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someone gave a terrible jug a late night show and now it's everyone's problem

the highest-viewed shadowgate 2 streamer in twitch history

https://twitch.tv/Patware

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tpknnts.bsky.social
📹 WEDNESDAY 03/12 -- 7:00 PM UTC 🔴
Time skipped, now we have a house...
December 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
patware.bsky.social
everyone under the power of my voice, if you like cool shit and you're not watching Kamen Rider Zeztz, watch Kamen Rider Zeztz

if you like weird shit and you're not watching Kamen Rider Zeztz, watch Kamen Rider Zeztz

if you, , watch Kamen Rider Zeztz
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
patware.bsky.social
LIVE NOW!! The Illusion of Gaia adventure continues on a silly little water town! Everyone's so friendly here

twitch.tv/patware

#vtuber #illusionofgaia
December 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
patware.bsky.social
mmmmmmm illusion of gaia in an hour
December 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
patware.bsky.social
gn gamers. illusion of gaia tomorrow
December 2, 2025 at 6:42 AM
patware.bsky.social
ten morbillion dollars to anyone who can bring me Sam Eagle as a Commissar
hazelmonforton.com dr. hazel 🐇 @hazelmonforton.com · 3d
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
Okay bear with me. My amazing friend Robyn (@haykebyr.bsky.social) did this amazing image based on my stupid ass joke. It's Miss Piggy photoshopped into some Sister of Battle armour, with the white bob haircut and a fleur de lys tattoo on her cheek and everything. Except she's got pink satin gloves on. The caption is "In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future there is Only Moi" because that's the whole joke. Thank you.
December 2, 2025 at 6:01 AM
patware.bsky.social
why do i keep trying to eat caramel M&Ms? worst possible form of M&M. what if you bit into an object that immediately turned into a fractal caltrop inside your mouth

diabolical
December 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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tpknnts.bsky.social
I have commission slots available again!
If you'd like something from me, please check the link ฅ^._.^ฅ
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December 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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tpknnts.bsky.social
Day 1: Hellebore
#Bloomcember
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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tpknnts.bsky.social
This will be my Bloomcember thread!
I'd love it if you tagged along 🌲💙
December 1, 2025 at 12:37 PM
patware.bsky.social
hangin out with Owen to close out the tubathon! thrill as he experiments with my throbbing body!

www.twitch.tv/OwenAeon
OwenAeon - Twitch
✨ BLACK FRIDAY TUBATHON DAY 3 ✨ Owen's 3 Day Subathon - !tubathon !donate !discord !wordsalad !stamp
www.twitch.tv
December 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
patware.bsky.social
CRAFT NOW!! It's your classic hierarchy of needs situation. I cannot be happy until I've secured a large hole, access to food, and a pathway to Hell. More Minecraft - Concatenation!

twitch.tv/patware

#envtuber #vtuber #minecraft #concatenation
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
patware.bsky.social
a little hee hee ha ha minecraft funnies at around 3:30 PM EST perchance???
November 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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owen.burger.moe
Still going hard with Tubathon day 2, we met the 85 sub goal so we're doing DDR in the Christmas dress right now!! 🎄✨
Come dance with me! 💚 twitch.tv/owenaeon

#vtuber #vtlive #subathon
November 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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owen.burger.moe
Tubathon Day 2 is live!! We're gonna start with a puzzle game "Is This Seat Taken?" to get our brain juices flowing, finish up the LEGO F1 car, then make a brand new redeem together~ ✨

Let's make this an extra sparkly subathon!! 💚✨
twitch.tv/owenaeon 🚨 live now

#vtuber #vtlive #subathon
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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owen.burger.moe
Thank you so much to all my Mechanics who turned up for the first day of Tubathon!! We blew through 100+ subs in a day and you all claimed 8 of the 14 goals overall, I'm super happy with how everything turned out!! Lots more to come tomorrow, I can't wait to see you again in the morning 💚✨
November 29, 2025 at 6:17 AM
patware.bsky.social
LIVE NOW!! Aw yeah it's time for more CrossCode cleanup! We gotta find so many chests and boost so many beasties.

twitch.tv/patware

#envtuber #vtuber #crosscode
November 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
patware.bsky.social
More CrossCode in 90 minutes! Yummy
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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vghistory.bsky.social
slurpy, title screen, colecovision (1984) www.mobygames.com/game/158357/...
title screen essentially presents as a info screen about the protagonist and its enemies, including the sprites. slurpy is a green creature with a trumpet-like nose text: use fire button to flip slurpy and spit poison (red) objects. enemies (names, sprites and their respective point worths): glowbug: 5, cave bug: 20 (a purple dot), cave bird: 30, serpent: 80, cave phantom: 90 (sprite looks like a grinning red skull), widowmaker: 60, creeper: 70, deathball, evil eye (neither the deathball or evil eye show point scores and there is a note sayingthat they 'can't be slurped'. also the deathball for some reason looks like a swastika) bottom text: press fire button to begin
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 AM
patware.bsky.social
MINE NOW!! What if I just hollowed this mountain out completely? What if I lived big cave life like a little freak? It's Concatenation modpack time!

twitch.tv/patware

#envtuber #vtuber #minecraft #concatenation
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
patware.bsky.social
Miiiiiiiinecraft in 90 minutes! twitch.tv/patware

Concatenation pushed an update that adds an extra step to the process I already completed at the end of the last stream! Gottem!

#vtuber #envtuber #minecraft #concatenation
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November 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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genericsoda.bsky.social
A float of Goku from Dragon Ball Z, smiling and holding his hand to his head with two fingers extended. There is a caption that says [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] overlaid on top of him.
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
patware.bsky.social
I was going to continue with Illusion of Gaia tomorrow BUT... probably better to wait until after the holiday weekend. I'll still be streaming at 3 PM EST Thursday and Friday but expect Minecraft and then more CrossCode cleanup/grinding!
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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cieloslug.bsky.social
the patron saint of late night comedy vtubing, @patware.bsky.social 🙂‍↕️
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
patware.bsky.social
LIVE NOW!! We've gotta get every one of these chests out here and make all the zones extra scary and drink deep of gear riches. Road to the true CrossCode endgame begins!

twitch.tv/patware

#envtuber #vtuber #crosscode
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM