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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
festive seasonal homosexual, tinned fish enthusiast, citrus enjoyer, los angeles evangelist, he/him
made @fionaapplebot.bsky.social
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preposterous
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
having a bad day so i called it and just put on a narrative cs2 let’s play and jack,, you can’t look at me like that,,,, not when you’re at work,,,,,,
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
an absurdity
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
ME: man why am i in such a bad mood today
THE DAMNABLE SUN:
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
anyway it is way past bedtime say goodnight to the big hands baby
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
:)
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
i need pizza more than anyone on earth has ever needed pizza
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
we are attempting this bad boy to ease back into 40+ minute rides please pray
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
you ever encounter information of little consequence that fortifies your belief that at some point you got shunted into a slightly different timeline in your sleep
November 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
getting ever more esoteric over here someone needs to take this away from me
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
November 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
steadily veering away from the prompt format
November 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
November 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
i'm sorry
November 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
surely no one has done this yet
November 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
but have you considered,
November 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
huh! for non-residents if accurate that is a large area and a whole lot of people
November 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
November 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
anyway since i’ve been complaining about not meeting my fitness goals a little too much lately it is worth noting that i am basically done with some of them also and that feels really nice
November 8, 2025 at 6:00 AM
i regret to inform you that i have once again become That Kind of Homosexual
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
birthday dinner leftovers :)
November 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
birthday boys can, perhaps must, post bubble bath legs
November 7, 2025 at 6:57 AM
birthday boys can take a gay little bubble bath
November 7, 2025 at 6:27 AM
just trying to recommend a gymwear company and i get sexually harassed smh when will we stand up
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 AM
jesus christ it was good lol
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM