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Paris 87
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Chicago. IT Consultant, fmr SIGINT rube

Gambling and Hot Dog Enthusiast.
I wonder if anyone is still sending those weekly emails to OPM.
May 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
As a former cryptolojogic — I feel honored.
Trump didn’t stick the landing on this one
May 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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A reminder of the ongoing vestiges of the GWOT: this former Ranger turned CIA contractor was seriously wounded in a firefight last year, seemingly while advising the agency’s Somali surrogates, judging by the desert tiger stripe camo
May 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
John Gilmore would go into anaphylactic shock over this.
If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”
May 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Another unforced error by Mayor Johnson.

Dude either has the worst CoS, worst Aides, or exceptionally incompetent.

My read is he had no idea what he signed up for before the runoff and Gates and Periwinkle told him they’d help him, but just let his flop around like torn curtain.
May 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
So is the old HBOMax app going to work again? That I always accidentally choose with my TV instead of Max and it tells me to use Max? Are they gonna flip flop?
May 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
As a parent, Head Start is an amazing resource even if you’re a household of means. As someone less fortunate any cuts could be insanely impactful. Hopefully the funding continues.
Illinois Head Start officials reacted warily Wednesday to assurances from Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. that the Trump administration supports continued funding for the early childhood development program, which supports about 28,000 low-income children and families in Illinois alone.
Illinois Head Start officials react with caution to RFK Jr.’s assurances of continued funding
Illinois Head Start officials reacted warily to Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s assurances that the administration supports continued funding for the program.
www.chicagotribune.com
May 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I’m conflicted in how I feel about Pres. Trump meeting with Al-Sharaa.

22 years ago he’s blowing up Americans in the Sunni Triangle.

But he overthrew Bashar.

Maybe this is one of those moments like GIs visiting Hanoi in the 90s.

Maybe I’m glad I’m out of the game, and just a “fan.”
May 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Tired: Objectivism
Wired: Effective Altruism
Super Wired: Emoluments Clause is a speed bump
May 14, 2025 at 5:24 AM
So SBF is still in fed jail. But Ross Ulbricht was pardoned in Pres Trumps first 100 days…

Man. No idea how I can explain Republicans to my son in 10 years.
May 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I mean come on…
May 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
My obsession with Senna after a couple of home pours is undefeated in most of my 30s and all of my 40s.

I need to gantt chart watching every bit of content from the @f1tv.bsky.social app this spring/summer.

Let’s go.
May 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Long $Greyhound
Duffy on the air traffic control system: "The lights are blinking, the sirens are turning ... what you see in Newark is gonna happen in other places across the country."

Good luck, air travelers!
May 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Me: Don’t jump to conclusions.
My wife:
Oh wrestling is fake?

Then explain this
May 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I never eat an Italian beef for lunch downtown but in honor of the new Pope, definitely a hot sweet dipped kinda day, amen. 🙏
May 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I’m incredibly lucky to be playing beer league hockey in my 40s. I was so fucking terrible in high school and it’s insane how great it is for my soul.
May 8, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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USS Harry S. Truman acting like the guy in the black and white portion of an infomercial holding onto too many F/A-18s...
May 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Big action tonight lollllll
May 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Secretariat fucks.
May 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Not just buying Trump Crypto with cash… but by SELLING BONDS.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

This is like maxing out your Amex to take a bottle service girl out on a date.
May 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
if you see this post your getaway vehicle
May 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Here’s my favorite Derby recipe—
May 3, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I guess once you’re no longer a lethal warfighter, you’re just a loser and sucker.
This comes as nearly 90,000 VA loans are past due, with 33,000 of those already in foreclosure.

The VA Servicing Purchase program, or VASP, was put in place during the Biden admin after missteps by the VA left homeowners with no way to catch up on their VA-backed home loans if they fell behind.
May 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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"This is the 'vet bro' Pentagon."

Hegseth spends a lot of time to look like the man for the troops.

But are the rank and file buying it?

www.military.com/daily-news/2...
Hegseth Works Hard to Portray Himself as a Man of the Troops. They Might Not Be Buying It.
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, a former Fox News host and National Guardsman, has attempted to reframe the role of the Pentagon's top civilian leader during his first months on the job, casting himse...
www.military.com
May 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM