Parnell
@parnellphx.bsky.social
Main interests: Liverpool FC (LFC), Phoenix Rising FC (PRFC), Phoenix Suns, commiserating on how fucked the US is. Queer (bi/pan/whatever) child of an Irish immigrant. EPL/UCL and NBA as well. Dabble in Avs and DBacks. He/Him. @pfunkphx on the bad place.
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Parnell
@parnellphx.bsky.social
· Nov 27
Apologies to all the random followers from whatever LFC starter pack I got put in, you should know I hate LA sports equally to Manchester sports.
I'm sure I'm a month and a half late on this but Toronto's NBA Cup court makes my eyes bleed
December 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I'm sure I'm a month and a half late on this but Toronto's NBA Cup court makes my eyes bleed
Crosses trying to thread the needle over two ogre heads is not the way to get shots
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Crosses trying to thread the needle over two ogre heads is not the way to get shots
Gillespie getting in Gobert's face at least makes my soul feel a bit better
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Gillespie getting in Gobert's face at least makes my soul feel a bit better
Feels like the Suns are playing 5 v 8 in the second half
November 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Feels like the Suns are playing 5 v 8 in the second half
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Maybe take the camera off Simon Hooper’s chest and put some contact lenses in his eyes.
August 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Maybe take the camera off Simon Hooper’s chest and put some contact lenses in his eyes.
Can we get a red card just to make this entertaining?
August 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Can we get a red card just to make this entertaining?
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Makes sense that you’d have to draw your own card; Hallmark doesn’t have a “happy birthday to my favorite pedophile” section
July 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Makes sense that you’d have to draw your own card; Hallmark doesn’t have a “happy birthday to my favorite pedophile” section
Please stop showing the replay ESPN, we get it
June 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Please stop showing the replay ESPN, we get it
David Stern's ghost weeping right now
June 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
David Stern's ghost weeping right now
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They unscrewed the crown on the trophy so Mo could wear it and then it took five of them staring intently to figure out how to put it back on correctly. I love this idiot group
May 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
They unscrewed the crown on the trophy so Mo could wear it and then it took five of them staring intently to figure out how to put it back on correctly. I love this idiot group
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Mohamed Salah hates Manchester United football club
Mo, buddy, you must have had better things to do than watch that 😂
May 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Mohamed Salah hates Manchester United football club
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UK ZERO POINTS AS GOD INTENDED
May 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
UK ZERO POINTS AS GOD INTENDED
Deion Sanders last night: gonna call my buddy Trump and have him help my son out
Trump: says something out of the mouth of an auctioneer at a slave market
Deion tonight: I've made a big mistake
Trump: says something out of the mouth of an auctioneer at a slave market
Deion tonight: I've made a big mistake
April 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Deion Sanders last night: gonna call my buddy Trump and have him help my son out
Trump: says something out of the mouth of an auctioneer at a slave market
Deion tonight: I've made a big mistake
Trump: says something out of the mouth of an auctioneer at a slave market
Deion tonight: I've made a big mistake
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One point is all it takes
Falling in love with me
Possibilities, I look like all you need
Falling in love with me
Possibilities, I look like all you need
April 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
One point is all it takes
Falling in love with me
Possibilities, I look like all you need
Falling in love with me
Possibilities, I look like all you need
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Ryan Dunn with the dunk of his young career over Giannis Antetokounmpo! Even got the stank face outta Book:
March 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Ryan Dunn with the dunk of his young career over Giannis Antetokounmpo! Even got the stank face outta Book:
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blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office
March 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office
Me: Why does it seem like there's a surprisingly low amount of douchebags in the valley for mid-March this year?
TV: Dodgers vs Cubs in Japan
Me: .... OHHHHH ...
TV: Dodgers vs Cubs in Japan
Me: .... OHHHHH ...
March 20, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Me: Why does it seem like there's a surprisingly low amount of douchebags in the valley for mid-March this year?
TV: Dodgers vs Cubs in Japan
Me: .... OHHHHH ...
TV: Dodgers vs Cubs in Japan
Me: .... OHHHHH ...
The feeling of walking into your local just as Bulls On Parade hits the first guitar lick 🤘
March 20, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The feeling of walking into your local just as Bulls On Parade hits the first guitar lick 🤘
Deserved round of applause for the glorious idiot
March 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Deserved round of applause for the glorious idiot
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The desexualisation of media (everyone is beautiful, and no one is horny) combined with an increasing hysteria around the 'pointlessness' of sex scenes is a key part of the fascistization of western culture and if we're going to fight back we're going to need to make it normal to be horny again.
March 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The desexualisation of media (everyone is beautiful, and no one is horny) combined with an increasing hysteria around the 'pointlessness' of sex scenes is a key part of the fascistization of western culture and if we're going to fight back we're going to need to make it normal to be horny again.