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i fw el horso
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cow tools
January 21, 2026 at 3:53 AM
steveo was just in a mrbeast video wtf
January 8, 2026 at 5:07 AM
rip renee good
January 8, 2026 at 12:59 AM
haopy new uear
January 1, 2026 at 5:33 AM
can someone mash up black diamond by stratovarius and shipping up to boston by dropkick murpheys to prove to @acai.bsky.social that they sound similar i will seriously pay you
December 31, 2025 at 5:24 AM
???
December 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
pluribus finale was good
December 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
absolute cinema

congrats council members on another absolute perfect 10/10 album
December 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
December 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
have you guys heard of pando? its a giant landmass in utah that is alive. like its 6000 tons and 106 acres, but its all one organism. its insane.
December 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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THE PLAGUE IS HERE. SAY YOUR PRAYERS.

The Dead Horso Project. el horso's reckoning. el zebro's collapse. el camelo's victory. The ultimate el horso experience has arrived.

youtu.be/jnyyb4_iuqw
The Dead Horso Project - Full Mashup Album
YouTube video by el horso
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
December 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
no way @neilcic.com planet
December 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Keep going. Be meaner. Aim whatever lizard-brain impulse you have towards cruelty and violence in this direction.
We can do even more.
December 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
*metallica
anyways my guesses for artist on it are
pixies (confirmed)
metalica (confirmed)
green day
rhett and link
dead milkmen, dead kennedys, death, pretty much any band with dead or death in it
idk like sonic
lewis and clark
and i HOPE, weird al

i guess we'll have to see
December 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
dead horso project dropping on like the one day i dont work #thankyouelcamelo
December 14, 2025 at 4:31 AM
this is just the plot of pluribus
This Your Best One Yet, Report Nation’s Sycophants https://theonion.com/this-your-best-one-yet-report-nations-sycophants/
December 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
REAL DEAD HORSO PROJECT LEAKS FROM A TRUSTED SORCE
December 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
just wanted to come out here and say pluribus is a great show you should be watching. so far i th- JOHN CENA??
December 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
after further review

im pretty sure beavis and buttbead would have had to create a device to get to the island in the first place (i honestly have no idea but im pretty sure) so they somehow created a device and set the coordinates to the fortnite island to fight

and they are STILL dumbasses
after the fortnite event, beavis and butthead have canonically helped take out a giant mosnter with the help of hatsune miku, godzilla, king kong, homer simpson, marty mcfly and doc brown, iron man, superman, the galatic empire AND the resistance, the scooby doo characters, sub zero and scorpion,
December 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
after the fortnite event, beavis and butthead have canonically helped take out a giant mosnter with the help of hatsune miku, godzilla, king kong, homer simpson, marty mcfly and doc brown, iron man, superman, the galatic empire AND the resistance, the scooby doo characters, sub zero and scorpion,
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
NOW THATS WHAT I CALL PILGRIM ROCK!
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
help there was an ad on tiktok for a university and now the stupid fucking audio wont stop
November 17, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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boomhauer
November 15, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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boomhauer
November 15, 2025 at 8:23 AM