
The humans’ bribery has reached new heights. They have prepared the prediction plates with leftover pork roast, a dash of my favourite lickie treats and little fish-shaped biscuits. Don’t worry though, I’m totally incorruptible… Heimsieg was always the plan. #meow
#fcsptsg #StPauli
October 19, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Holding paws with the human because we’re both a bit anxious about tomorrow’s game. I’d say ‘paws crossed’ but the human is holding on like I’m the good luck charm. #meow
October 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Holding paws with the human because we’re both a bit anxious about tomorrow’s game. I’d say ‘paws crossed’ but the human is holding on like I’m the good luck charm. #meow
Had freshly cooked organic chicken for dinner. The humans tried to get close, and I may have growled a bit. They backed off and I devoured the chicken. Currently using one of them as a heated mattress to help my digestion while they’re talking about ‘food aggression’. 10/10 would growl again. #meow
October 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Had freshly cooked organic chicken for dinner. The humans tried to get close, and I may have growled a bit. They backed off and I devoured the chicken. Currently using one of them as a heated mattress to help my digestion while they’re talking about ‘food aggression’. 10/10 would growl again. #meow
So apparently it’s a crime now to explore your neighbours’ house. They caught me strutting around like I owned the place - filmed the whole thing, too. Called my humans with the ‘evidence’. Humans not happy - treats have been revoked. I regret nothing. A cat’s gotta patrol its territory. #meow
October 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
So apparently it’s a crime now to explore your neighbours’ house. They caught me strutting around like I owned the place - filmed the whole thing, too. Called my humans with the ‘evidence’. Humans not happy - treats have been revoked. I regret nothing. A cat’s gotta patrol its territory. #meow
Belly full of coq au vin. Obviously this will not prevent me from screaming for my tin in precisely 43 minutes and inhaling it like an urchin in a Dickens novel. #meow
September 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Belly full of coq au vin. Obviously this will not prevent me from screaming for my tin in precisely 43 minutes and inhaling it like an urchin in a Dickens novel. #meow
Guess what? Dinner is late. I’ve been pestering the human for a full two hours and he doesn’t want to get up from the sofa to give me my tin. 😾 If I hadn’t had that piece of stinky fish as a reward for correctly predicting today’s result, I would be fading away right now. Not happy. #meow
September 14, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Guess what? Dinner is late. I’ve been pestering the human for a full two hours and he doesn’t want to get up from the sofa to give me my tin. 😾 If I hadn’t had that piece of stinky fish as a reward for correctly predicting today’s result, I would be fading away right now. Not happy. #meow
Heimsieg, and now 4th in the table, as I predicted. 😼 I heard there’s an Ocado delivery coming later, with lots of meaty treats. A suitable reward for my excellent forecasting. #meow
September 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Heimsieg, and now 4th in the table, as I predicted. 😼 I heard there’s an Ocado delivery coming later, with lots of meaty treats. A suitable reward for my excellent forecasting. #meow