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B810. The Man who Bit Himself on the Ear. A man explains to his doctor that the wound on his ear (or forehead) is where he bit himself. He explains, "I stood on a chair."

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writing another blog post that'll end up being 10,000 words
December 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
if we really want to solve the male loneliness epidemic, there's nothing for it but to bring back whaling.
December 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
it's quite something
December 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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it seems like a throughline to a lot of these "the voters are genocidal/racist/transphobic so i ge- i mean have to be too" performances is that these people consider themselves to be separate from and superior to The Voters and maintaining and enforcing that self-conception is their top priority
December 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It sure is talky! (In a good way. I liked it a lot.)
December 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Did you see Blue Moon
December 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
You could just have reposted the actual post. It's here too. It's still stupid though
“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
December 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Here’s a random bit about an incidental character who, on the one hand, is very much of their time and impossible to imagine in academia today, but also on the other hand clearly born hopelessly too early, before the meme- and shitpost-industrial complex could have made full use of his huge talents.
December 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Not with that attitude
December 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
if AI boosters were claiming, and I suppose some of them might be because god only knows what they won't say, "AI will be as God, revealing all and only truths", then yes: Gödel applies
December 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
"there are true statements that cannot be proven" is not limited to silicon
December 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
the argument was very much "proving mathematical statements can't be automated, therefore p". But proving mathematical statements can be automated, so we may fairly regard p as not yet established. Again, any argument starting from Gödel applies to mathematical activity generally
December 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
many proof assistants use dependently-typed languages that require the functions you write to terminate, and they will attempt to *prove* that the functions terminate. we know Turing that *in general* this is impossible, and they might reject valid programs. But "in general" doesn't mean "always"
December 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
If that meant that computers could not generate mathematical proofs, it would also mean that humans could not generate mathematical proofs. Mathematics is the domain of human activity that is *most concerned* with what is computable. Proof theory is automated!
December 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
here's a file proving (among other things) that ⅔ is less than 0.67, which is not exactly earthshaking but is a truth!
lean4/tests/lean/run/grind_10489.lean at master · leanprover/lean4
Lean 4 programming language and theorem prover. Contribute to leanprover/lean4 development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
December 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
What do you mean by (or think he means by, I guess) "automate the process of proving mathematical truths"? automated theorem proving is absolutely a thing; proof assistants/formal systems will have theorem provers that can do quite a lot of heavy lifting
December 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
It's over for you bitches
December 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
truly, my reaction to this is not so much Nuzzi shouldn't express her authentic emotions as that Nuzzi isn't expressing and may not even be having authentic emotions; she at best doesn't understand herself and overuses imitations of expression bc she doesn't know what success would be
December 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Word counts don't hit themselves
December 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM