Fang
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Computergirls are generally resilient against many of my typical torment techniques but I've found that waving around a flash drive full of poorly written recursive scripts that lack halting conditions usually does the trick
December 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Computergirls are generally resilient against many of my typical torment techniques but I've found that waving around a flash drive full of poorly written recursive scripts that lack halting conditions usually does the trick
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this is where i post from
December 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
this is where i post from
EVIL GAME FOR PERVERTS
December 12, 2025 at 6:38 AM
EVIL GAME FOR PERVERTS
thinking about how those spring loaded window breaker things would probably work great on porcelain
December 10, 2025 at 7:56 AM
thinking about how those spring loaded window breaker things would probably work great on porcelain
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fear and hunger's main theme is what if the king in yellow was your ex
December 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
fear and hunger's main theme is what if the king in yellow was your ex
i just need to finish my writing project and then once that's done i can finish my writing project and then once that's done
December 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
i just need to finish my writing project and then once that's done i can finish my writing project and then once that's done
All possible black cat markings were actually discovered via armillary sphere in the 4th century BCE
December 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
All possible black cat markings were actually discovered via armillary sphere in the 4th century BCE
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"theyre doing this to me tomorrow" blueskeeted alongside the parrot BLIT from that David Langford story
December 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
"theyre doing this to me tomorrow" blueskeeted alongside the parrot BLIT from that David Langford story
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another awesome dwarf fortress post
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
another awesome dwarf fortress post
have entered the frenzy state of creating things for friends. quite fun.
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
have entered the frenzy state of creating things for friends. quite fun.
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The trick is to bite down on the blade as hard as you can, with no regard as to how sharp it may or may not be
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The trick is to bite down on the blade as hard as you can, with no regard as to how sharp it may or may not be
the self-sharpening nature of carnassials is rather cute if you think about it
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
the self-sharpening nature of carnassials is rather cute if you think about it
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now ancalagon, there's a name that sounds good and benefits from knowing that sindarin etymology. you do know that etymology, don't you, son? wouldn't want everyone to have to surround you, all pointing and laughing fashion
November 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
now ancalagon, there's a name that sounds good and benefits from knowing that sindarin etymology. you do know that etymology, don't you, son? wouldn't want everyone to have to surround you, all pointing and laughing fashion
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goblin was nothing but kind and respectful to those little chudlings but they still treated him like shit just because he was gay
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
goblin was nothing but kind and respectful to those little chudlings but they still treated him like shit just because he was gay
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full contact origami
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
full contact origami
everyone keeps leaving salt circles around things i want this is so annoyinggg
November 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
everyone keeps leaving salt circles around things i want this is so annoyinggg
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Whatever you want, the answer is no.
November 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Whatever you want, the answer is no.
mechsketch heavily inspired by Blade Wolf Metal Gear but pantherine
November 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
mechsketch heavily inspired by Blade Wolf Metal Gear but pantherine
Bigfoot's far less elusive and far more pernicious cousin, Trenchfoot
October 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Bigfoot's far less elusive and far more pernicious cousin, Trenchfoot
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we gotta look into abandoning the flesh as soon as possible
October 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
we gotta look into abandoning the flesh as soon as possible
I have an 18cm steel spike which assists me with various tasks and has done so for years and even when not assisting me with tasks is quite pleasant to hold and keep about my person. And no she's not cursed so don't even ask.
October 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I have an 18cm steel spike which assists me with various tasks and has done so for years and even when not assisting me with tasks is quite pleasant to hold and keep about my person. And no she's not cursed so don't even ask.
Glad to hear that the neighbor's rooster is crowing not at the customary dawn but rather at noon, when I wake up, because it knows who is important.
October 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Glad to hear that the neighbor's rooster is crowing not at the customary dawn but rather at noon, when I wake up, because it knows who is important.
You know what they say! A bird in the hand is worth NOTHING.
Go catch everything in that bush or you're dead to me.
Go catch everything in that bush or you're dead to me.
October 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
You know what they say! A bird in the hand is worth NOTHING.
Go catch everything in that bush or you're dead to me.
Go catch everything in that bush or you're dead to me.