Pauli the Cat
@paulithecat.bsky.social
1st feline member and official mascot of Brighton St Pauli. Likes football, eating & napping. Hates racists, bagpipes and the hoover.
I have received my reward for correctly predicting today’s win. The big human shared his pork rib with me. Also got a new catnip toy, and was told I am the bestest cat. Now settled on the human‘s lap, cleaning my plump, pork filled belly. #meow
February 7, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I have received my reward for correctly predicting today’s win. The big human shared his pork rib with me. Also got a new catnip toy, and was told I am the bestest cat. Now settled on the human‘s lap, cleaning my plump, pork filled belly. #meow
Trying to politely persuade my human for one teeny bedtime treat. She is pretending I don’t exist. Rude. There’s a reason she’s the spare human. #meow
February 1, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Trying to politely persuade my human for one teeny bedtime treat. She is pretending I don’t exist. Rude. There’s a reason she’s the spare human. #meow
Moin! Spieltag!
And Day 2 of my abandonment by the big human. The spare human put a decoy plate in the kitchen while she set up the film set. That meant I got extra treats. I therefore predict an optimistic Heimsieg. I think the two of us did rather well, don’t you think? #meow
#fcsprbl #StPauli
And Day 2 of my abandonment by the big human. The spare human put a decoy plate in the kitchen while she set up the film set. That meant I got extra treats. I therefore predict an optimistic Heimsieg. I think the two of us did rather well, don’t you think? #meow
#fcsprbl #StPauli
January 27, 2026 at 10:31 AM
My favourite human left with a suitcase and didn’t take me with him.
I guess that means I’ll be stuck with the spare human for a few days who does not understand my need for regular treats and is not susceptible to to emotional blackmailing. Will be waiting by the front door for his return. #meow
I guess that means I’ll be stuck with the spare human for a few days who does not understand my need for regular treats and is not susceptible to to emotional blackmailing. Will be waiting by the front door for his return. #meow
January 26, 2026 at 3:57 PM
My favourite human left with a suitcase and didn’t take me with him.
I guess that means I’ll be stuck with the spare human for a few days who does not understand my need for regular treats and is not susceptible to to emotional blackmailing. Will be waiting by the front door for his return. #meow
I guess that means I’ll be stuck with the spare human for a few days who does not understand my need for regular treats and is not susceptible to to emotional blackmailing. Will be waiting by the front door for his return. #meow
Reposted by Pauli the Cat
same procedure as every halfyear
January 23, 2026 at 8:36 AM
same procedure as every halfyear
Meowy Christmas to all you wonderful humans! 🎄🐾 I hope Santa has delivered heaps of tasty surprises to you. I’ve been patrolling the kitchen doorway since sunrise. Not long now until the turkey feast. #meow
December 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Meowy Christmas to all you wonderful humans! 🎄🐾 I hope Santa has delivered heaps of tasty surprises to you. I’ve been patrolling the kitchen doorway since sunrise. Not long now until the turkey feast. #meow
Opening one of the last doors of my advent calendar. That means Santa is coming soon. I have been the bestest cat all year. Expecting lots of presents and a giant portion of turkey. #meow
December 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Opening one of the last doors of my advent calendar. That means Santa is coming soon. I have been the bestest cat all year. Expecting lots of presents and a giant portion of turkey. #meow
Moin! Final Spieltag of 2025!
A little Christmas pressie from me - predicting a win. Looking forward to my favourite human cooking us a big turkey in a few day’s time. The spare human has been drinking sherry for days like she’s Queen Mom “because it’s almost Christmas”. Pathetic. #meow
#m05fcsp
A little Christmas pressie from me - predicting a win. Looking forward to my favourite human cooking us a big turkey in a few day’s time. The spare human has been drinking sherry for days like she’s Queen Mom “because it’s almost Christmas”. Pathetic. #meow
#m05fcsp
December 21, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I have been told I won’t be collecting a reward for correctly predicting today‘s result due to two completely unrelated incidents involving last night’s Chinese takeaway. In my defence: Prawn toasts. Chicken poppers. Absolutely no regrets. #meow
December 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I have been told I won’t be collecting a reward for correctly predicting today‘s result due to two completely unrelated incidents involving last night’s Chinese takeaway. In my defence: Prawn toasts. Chicken poppers. Absolutely no regrets. #meow
December 2, 2025 at 9:37 AM