diane (sober version)
@ovtsbehslov.bsky.social
i will behave this time. this is not a lie by omission.
transfem, they/them
transfem, they/them
The Poster's Fourth Amendment states that screenshotting a random stranger's post is freak behavior regardless of purpose, and any evidence contained in such a screenshot is inadmissible.
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
The Poster's Fourth Amendment states that screenshotting a random stranger's post is freak behavior regardless of purpose, and any evidence contained in such a screenshot is inadmissible.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was getting wage earners to believe that some don't work hard enough to "earn" a paltry cents-per-hour raise like the rest of us.
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 PM
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was getting wage earners to believe that some don't work hard enough to "earn" a paltry cents-per-hour raise like the rest of us.
[autistic Rorschach voice] it's not me that can't hold a conversation with you, it's you that can't hold a conversation with me
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 AM
[autistic Rorschach voice] it's not me that can't hold a conversation with you, it's you that can't hold a conversation with me
Reposted by diane (sober version)
Happy is a concept that was invented in 1954 to bolster toy sales
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Happy is a concept that was invented in 1954 to bolster toy sales
anyway, two months without a drink 😐🎉
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
anyway, two months without a drink 😐🎉
Transgender Day of Remembrance is basically when "allies" collectively drive by a local restaurant that just went out of business and say "aw man, i was maybe gonna eat there someday :( "
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Transgender Day of Remembrance is basically when "allies" collectively drive by a local restaurant that just went out of business and say "aw man, i was maybe gonna eat there someday :( "
my brain always feels like there's a frozen Chrome tab running in the background that's taking up 100% of my RAM
November 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
my brain always feels like there's a frozen Chrome tab running in the background that's taking up 100% of my RAM
You see how much the commissary is charging for whippits? War is a fucking racket, man.
November 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
You see how much the commissary is charging for whippits? War is a fucking racket, man.
I deal with laundry the same way I deal with all my problems. "Eh, just throw it on the pile."
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I deal with laundry the same way I deal with all my problems. "Eh, just throw it on the pile."
Women's Wearhouse: You're not gonna like the way you look, but you're just gonna have to deal with it.
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Women's Wearhouse: You're not gonna like the way you look, but you're just gonna have to deal with it.
if a woman started talking to me about Chappell Roan i would reflexively bite down on my cyanide capsule
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
if a woman started talking to me about Chappell Roan i would reflexively bite down on my cyanide capsule
"milquetoast" seems like an eggcorn
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
"milquetoast" seems like an eggcorn
rocking a look I can only describe as "minor trying not to get carded at the liquor store"
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
rocking a look I can only describe as "minor trying not to get carded at the liquor store"
Hello Muddah, Hello... Muddah? Camp Granada Goes Woke
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Hello Muddah, Hello... Muddah? Camp Granada Goes Woke
saturdays are for Птицу ЕМЪ
youtu.be/AfGfYegSXM8&...
youtu.be/AfGfYegSXM8&...
Птицу ЕМЪ - 13.05.2012@Vinyl Story. Петербург
YouTube video by MITIN2022
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
saturdays are for Птицу ЕМЪ
youtu.be/AfGfYegSXM8&...
youtu.be/AfGfYegSXM8&...
it's probly best to start accepting the fact that we're all gonna end up partisans
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
it's probly best to start accepting the fact that we're all gonna end up partisans
thry won't let trans minors get estrogen but they'll let teenage boys get a rib removed so they can selfsuck :/
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
thry won't let trans minors get estrogen but they'll let teenage boys get a rib removed so they can selfsuck :/
sometimes you just gotta trust that this stuff sounded funny in my head
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
sometimes you just gotta trust that this stuff sounded funny in my head
Yeah, I was actually voted "most likely to own and operate a wonder emporium" in high school, but apparently that doesn't mean shit when you're in the same graduating class as Clarence Magorium.
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Yeah, I was actually voted "most likely to own and operate a wonder emporium" in high school, but apparently that doesn't mean shit when you're in the same graduating class as Clarence Magorium.
I know everyone thinks this about where they live, but Pittsburgh has gotta have the worst drivers outside of a Russian dashcam
November 21, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I know everyone thinks this about where they live, but Pittsburgh has gotta have the worst drivers outside of a Russian dashcam
(explaining lunch to an American) imagine a burger,
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 AM
(explaining lunch to an American) imagine a burger,
just got food poisoning from the hot dog cart of ideas
November 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
just got food poisoning from the hot dog cart of ideas
my main contribution at work is developing a technique to easily put an o-ring into a difficult spot on a machine we don't produce anymore
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
my main contribution at work is developing a technique to easily put an o-ring into a difficult spot on a machine we don't produce anymore
if god created humans, why are there still monkeys?
November 20, 2025 at 11:03 AM
if god created humans, why are there still monkeys?