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That “happy clowns” are a subset of “sad clowns” would only occur to a happy clown—who would necessarily be a sad clown.
December 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
[returning American Canto to the bookstore] make that 1164 copies
December 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
More interesting pitch: if you could haunt your descendants forever, would you?
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Is everyone aware that corporations are trying to extract as much money from us as possible every day, even without surveillance pricing?
I first explored this 18 months ago and it wasn't hype. You're being watched and the data is being used to raise your prices. AI is taking the guesswork out of pricing & extracting from customers.
prospect.org/economy/2024...
December 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Ok, ok, I get it. I am supposed to pay attention to the band Geese.
December 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
There are known unknown pleasures. But then there are unknown unknown pleasures—the pleasures we don’t know we don’t know.
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
“Strong floor no ceiling” bro you described a ruin. An ancient ruin.
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Incredible how many release valves our society has invented to nullify liberal energy. Universities, non-profits, the DSA,
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Well well well, if it isn’t nothing that is not there and the nothing that is
November 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Let me know if that person takes the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever, I guess
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It was me. I was Godot all along. I was right there in the audience the whole time, and they didn’t know.
This is gonna be the performance where he shows up, I can feel it
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
They ruined love. Leave poetry out of this.
RIP to poetry.
November 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Warning my heir what happens when you grow up to be a conservative striver
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Conservatives have ruined sexuality as a concept in a single news cycle
September 20, 2024 at 12:18 PM
[holding out hand, expecting money] Well I think Olivia Nuzzi has an interesting story to tell
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Yeah right. An accident?

So they just took the dog's word for it?
November 17, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Today: evil reveals a lost New York
Hey who knows, maybe today’s the day the newspaper does a heel turn and finally admits that evil is bad
November 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Every email excerpt I’ve read is Epstein going, “look I’m a child predator but this donald guy is fucking gross”
November 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Is it reasonable to feel insulted by the selections Spotify’s algorithm makes for you
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This is gonna be the performance where he shows up, I can feel it
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The spam calls are off the charts all of a sudden
November 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I wondered if there was a video on YouTube with ten hours of someone saying “Tung” as in “Tung Tung Tung Sahur.” Lo and behold youtu.be/-gftWjWE_Go?...
Tung Tung Tung Sahur 10 Hours
YouTube video by 10HoursMovies
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
this is what happens when u die
November 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Rich people be like “We dug this thirsty corpse from the earth, and it now requires your children’s blood. Make it your leader and bow down before it or we shall become very upset.”
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM