"Here is the bill you demanded that nullifies all safety regulations for EVs and rockets, Your Majesty. I'll be back with your iced tea."

This burn is epic. 🔥

A lot of people think everything will work out if we just play by the rules but don’t seem to recognize that rules only matter when everyone agrees to follow them and, well, that isn’t our present reality.

A secret cabal of the most powerful decision makers in the publishing industry meets once a year and they agree to publish a book that's egregiously, irredeemably bad. They dedicate a huge promotional budget to it to prove they can make a best seller out of anything.
#publishing

Remember when "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" tried to teach us about tariffs and no one was paying attention

James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.

Preferred sleeping position

Although this was a highlight

I am a dog person, but in the Dog and Cat exhibition at the NGV, cats win.

Another 4 tech bros - sorry, ‘disruptors’ who can, frankly, fuck right off.

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Love this so much❤️

Friends, on this platform, prepare for too many photos and videos of this star.

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